As soon as the new hero entered the tavern, he raised his hand and placed nine large gold coins on the bar.
"Boss, bring a carriage and I'll go fight the demons."
"Okay, I guarantee your satisfaction." For the sake of his reputation, the hotel owner is happy to meet any guest's requirements. "Please put your equipment up and register it."
Water guns, potted plants, slimes.
"No, there is no need to put your companion up." The boss reminded kindly.
"It's not a female companion," the brave man corrected, "it's a female magazine. By the way, the wetter the carriage, the better."
The short brave man drove away in a carriage covered with mushrooms.
Go and come back.
——Excerpt from "Grand Prize for Brave Person's Confused Behavior"
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