Of course Chen Muwu knew that his teacher was telling a joke.
Rutherford would definitely not fight with Einstein, and he didn't want to watch the two of them fight.
Eddington had already beaten someone once because of him. If Rutherford beat Einstein again because of this, he would be a more powerful person than Archduke Ferdinand.
After all, the unlucky Grand Duke only provoked one internal fight between Europeans, but he, Chen Muwu, provoked it twice, twice as many times.
If this incident finally happened and spread, after being exaggerated by those newspapers, Chen Muwu estimated that he would probably be compared to a snake, an evil animal that is both smart and cunning.
"Teacher, you are really good at joking. The leading figure in British physics beat up the leading figure in German physics. This incident is enough to trigger a diplomatic dispute between the two countries."
"I want to say that Dr. Einstein, as the most famous physicist in the world today, came to Cambridge University for the first time. Should we warmly welcome him and express his gratitude?
"You know, Dr. Einstein became a very busy man after he won the Nobel Prize in Physics. He went to the United States and the Far East to give lectures, but he never gave a lecture at Cambridge University.
"Although the reason why he didn't come to the UK may be due to some unhappiness between the two countries due to the European war, but now that the war has passed, and he has also come to Cambridge University, no matter what the reason is, it can't be like this Let Dr. Einstein go easily?
"I feel that as the director of the Cavendish Laboratory and a leading figure in physics at Cambridge University, you have an obligation to invite Dr. Einstein to stay at Cambridge University and give lectures for a period of time."
After laying the groundwork for a long time, Chen Muwu finally revealed the true intention of his trip.
"I understand, Chen, you want me to use my lectures to retain Dr. Einstein so that he has no time to trouble you anymore, right?"
"Teacher, that's what I mean."
From beginning to end, Chen Muwu's core strategy has not changed, which is one word, "drag".
If he could escape Einstein once by dragging his feet, he could escape the second time.
"It's just, Chen, have you ever thought that lectures must end one day? After the lecture is over, if he is willing, Dr. Einstein will still spare a lot of time to continue discussing academic issues with you. "
Rutherford's thinking was always following his students. In response to the "suggestions" given by Chen Muwu, he looked further and pointed out the shortcomings of a plan.
However, Rutherford was completely unaware that he was a bit sorry for his German colleagues by helping Chen Muwu dig holes for Einstein.
How to deal with this question raised by the teacher, Chen Muwu already had a countermeasure, that is to run, the enemy advances and we retreat!
There is no need to go to France or Sweden. In addition to the Cavendish Laboratory of Cambridge University, Chen Muwu has another place to stay in the UK.
"Teacher, didn't we agree with Lord Bragg before that we would do research in David Faraday's laboratory? I think I can just go to the Royal Academy to live for a while."
According to Chen Muwu's plan, as long as Rutherford could hold Einstein off for a few days and give him time to pack his luggage and arrange work, he could successfully leave Cambridge and go to London to do his unprofessional work in low-temperature physics. Research.
"So you have planned these things a long time ago, right?" Rutherford's frown finally opened. "Okay, then I will do you this favor. I will send you a message in the next few days." James studied with Dr. Einstein and invited him to give a lecture at Cambridge University.
"But before that, Chen, I hope you can tell me the truth. Are the parallel universe theories you proposed yesterday a whim, or do you really think that this is the universe we live in?"
"Well, teacher, I think this is just a possibility that can describe the laws of the universe. Before there is conclusive evidence, no one can tell what the universe is like.
"We have always thought that Andromeda is just a nebula in the Milky Way. Wasn't this view proved wrong not long ago by the American astronomer Hubble?"
"Stop, stop, stop, why are we talking about the universe again! I hope you can deal with the mess you made as soon as possible and return to experiments on atoms and nuclei as soon as possible. Chen, we agreed, I will only help you This time, it won’t happen again.”
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If Einstein was the only one who came to Cambridge University to find Chen Muwu, then his arrangement should be considered pretty good.
However, God is not as good as God, and Chen Muwu completely underestimated the influence of his novel theories after they were spread by newspapers.
