Chapter 1 Catching the Skunk

Style: Fantasy Author: cash flow waterWords: 3053Update Time: 24/02/20 12:40:40
"Ninety-nine!" A shout that pierced the clouds and cracked the rocks broke the silence of the forest. A tall black figure jumped up with a stick-like object and smashed it down.

"Skunk!" However, the target of the black shadow, a black and white mammal on the ground, easily dodged the attack, let out a laugh, and then disappeared in a whoosh.

"Damn it!" The figure was a boy about seventeen years old, about 1.8 meters tall, with a short hair and a standard honest face. At this moment, he was cursing and checking whether the long net bag on his hand was damaged, and he kept complaining, "This is the first time. It's as slippery as oil, and it ran away again."

The bushes behind the tall boy moved, and a short boy came out: "Xiao Ji, be a little more liberal, this is a good thing."

Although he sounds like a big brother, he is actually one or two years younger than the tall boy. He also has an oriental appearance, but he can be said to be eye-catchingly beautiful, and he is holding a green potted plant in his arms.

While he was talking, several vines stretched out from the potted plant and brushed off the leaves for him. It was obviously not an ordinary plant.

"Think about it, if it was so easy, would it still be our turn?" the young man analyzed.

"That's the truth, but what kind of good thing is this, Brother Ling?" The tall young man known as Xiao Ji sighed, put the net bag on his shoulders, turned to face Brother Ling, "We all have this last one. We’ve been arrested for three days, we can’t continue like this!”

"It's been three days?" Hearing this, Brother Ling suddenly fell into deep thought as if struck by thunder, "You're right, we can't go on like this, otherwise I won't have enough tissues in the pit."

"Then you can just use the cleaning technique... No, why am I talking about this?" Xiao Ji found that he had been led astray by Brother Ling and rolled his eyes, "I didn't mean your personal hygiene when I said something bad. Ah...forget it, don't talk about your good things, I'll be annoyed by it."

"You have adapted very quickly. Now you are completely in tune with the people of this world. I remember a few days ago you were scared to death by the ghost-faced flower and shouted that you wanted to go home." Brother Ling said, "My family has a eldest son. "Succeeded" look of relief, "This is a good thing."

Of course, Brother Ling was also quite aware of current affairs and ran away with his short legs before Xiao Ji got mad.

Not to mention, although Brother Ling is much shorter than Xiao Ji, his running speed is not slow at all, especially since this is a forest, and he can be seen skillfully avoiding obstacles one by one, as if walking on flat ground. In comparison, Xiao Ji's movements were much clumsy, and he could only barely keep up with his long legs.

The two ran like this one after another for a long time, but they never found the last skunk required by the mission - this guy obviously became more careful after being scared by Xiaoji many times. Speaking of which, they have been following the same skunk lately. Could it be that there are only ninety-nine skunks in this forest?

"Oops!" Xiao Ji was in a hurry to catch up with Brother Ling. He didn't look at the road carefully and tripped over something. Under the influence of inertia, he jumped out a long distance and ate a mouthful of mud.

A pair of familiar sneakers appeared in front of Xiao Ji. They belonged to Brother Ling. He quickly got up and wanted to say something.

"Let's run, that thing you stepped on just now is a bear." Brother Ling finished speaking first, turned around and ran away again. I don't know if it was an illusion, but Xiao Ji always felt that there was a hint of smile in his voice.

However, although Xiao Ji was stupid, he still knew how to write the word "death". He also heard the roar of the bear coming from behind, and he rolled forward and followed Brother Ling forward. His running speed was far inferior to Brother Ling's, but maybe it was because of his desire to survive that the two of them were running at the same pace.

I don’t know how far I ran, but the black bear let out another cry of reluctance, then turned around and walked away as if it had given up.

"Hoo, ho," Xiao Ji ran so hard that he almost vomited out his lungs. After making sure it was safe, he made an emergency stop and hugged a tree, "He, he won't chase you anymore?"

Brother Ling's physical strength was obviously much better, and he didn't even take a breath after running for such a long time. He didn't answer Xiao Ji's question immediately, but looked at the surrounding environment first.

Here is a meadow by the lake with flowers everywhere. It can be said to be quiet and peaceful.

Extremely dangerous.

That the black bear suddenly stopped could only mean that they had entered the territory of something more terrifying, a very simple reasoning.

Brother Ling glanced at the panting Xiao Ji. This guy has a bold temper and a small temper. All his nutrition depends on his height. He thought it would be fun to scare him, so he said in a very exaggerated and artificial tone: "I'm not chasing him anymore. Because there may be more terrifying wild monsters in this place!"

"What?" Xiao Ji just stood up, staggered again, fell to the ground, and asked with a sad face, "What should we do, Brother Ling? Huh? What are you doing?"

Xiao Ji saw that Brother Ling had found a clean stone by the lake to sit down on, raised the potted plant in his hand and started fishing.

