"Emma, you're here!"
Molic, who was competing a day later, excitedly told his sister the good news.
But what he got back was a Wuzhi Mountain!
Morich covered his red and swollen face and looked at his girlfriend Tia: "Tia, are you crazy?"
Tia was filled with indignation: "You are crazy! Emma is your sister, how can you talk?"
Emma was also a little confused on the side, she was obviously wearing underwear today.
Moliqi thought about it for a moment, suddenly realized, and slapped himself.
What a weird homophone!
"Don't you fans all call Lu Yang, 'I'm Lu'? Then when others call you your idol, just say 'you Lu'." Moric explained, "Just like fans outside Arsenal When I talk to Arsenal fans, they all say you are the best midfielder in the Premier League."
"Then the commentator just said that Newcastle United should not be framed as a penalty kick. If we have to talk about a penalty kick, we can only say that Lu Yang's penalty kick is too stable. Let's just call it Lu Dian!"
"So, when you add it all up, isn't it just 'your landing point'?"
"Your Lu Yang scored a penalty kick! Is there anything wrong with you, Lu Dian?"
Emma felt that what her brother said was quite reasonable.
He immediately opened his social media and posted a photo of Lu Yang's penalty kick, and liked Everton with the text: "I took the penalty, do you accept it? If you don't accept it, I will make you cry!"
Moliqi immediately felt that it was not good, shook his head and said: "You are a girl, it is not good after all to play such homophonic jokes."
Emma nodded: "Yes, so I just used your account."
Moic? ? ?
Are you really not worried about your brother's leg being broken by an Everton player?
Brother's legs, not legs, but your little mouth covered with honey for Lu Yang's happiness?
The major media immediately focused their communication resources on the match between Newcastle United and Everton, and spoke highly of Moric's speech.
"longlive friendship! Moliqi watched the Newcastle game at home and expressed his grievances for Lu Yang! 》
"What a landing place!" Moliqi’s word creation was successful! 》
"One point, one brother!" It means that after Lu Yang scored a penalty kick, he was cheered by his good brothers. It is a modern version of a friend in need is a friend indeed! 》
"Moric will cheer for Lu Yang even if he doesn't hesitate to show off!" 》
"Moric watched the game on a large scale, and the picture was dirty? 》
"Moric's exposed behavior ruins the reputation of the Premier League. I never thought he was such a person!" 》
The spread of news is always accompanied by distortion.
Some unscrupulous tabloids made up nonsense without understanding the situation.
In the end, Moliqi was involved.
At one time, some English charity organizations even attacked Morich and defined him as an exhibitionist.
But at the same time, the European Center for Exhibitionism Mental Illness also regards Moric as one of their members, speaks for Moric, and hopes that society will accept Moric. He is innocent, it is a disease, and he should not While enduring the harm caused by illness, he must also bear the harm caused by society.
Moliqi was once moved to tears.
Thank you, the buff center, for giving me your voice.
I'm not running for President of the United States, so why are I stacking buffs?
…
Back on the field.
The second half of the game begins.
Newcastle players clearly felt the entanglement of Everton players.
There is a difference between zero to zero and one to one.
Zero to zero means that no one scored a goal. No matter what the situation says, we are evenly matched. No one is stronger or weaker, at least not in the minds of the players.
But one to one means that one side is tied.
For Everton, this means that they cannot stop Newcastle's attack.
But the more you know you can't stop it, the more you want to do?
The more I want to block it, the more I want to escape.
There are also some people who want to fight to the death and attack out.
Overall, team opinion is mixed.
If the head coach does not make arrangements to convince the crowd at this time, the team will lose control.
The result is consecutive goals conceded.
Manchester United had many consecutive losses like this last season...forget it, let's not mention these unhappy ones.
Let’s mention something fun.
Maguire made many such consecutive mistakes last season that caused the team to concede goals.
(^-^)Y
In the 66th minute, Lu Yang inserted a fake shot and passed the ball to Bridge.
Bridge's long shot was blocked by Marinho.
Manjujovic grabbed the first spot and gave the football point to Sauber.
