Someone asked: How do you evaluate Chen Muwu? Einstein, (violin enthusiast): The biggest discovery in my life was the discovery of the genius Chen in Shanghai!
But, Chen, how many more times do you want me to say this? There is no mahjong in heaven, so why does God throw dice?
Bohr, (bench player): Unlike those nerds, Chen and I are both athletes who have won Olympic medals, but he is more powerful and won the gold medal.
Heisenberg, (Mathematics is really difficult QAQ): Chen is a genius, his only shortcoming is that he is a bit stingy.
I once gave him a purebred German Shepherd as a birthday present, but the gift I received in return on my birthday was just a mediocre logarithmic slide rule.
Schrödinger, (PLMM+VX): I admit that Chen’s physics level is a little higher than mine, but I believe that his ability to pick up girls must not be as good as mine.
Weissmuller, (I'm Tarzan Next Door): You ask me why I gave up swimming and chose to go to Hollywood to play Tarzan?
Please, as long as that flying fish Chen doesn't retire, I will never get that damn Olympic gold medal!
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