"What? Do you have no sense of taste?" Under Yi Liuling's mediation, the three animals were finally willing to sit down and discuss. After listening to Songsong's statement, the weasel asked in surprise, "What about you?" How do you know the barbecue in the pub is delicious?”
"I just can't taste it, but it's not like I don't have the sense of smell and touch." Songsong said while nibbling on a small pine cone. "What I pay attention to when eating is that it smells good and tastes crispy. Nothing soft can ever get into my mouth." mouth. However, after I moved to Suojia Mountain, I realized that I can also feel spicy food."
"Because spicy food is painful." Yi Liuling interjected.
"Yes," Songsong shook his tail, "you who have read the book know better."
Xiao Guanzi was immediately dissatisfied: "Who are you looking down on? What do you mean by a 'person' who has read books? I have read a lot of books, but I just don't show off."
"Aren't you showing off now?" Weasel asked suspiciously.
"Okay, you still have the nerve to speak." Little Guanzi slapped the weasel with his tail, "What do you think we will do now? No one can owe me money and refuse to pay it back."
"I can't help it. I don't have money, but my life." Weasel also broke the can, "It just so happens that my name is gold coins. Even if you round it up, I am also money. You can take me away."
"Then how can it be the same?" Songsong obviously didn't accept this statement and shouted loudly, "Does it matter what you call it? You don't play with your name ability, so if you call me daddy, do you just..."
"Boom!" A terrifying breath erupted from the forest.
As a human, Yi Liuling didn't have much reaction, but the three monsters were frightened by this momentum and crawled all over the ground. It took a while to recover.
"Are you crazy?" Jin Coin glanced in the direction of the depths of the forest with lingering fear, and said in a low voice, "My distant cousin's real name is Baba. When he was a child, he was often laughed at by rats because of this. Now he is a fool. Now that he’s in the spotlight, everyone is allowed to call him the Joint Overlord, and his real name has been banned for a long time.”
Songsong looked at Xiao Guanzi suspiciously and saw the latter nodding his head. Then he was sure that the gold coins were not lying. He also whispered: "The boss is quite rich. How about we ask him for it?"
"I don't dare mess with it. I suggest we start with this guy." Little Guanzi pointed at the gold coin with his tail, "I don't know how much it would be worth if sold."
"Ah, isn't this too unethical?" Songsong hesitated when he heard this. When Jin Coin heard it, he was about to praise him, but he heard the former say, "There is a hole under the tree in my house. I suspect that there is a hole under the tree." There is a mine. Just in time, I heard that the weasel digs holes very quickly, so we might as well drive it underground to dig holes, and when the mine is dug out, we can all make a fortune together."
"Wait a minute, I'm a weasel, not a mole!" Jin Coin quickly stretched out his paws, "Look at how I can do this with my thin arms and legs. And I also had a manicure recently. Look, it's folded It takes twenty-five layers of nail polish to achieve this effect, and I’m going bankrupt for this, otherwise I wouldn’t have the money to pay you back. If there was one less layer, I wouldn’t be alive.”
"Suojia Mountain is the private property of Suojia High School. Even if you dig mines here, you won't pay us." Xiao Guanzi also rejected the idea, "However, the basement you mentioned is good. I have one Here’s an idea, why don’t we start a live broadcast over there, let the gold coins carry the goods, and we’ll share the money. I think it’s very knowledgeable about nail polish, and I happen to have some friendship with the bastard raised by the president of the Chamber of Commerce, so we can get in touch.”
"That's okay," Jin Coin's eyes also lit up, and he patted his chest and said, "I'm good at this. The gold medal salesman in the World of Warcraft means I'm here."
"Okay, now the problem is solved." Yi Liuling clapped her hands, "Look, there are always more solutions than difficulties. I won't delay you from getting rich. See you later."
The three monsters bid farewell to Yi Liuling, continued happily discussing their plans to make a fortune, and gradually walked away.
Yi Liuling stretched out, quickly crossed the lawn, and continued walking towards the dormitory. He felt that he had to speed up, otherwise he might be stopped by something inexplicable on the way again.
It turned out that Yi Liuling's intuition was very correct, because just as he was walking through the tree-lined path, a stooped old man appeared in front of him.
Of course, the thinker didn't come here specifically to intercept Yi Liuling. He only appeared here because couples often pass by this trail and he came to collect information.
However, when Yi Liuling unexpectedly appeared here, the thinker's eyes lit up and he immediately came over with a smile.
Yi Liuling tried to move, but failed to avoid it, so she had to stop: "Excuse me, what's the matter, teacher?"
"Hey," Thinker rubbed his hands, "Little guy, you seem to be familiar with my nephew and the red dragon girl, right?"
"Yes," Yi Liuling said weakly, "but I will not betray my brother."
"Ha, you don't need to do anything, don't worry." The thinker patted Yi Liuling's shoulder, "It's just that I'm old after all, and I don't know much about young people today. Tell me, what kind of atmosphere do I need to create? How can we make these two children fall in love?"
Yi Liuling could manage to come up with a few tricks on how to create a romantic scope, but helping a thinker with ideas was like backstabbing a purple-haired man. After all, they were roommates, so he still wanted to show some mercy.
However, it would not be good to refuse directly. Yi Liuling searched his memory and came up with a good idea, which is to give a suggestion that is outrageous at first sight. In this way, thinkers may think that he is unreliable and will not I continued to ask.
"Ah," Yi Liuling raised her head and said seriously, "I have watched some idol dramas, in which the male and female protagonists always fall down for no reason, then kiss each other, and then they are together. So, teacher, you can also try it. ."
"Ah, you are still smart." However, to Yi Liuling's surprise, the thinker actually appreciated this bloody plot, clapped his hands and laughed, "I'll go get ready right now."
After saying this, the thinker disappeared in a flash with deft movements that did not suit his appearance.
Yi Liuling thought for a while and ran away as fast as he could - hoping that no one would see his meeting with the thinker, and no matter what happened by then, it would have nothing to do with him.
After the two left, two men walked out from the shade of the tree.
"It's so unlucky. Why can I see that kid everywhere?" Leo frowned.
The little follower behind him took a step forward and asked in a low voice: "Is that teaching just now..."
"Shh," Leo warned, "just pretend you didn't see anything."
"Ah, is it so serious?" The little follower was a little surprised, "Senior Leo, are they two having an affair?"
"What kind of dye?" Leo knocked the little follower on the head, "What nonsense are you thinking about all day long? I mean, the dean is our boss, no matter what conspiracy he does, we have to pretend Tsukuru doesn’t know.”
"How did you know that Senior Thinker was engaging in conspiracy?" The little follower was still a little confused.
"Ha," Leo's voice dropped even lower, "because he doesn't do anything serious other than that. Every time I submit a manuscript, I hear his sinister laughter."
"I see, you are well-informed." The little follower's expression became even more admiring.
Leo said triumphantly: "That is."
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