Sauber took a long shot without stopping the ball.
The football struck Marinho.
The referee blows the whistle again!
And point your finger at the penalty spot!
Another penalty!
Marinho immediately complained and made it clear that he never intentionally touched the football.
It was the football that hit him on the arm.
The referee also understood, but he did not intend to change his decision.
Because after Marinho blocked Bridge's shot for the first time, his body movements changed, and his hands changed from behind his back to open, making it easier for him to turn around.
As a result, he turned around and was kicked by Sauber.
His hands are indeed far away from his body.
It’s almost a look that embraces you with open arms.
Even if the football is in his hands, it is Marinho's own problem.
Defensive players must have the awareness to cut off their hands in their own penalty area.
"How much money Newcastle gave you, I'll give you double!" Marinho turned around and complained to the referee.
The result was heard by the referee.
The referee immediately showed him a yellow card and gave him a serious warning.
The commentator immediately said: "This is an unnecessary yellow card. Marinho should not challenge the authority of the referee. This penalty kick is the same as the previous one, there is no problem."
"Lu Yang appeared at the penalty spot, and he was the one who took the penalty kick."
"Can Nelson Deda defeat Lu Yang this time?"
"Oh! What a pity! Deda is still a little bit behind! Lu Yang's penalty kick is so tricky, he is not afraid of kicking the football away. It is impossible to save such a ten-point corner!"
"Of course, this is also related to Lu Yang's good shooting touch in this game. After all, he has kicked a penalty kick, and he is very relaxed physically and mentally."
"When Lu Yang took the first penalty kick, he was relatively conservative."
"In this case, Newcastle United scored twice with Lu Yang's penalty kick, leading Everton by one goal."
"Previously, Lu Yang and Everton had a debate about penalty kicks. At that time, Lu Yang said that penalty kicks were also one of the manifestations of the team's offensive impact. Maybe many people found it difficult to understand."
"But this game should clearly confirm that view."
"Everton completely lost the initiative in front of Newcastle. They had to resort to various fouls to block the impact of Boyle, Chiesa and Sauber."
"I had to use large-scale movements to confront Manjujovic, Reese, and Lu Yang."
"Half of these fouls are actually yellow cards. So far, Newcastle have received twelve more free kicks than Everton!"
"When these fouls happen in the penalty area, it becomes a penalty."
"So, the reason Everton fell behind was not because of these two penalties, but because they were unable to limit Newcastle's attack!"
But what the commentator didn't say was that there shouldn't be a penalty kick next.
Because Everton, who is lagging behind, is bound to make a complete counterattack.
Newcastle will have more opportunities to directly threaten Everton's goal and score directly.
However, in the 74th minute, as Flick replaced Bridge protectively and played Beckenham, Everton gradually found some initiative.
Their possession rate during this period began to overtake Newcastle.
This is related to Flick's instructions brought by Beckenham.
Flick asked the players to retreat and defend, especially Boyle and Rees.
This completely eliminates Bayizami's chance to counterattack and score.
On the other hand, this is also related to the different types of Beckenham and Bridge.
Newcastle's loss of the core of the frontcourt attack does not mean that it cannot attack, but that it has simplified the attack.
Speeded up.
The backcourt goes wide and passes directly to the winger, who then crosses the ball.
Then Everton held the ball and counterattacked again. But Newcastle doesn't have too many players, so they can probably intercept it and then pass it on to the wide players.
The cycle goes back and forth.
I used to play one offense, but now I can play two, three or four times.
Football suddenly became hot, and the ball rights were constantly exchanged between the two sides.
At this time, skills and tactics are not so important.
Because everyone is actually playing transition offense.
The transition offense is the weakest link that the team's tactics can radiate to.
It is also the link where a player’s personal abilities can best be reflected.
France's second left winger Luborg, who had been silent for a whole game, began to pose frequent threats.
In the 77th minute, Luborg took a free kick in an excellent position and took it personally.
But Amelucci was in excellent condition and saved the free kick that went over the wall.
Then Weigard took a corner kick, and it was Luborg who succeeded in a header.