"Yousheng, fish hook plant." He patted the flowerpot, and the potted plant named Yousheng stretched out a vine, with a fishhook-like branch extending from the end, hanging into the water.

"Why are you still fishing?" Xiao Ji felt a little anxious, "Didn't you say there are scary monsters here?"

"Yeah, what does that have to do with us? We didn't mess with it." Brother Ling said without looking back, "Anyway, the monsters here have signed contracts with the school. They can at most beat us, but they can't kill anyone."

"That makes sense." Xiao Ji got up and patted the grass clippings on his body, and then suddenly realized, "Wait, why didn't you remind me just now? I was chased by that bear and almost vomited out my lungs. !”

"Look, you just lack exercise," Brother Ling continued to say in that slow and exasperating tone, "running more is good for your body."

"Yi Liuling, you're really good!" Xiao Ji was irritated as expected and stopped even calling him by his honorific title.

"Ji Shuzhai, can't you?" Yi Liuling replied with a smile.

Ji Shuzhai angrily walked up behind Yi Liuling and switched positions back and forth, as if trying to find an angle to kick him into the lake.

However, after hesitating for a while, Ji Shuzhai still didn't have the courage and finally gave up. He glanced at the lake, looked at the crystal clear water, and commented: "I don't think you can catch fish."

"Zifeiyu, you know I can't catch fish?" Yi Liuling replied casually.

"Because I have eyes. There is obviously nothing in here. Does anyone really think that they can catch fish from the swimming pool?" Ji Shuzhai said but couldn't explain it, but he didn't dare to fight, so he could only get angry, "Oh, I forgot, this is not even as good as a swimming pool, after all, there are girls in the swimming pool."

"As expected of you," Yi Liuling finally looked back at him, "You can really turn any topic to girls."

At this moment, Yousheng's vines suddenly straightened up, and a feeling of confidence spread from the flowerpot.

"Wuhu, you took the bait," Yi Liuling whistled, deciding to trust Yousheng's judgment, increasing the magic output, and quickly pulled up the "thing" that was not too heavy, "Let me see Let’s see if it’s a perch…eh?”

What Yi Liuling "caught" was a large ball of blue transparent jelly-like creature. In the doubtful eyes of the two people, the creature shook and transformed into a girl of fifteen or sixteen years old, but its body was still the same. That material.

"Damn it, did I really catch a girl?" Yi Liuling jumped down from the stone, pointed at the confused slime girl and said to Ji Shuzhai, "Are you a prophet?"

Ji Shuzhai knew that Yi Liuling was a man of external control, but he was now in a rebellious state of mind, so he said unceremoniously: "Fart, do you think I don't play games? What kind of girl is this?" Isn’t this slime?”

"Slime is also a girl. This is a slime girl, not an ordinary slime." Yi Liuling began to defend her point of view.

"Hey," Ji Shuzhai put his hands on his hips, "then prove it to me."

"Proof is proof." Yi Liuling frowned, but to be honest, he didn't feel very confident, so he planned to observe the slime girl closely. If she could speak, just chat directly.

So, he walked towards the slime girl who was some distance away from him. However, at this moment, he stepped on something slippery.

This was a ball of slime that splashed out when the slime girl was thrown onto the lawn. It was not absorbed by the soil, so it provided ten times the effect of a banana peel.

Just like that, Yi Liuling pounced on the slime mother, and then he realized belatedly: He seemed to have kissed her left cheek?

As soon as Yi Liuling got up, the slime girl was shocked, and her expression seemed to be a little more spiritual.

"Pa," she changed from her previous dull demeanor and slapped Yi Liuling's face with a round ear scraper in her left hand.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Yi Liuling seemed to see the corners of her mouth turn up, but the slime girl didn't give him any more opportunities to observe. She turned over and fell back into the lake, disappearing into the bottomless water again. in water.

"What's this strange heartbeat? I'm not shaking my head." Yi Liuling touched her face and saw Ji Shuzhai's expression of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh out of the corner of her eye. She immediately puffed up her chest and pointed. Looking at the slap marks outlined by the mucus on his face, "This is all my plan. Look at this reaction. Isn't this a woman?"

"Snapped!"

"What's wrong with you?"

Ji Shuzhai, who was slapped because he suddenly came closer, said proudly: "Tsk, so this is called a woman?"

Yi Liuling looked at the slap marks on Ji Shuzhai's face, touched her own face, twitched her ears, and then suddenly looked at the sky: "Ah, it's a bit late already. Let's go back to school first."

Seeing Yi Liuling's concealed appearance, Ji Shuzhai suddenly felt very good. There were not many opportunities to make him suffer. Just when he wanted to take advantage of the victory, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Wait a minute, that means we didn't do anything, so we got two slaps in vain?"

"You finally realized it, but that's a good thing."

"Why is this a good thing?" Ji Shuzhai rubbed his face and asked curiously.