"Father York, what is scientific exorcism?" A large group of priests wearing divine robes below stared at the people on the high platform and asked with fiery eyes.
Listening to the mission announced in his ears, the corners of York's mouth raised slightly,
"What is scientific exorcism? My answer is that we must use the characteristics of modern technology and our traditional exorcism methods to exorcise demons..."
"We all know that the devil hates us reciting the Bible, so we can record our recitation and play it through speakers, torturing it every day and making it physically uncomfortable..."
"Evil spirits hate holy water. Holy water will cause it fire-like damage. If it doesn't come out and does little tricks every day to make people sick, then we can ask the homeowner for permission and use the shower nozzle to sweep the house and stimulate it every day. Of course, This requires a lot of holy water, so roll it up..."
"If an evil spirit or demon comes, we will kill it with a gun. If the gun doesn't work, then use a cannon. If the cannon doesn't work, then use a nuclear bomb. If the nuclear bomb doesn't work, then just wait to die..."
"..." Pervert, wizard, magic, vampire, werewolf, demon, killer, the main focus is a scientific [physical] exorcism...
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