Bad news: I traveled through time. Good news: I traveled through time and became the male protagonist of the novel, Judy, King Yan of the Ming Dynasty. Breaking news: I publicly shouted out for my father's heir apparent, and Lao Zhu was even more outrageous: "Demoted to a commoner! Expelled from the family tree! Give him Ten acres of land, a mud house! I will inherit my father's legacy and become a farmer for us!"...I, farmer Judy!
Start with ten acres of land...