But unfortunately, the football was slightly over the crossbar and the opportunity to equalize the score was missed.
In the 80th minute, Chiesa took a long shot from the outside and won Newcastle a corner kick.
In the 81st minute, Beckenham took a corner kick.
Lu Yang succeeded in grabbing the point forward, but his header went backwards.
Manjujovic headers the goal.
Deda is worthy of being called the Brazilian Octopus. In this case, he made a saving response and blocked the football.
But Marinho, who was rushing over, was pushing Lu Yang, who was preparing for a follow-up shot.
The football just hit Marinho's forearm.
Lu Yang, Manjujovic, Chiesa, Sauber and others immediately raised their hands to indicate that a handball occurred!
At the same time, Lu Yang was still fighting against Marinho, and eventually the two fell to the ground.
The referee's whistle came a little late.
But it's late but it's arrived.
When he pointed to the penalty spot for the third time, the entire St. James Park stadium became a sea of joy.
And Everton fans withered instantly.
Too much!
It's really bad!
Of course, Deda is more desperate than the fans.
Faced with Newcastle's offensive wave, he didn't miss a single goal in sports matches, and his high-pass and block performance was almost like a god!
But... I can’t stand it, brothers are giving away points like crazy!
boom!
Lu Yang shot.
Deda fell to his knees in the middle of the save.
Because this time, he even guessed the wrong direction.
He stopped struggling and just knelt on the lawn. He needed to be quiet.
"Going in again! Hat trick!"
"Hat-trick of penalties!"
"Is this Lu Yang's response to Everton? Everton said Newcastle received too many penalties and hopes nothing like this will happen in this game."
"In the end, Lu Yang directly scored three penalty kicks, a slap in the face! This is a typical Lu Yang slap in the face!"
"Twenty-one goals! With this penalty hat trick, Lu Yang has once again secured his position as the top scorer in the Premier League!"
In the following game, the ball rights continued to be exchanged.
But after receiving Lu Yang's special care, Luberg lost his previous wonderful performance.
It's a pity that Everton center Savio is such a good fulcrum, but head coach Sheldru just doesn't know how to use it. If he insists on letting him do the work of a poacher, he will naturally not be able to perform well.
The reaction during the game is that Savio is always a beat slow.
He always fails to catch the ball and misses opportunities.
Finally, the referee blew the whistle to end the game.
Newcastle easily defeated Everton at home, 3-1.
The two teams played fairly back-and-forth, but Newcastle never faced much pressure.
After the game, Lu Yang and Bayizami exchanged jerseys.
As the best player in the game, he was interviewed by the media.
Reporter: "You completed a special hat trick, are you excited?"
Lu Yang: "I'm not overly excited. I've completed a lot of upset hat-tricks, and I've also scored penalty hat-tricks before. I'm mainly worried now. I'm afraid that Everton will announce that they beat us 1-0, because our The goals were all penalties."
"I am also worried that they will criticize the referee of this game after the game, even if it is a golden whistle-level referee who is specially replaced by the Premier League committee and is famous for being strict and fair."
"Everton's players are capable, but their head coach is obviously not worthy of this team. And the management who chose this head coach is obviously not smart enough."
Reporter: "It is said that when you were playing, in order to pray for you to win, Moric showed his spots!"
Lu Yang? ? ?
"Um... this..." Lu Yang was so experienced in interviews that he was stuck, "This... I hope the media will remember to code Momo and increase the mosaic range, otherwise I'm worried Momo’s female fans are disappointed.”
Phew!
The reporter did not hold back. Even though he had received professional training, he laughed on the spot.
Of course, the news of Moric's exposure after the game has always been a niche culture.
The real mainstream media is focused on something much scarier.
As Arsenal defeated Anfield the next day, Tottenham took away a point as a guest at Blue Bridge. After the fifteenth round of the Premier League, the standings took on a completely new look.
Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, and Newcastle, four teams, have a total of 29 points!
Although they are still ranked due to goal difference.
But the main media prefer to believe that this is a manifestation of four teams reaching the top of the Premier League at the same time!
