"Hahahahahahahahahaha."
In the teachers' lounge of Suojia High School, a group of people were laughing wildly.
"Did he answer it? Did he really answer it?" Lili held a cup of black fizzy drink and laughed so hard, "Oh, I laughed to death. They should have discovered the truth by now. I really want to Look at the expression on Xiao Yiyi’s face?”
"Of course I'll take it," a woman with pale skin and heavy dark circles under her eyes was eating fried potato chips, with the bits spurting out of her mouth. "Is there anything I can't handle with nine cakes?"
This woman named Jiu Bing is the person in charge of the school club mission release office, and she is in the same company as Sai Wen. However, their relationship only ends with being together, because there are only three most important things in Jiubing's life: staying up late, drinking, and eating potato chips.
Jiubing is also a famous weirdo of Suojia High School. Unlike Huahua and Quint, she works year-round, but goes to and from get off work normally like other window employees. However, she never goes to bed on time, and she doesn't stay up late for anything but to stay up.
Jiubing goes to bed at six o'clock every morning and gets up at eight o'clock. After having a beer and potato chips, she goes to work. She will not go back to sleep before six o'clock in the morning the next day. At the same time, except for various wines and fried potato chips, Jiubing did not drink water or eat anything else.
Someone once asked Jiubian: "Why do you live like this? What on earth are you doing?"
Jiubian replied: "Can't you see? I am committing suicide."
It can be seen from this that Jiubian must have some unknown past. Anyway, no one knows her original name. When she was brought to Suojia High School by Vice Principal Xilanfuya, she was already called Nine loaves.
Because of this name, some people always think that she is the eighth wife's sister, but in fact there are only eight people in that family. Moreover, the only one who is really considered a teacher is Saiwen. Six Golden Flowers in the dormitory and the eighth wife at the foot of the mountain are semi-employed family members of the teaching staff, so only Saiwen will appear in this lounge. At this time, he is chewing chicken legs. And he was the one who laughed the loudest just now.
"How did you do that?" Arnold leaned on the sofa as if his body had been hollowed out as always, holding a long straw in his mouth, which extended from the sofa to the distance. There was a drink on the table, and it was obvious that he didn't even want to get up to get a glass of milk. "I lost a lot of brain cells just trying to calmly guide them to the haunted house."
"According to data analysis, your IQ is very low. Please lift your feet." A sweeping alchemy puppet passed by Arnold. The height of the straw was just above its head and would not block its movement. Otherwise, the shining straw behind it would The saw is not a decoration.
By the way, why is there a saw installed on the sweeping puppet?
"Sister," Arnold rolled his eyes and said to the sweeping puppet who said a cold voice, "It's tea time. It's not an absence from work. Can't you come in person? Why do you always use these weird words? Something that makes a sound?"
The entire data system of Suojia High School is under Huahua's control, and her soul seems to be able to connect to all mechanical items at will, and the sweeping puppet is certainly no exception.
"Bastard! Do you think everyone is as lazy as you?" Huahua's originally calm voice became a bit hysterical, "I love work, work makes me happy! Why don't you lazy guys die soon? Give up your work Give it to me!"
In an instant, the eight sweeping puppets who were working around the room pulled out their saws at the same time and started killing the teachers in the room.
Of course, these people who can become teachers of Suojia High School are not vegetarians. For such low-end alchemy puppets that only know how to wield weapons randomly, even if they are controlled by Huahua, they can still subdue them in three strokes, five divisions and two. . If they weren't worried about the old woman in charge of the finances coming to kill them, these cheap guys would probably be able to tear them apart easily.
"I've said it before," Jiu Ping stepped on a struggling sweeping puppet with one foot and raised the plate with fried potato chips high to avoid being attacked, "our school shouldn't always recruit weirdos. How much trouble do they cause to ordinary low-level employees like us when weird people come to work every day?"
Seven, who was sitting on a sweeping puppet so that it could not move, rolled his eyes: "You are talking as if you are normal? However, it is true that it is causing trouble. If she is not always going crazy intermittently, those who need direct contact We won’t let us do the students’ work, so places like the library with the Peace of Mind Array can allow her to access it.”
"Ah, that's it!" Arnold slumped on the sofa, casually restrained a sweeping puppet with black energy, and said listlessly, "If that were the case, I could just sleep at home every day. I feel that we Sister should really reflect on herself before stealing her job."
"I am a perfect calculation tool that will never make mistakes!" Huahua's voice came from the drink machine for refilling drinks. "Eat my mixed juice attack and wake up, my stupid brother!"
"Sister," Lili sat cross-legged on the sofa, tapping the head of the sweeping puppet in front of her with the sugar cane, but the latter remained motionless, "you made a mistake, I have already drained the drink machine!"
"What? You drunkard! You... detected an abnormality, restarted," Huahua's voice suddenly changed from extremely angry to the mechanical sound without any fluctuation before, "The restart was successful, the murderous intention has been suppressed, please continue talking."
Huahua always kept his word, and those out-of-control puppets put away their weapons and continued to work.
"Where did we talk just now?" Seven felt as if his brain was as empty as the drink machine Lili had used.
"Speaking of my Jiu Ping's strategizing, I easily completed Teacher Quint's commission." Jiu Ping said proudly, "It's actually very simple. I just blocked most of the D-level tasks, except for the one about exterminating wild boars. Besides, it’s all related to shit, so I don’t believe that kid from the Kun family would choose.”
"So that's it," Arnold suddenly realized. "Next time I will only give unacceptable options and clean up my store. This time I will definitely be able to trick people."
"You know what?" Jiubie glanced at Arnold, "When Huahua said you were stupid at first, I didn't believe it."
Lili added: "If my second brother doesn't bother with money, then he can't do anything."
"Okay, okay, whatever you say, I'm too lazy to argue with you." Arnold took out another extremely long straw and continued to harm the next glass of milk.
At this time, Severn spoke. He was Quint's fan. It can be said that he agreed to come to Suojia High School just to talk to his idol. He also bought "seven" and got seven free, and brought seven of his own. sisters.
Because he had the fan filter, Severn elevated Quint infinitely in his mind. Naturally, he felt that this little brat Quint was particularly embarrassing to his father. He just heard that he was going to be unlucky, so he also laughed for a while. In fact, he None of these plans were known to anyone.
Now that he had calmed down, Severn couldn't help but ask Lili, who was familiar with Kunt: "So, where did Mr. Kun go when he left home early this morning?"
"Go and ambush at the target location," Lili said with a wicked smile, "Let's see how that unlucky kid beats the handsome wild boar king."
After saying that, everyone laughed together again.
The sweeping puppet walked around quietly on the ground. From the various shoe prints and saw scratches on its body, it can be seen that this is just an ordinary afternoon tea routine for the teachers of Suojia High School.