With the newspaper exposure, his name once again resounded in the streets of Britain and even the world.
In Munich, Germany, there is a somewhat frustrated middle-aged man who was pardoned by the Bavarian Supreme Court at the end of last year and left Landsberg Prison early.
He read Chen Muwu's related theories in the newspaper and felt that the concept of parallel universe was a bit novel, but it seemed to make some sense.
That night, the middle-aged man had a dream.
In the dream, he felt as if he had entered a parallel universe that was completely opposite to the current world.
This time, he did not fail twice as a boy. Instead, he won the first exam in one fell swoop and entered the Vienna Academy of Arts directly.
He enrolled, studied, and graduated step by step, and then gradually became a slightly famous painter in China.
His country and nation also continued to grow and develop during this period. In the European war, the Allies defeated the Entente, and Austria-Hungary and Germany joined forces to carve up their not-so-honest neighbor Poland.
France surrendered to Germany, ceding large tracts of territory and industrial areas in the north.
Belgium and the Netherlands became vassals of Germany, and William II also successfully avenged his cousin Nicholas II, eliminated the newly emerging red regime in the East, and established a pro-German national government in Russia.
In Africa, Germany and Austria divided up French colonies.
In the Far East, Germany accepted all the interests of Britain's allies in Asia.
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While the failed art student was dreaming about his spring and autumn dreams, in London, England, Sir Conan Doyle also read Chen Muwu's new theory about parallel universes.
He feels that if this theory is correct, it can further prove that the psychology he has always advocated has a very solid scientific foundation.
Perhaps there is a parallel universe in which his youngest son Arthur Alleyn Kingsley was not injured in the Battle of the Somme, and would not have contracted pneumonia during his recovery from the injury and died. He eventually died of complications from pneumonia.
This also explains why the spiritualism he has always admired can talk to the ghost of the dead Kingsley.
Because the ghost that was summoned was not Kingsley's ghost at all, but Kingsley in another parallel universe, so the two could communicate unimpeded.
The more Doyle thought about it, the more he felt that it should be like this. However, the space of the newspaper was very limited after all. He only used a few sentences to briefly introduce the new discovery of parallel universes that may completely change the world from beginning to end. one time.
The content of these texts was not enough for him, so Doyle simply left his home in London, stopped a carriage and asked the driver to take him to King's Cross Station.
Doyle followed Einstein's path and planned to go to Cambridge University in person to find the extremely smart Dr. Chen and continue to discuss various issues related to parallel universes with him.
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When Doyle came to Cambridge University, the Dr. Chen he was looking for was playing mahjong with Rutherford and Old Thomson, accompanied by Dr. Einstein who had come from afar.
This morning, as arranged by Chen Muwu, Einstein visited Trinity College and the Cavendish Laboratory where the two pioneers of physics, Newton and Maxwell, worked and lived.
He also paid homage to the surviving manuscripts of the two men, and was invited as a guest to attend the largest dinner held in Trinity College that night.
While waiting for the dinner to begin, Einstein wanted to talk to Chen Muwu for some reasoning.
Of course, he didn't expect that the latter was already prepared, so he directly conjured up a pair of mahjong, and also attracted two card buddies that Einstein couldn't refuse.
"Dr. Einstein, I have read in your letter before that you seem to like playing mahjong, a mental sport. Today is a rare opportunity and time, so why don't we play a few rounds together?"
The Mahjong playing trend that has emerged in the European physics community and even academic circles in the past two years originated from the University of Cambridge.
It was Chen Muwu who introduced mahjong to Cambridge University.
At that time, he just wanted to stop the talkative Kapitsa's mouth, but unexpectedly he led this trend.
During his trip to China and Japan in 1922, Einstein once saw four Asians gathering together many times to play with these four square blocks made of ivory, animal bones or wood. Although he was curious, he I have never understood the specific gameplay of this game.
After the Solvay Conference last year, de Broglie, who was taken to Germany by Langevin to visit Einstein, finally introduced Mahjong to Einstein.
Since then, Chen Muwu has seen him mention the word mahjong many times in his correspondence with Einstein.
He probably likes this game very much, because even the famous saying "God doesn't play dice" was magically changed to "God doesn't play mahjong, so He doesn't play dice."
I don't know what Einstein's mahjong level is, but Chen Muwu knows very well that he is a complete bad guy at this level.
Now, when Chen Muwu’s teachers, friends and colleagues organize mahjong games at Cambridge University and the Cavendish Laboratory, they basically don’t involve him.
Although they knew that he was just a money-splitting boy, they disliked Chen Muwu's participation more than the few shillings and pennies they won, as it would lower the competitive level of the entire game.
Chen Muwu took the initiative to ask Einstein to play mahjong today, of course not to make money - he himself was not that good.
This was the inspiration given to Chen Muwu when he accompanied the boss of the laboratory to drive a tractor in his previous life. As long as he gave Einstein more cards - or even no cards at all, Chen Muwu could play to his normal level.
Let Einstein be happy, and maybe he will forget to mention the things that upset him and himself at the same time.
Even if Einstein still wanted to speak, he had to take care of the two British physicists around him and not disturb their enjoyment of playing cards.
Inviting Rutherford and Old Thomson was Chen Muwu's double insurance arrangement for himself.
Even though Chen Muwu has exhausted all his options, Lovely Einstein still doesn't want to let him go.
As soon as he started shuffling the cards, Einstein spoke again. What he said was still the same content that the two people discussed on the podium of the Royal Society two days ago.
Obviously, the absurd explanations given by Chen Muwu only briefly blinded Einstein's brain.
After thinking about it, Einstein decided that he should start from the source.
He felt that the fundamental reason for this situation was that there were problems with Chen Muwu's basic theory.
Quantum concepts, no problem.
Quantum mechanics, there is a problem.
Wave equation, maybe okay.
There is a problem with the interpretation of the wave function.
As long as its foundation is removed, this very deformed quantum building built brick by brick by Chen Muwu will naturally collapse.
Seeing that the chat is about to turn into a public talk about public reasons, and a mother-in-law saying that mother-in-law is right. Neither of them is convinced by the other, and neither can convince the other.
Chen Muwu was wondering how to stop these meaningless conversations. He even considered whether to divert his attention and talk to Einstein about unified field theory?
For example, how many basic interactions are there?
But his reason finally prevented him from committing this death. Now he was already worried about quantum mechanics.
If another thing that interests Einstein comes up, Chen Muwu is really afraid that the old man will resign from his teaching position in Berlin and directly apply for a job at Cambridge University, seeing him every day without looking up.
Fortunately, Doyle arrived in time and helped Chen Muwu resolve the embarrassing situation.
When he heard the college staff inform him that a guest was coming to visit, Chen Muwu didn't even have time to ask the guest's name. He stood up from the card table and bowed to the three of them, especially Einstein: "Sir Thomson, Sir Rutherford, Dr. Einstein, I'm sorry, aren't you? I'm really sorry. I have guests, so I have to take the first step."
After dragging Kapitsa to the card table, Chen Muwu trotted away from this place of right and wrong.
His desire to go to David Faraday's laboratory became even stronger. At least before Einstein left, this bastard couldn't stay in Cambridge for a moment.
(Please rest assured, this is not a book-cutting notice, just a temporary lazy notice)
This book was uploaded on February 20th, and as of yesterday, it has been updated for exactly 100 days, and has never stopped for a day.
Maybe it’s because I’ve entered a period of book-writing fatigue, coupled with a lot of messy things in my life recently, and the fact that books with worse grades than mine have recommendations but I don’t. In the last few days of May, I I felt like I had successfully contracted May Disease.
Although I have something and a plot in my mind, sitting in front of my computer book review at night, I just don’t want to start typing.
I haven’t read any book reviews for more than a week, because I just can’t get excited about it.
In my acceptance speech, I only said that I could guarantee to update four thousand words every day.
But in the past two months, I have basically been writing more than 6,000 words a day.
Recently I plan to drop it to 4,000 updates per day to try and adjust the status and try to recover as soon as possible.
Thank you all for your support along the way.
Lao Zhao.
(End of chapter)