Because there are still many schedules, the four teams theoretically have a chance to surpass the other three teams.
Moreover... Newcastle is ranked fourth in the standings and tops the Premier League standings. Can the effect be the same?
The latter obviously leads to traffic.
"Heavyweight!" Newcastle's 29 points in the Premier League are unmatched! The relegation team turns out to be targeting the Barclays Cup! 》
"Wonder of the World!" Four teams reach the top! The Premier League may be about to usher in its most exciting season! 》
"There are four championship teams, but one is not the Big 6 - Newcastle United, the new force in the Premier League! 》
"Six consecutive wins in the Premier League! Eight consecutive wins in all competitions! Newcastle find the feeling of winning! 》
"The magpie rises, the phoenix dances for nine days!" Newcastle landing point, aiming for the championship! 》
"The 7 signs have really arrived!" A team with land will always be a championship contending team! Can Newcastle continue the myth of winning a heavyweight championship every season in his career? 》
"Don't be too optimistic! Behind Newcastle's six-game winning streak are four relegation teams! 》
"Why Not Optimistic?" Powerful teams such as West Ham United and Everton all lost to Newcastle. Newcastle's fourth-place finish this season has become a guaranteed cost! 》
"Lu Yang brought Italian elements to England, the seven sisters of Serie A transformed into the seven sisters of the Premier League? 》
Many fans and players also find it very interesting.
Zizzo said happily: "This is magical. I played in the era of the seven Serie A sisters, and I am honored to be a part of it. I also witnessed the new Serie A sisters a few years ago."
"And now, the Roman Wolf King is at Manchester United, the Viola King and the new Zebra Prince are at Liverpool."
"Moric is at Arsenal and Lu Yang is at Newcastle."
"It's not even just the Seven Sisters of Serie A. In addition to the stars of the Premier League and Serie A, the Seven Sisters of the Premier League also bring together world-class players such as Lima, Moreira, Robelli, Dominguez, and Joseph."
"Sometimes I really envy the fans of the Premier League for being able to watch such passionate and suspenseful games."
"For us Real Madrid fans, it's quite boring, because although the league has only gone on for fifteen rounds, we are already ten points ahead of second-placed Barcelona!"
This is very embarrassing!
The Premier League Big6 has thus become the Seven Sisters of the Premier League.
But "Sky Sports" is very good at grasping the essence. They said: "In the new Serie A Seven Sisters era a few years ago, Sanremo finally ranked eighth in the league."
What this sentence means is that they are still not optimistic about Newcastle.
Even though Newcastle currently has the highest points in the Premier League.
Because Newcastle has no substitute.
Unless this problem is solved, all professionals know that Newcastle will collapse in the second half of the season.
It's just a matter of time.
It's not that Lu Yang isn't strong, but it's not that Lu Yang can act against nature.
Real Madrid's core players have been seriously injured in consecutive years, and the only solution is to pile up more core players.
Newcastle is not talking about stacking core players now, but can stack ordinary players.
But just can't do it.
…
On December 9, Newcastle still had a full lineup to face the sixth round of the UEFA Cup, which had already qualified in advance.
Without him, train your troops.
After halftime, Lu Yang and Manjujovic were replaced.
In the end, they won the game 4-1 and entered the knockout rounds of the UEFA Cup.
During the knockout rounds, the UEFA Cup becomes more difficult.
Because all the second teams in the Europa League groups have to fight fiercely with the third teams in the Europa League to get a chance to enter the knockout rounds.
Most of the second-placed teams in the UEFA Cup cannot beat the third-placed team in the UEFA Cup.
So Newcastle's next opponents are basically teams from the Europa League.
As for the Europa League teams, there are teams ranked fifth and sixth in the five major leagues, as well as some League Cup champions, second, third and fourth place players in the league, etc.
The strength is more than one level higher than the UEFA Cup.
From a competitive perspective, the Europa League completely beat the UEFA Cup.
However, from a commercial and influence perspective, the lower-quality UEFA Cup will have the opportunity to completely destroy the UEFA Europa League in the future.
Especially when the UEFA Cup champion has a Champions League play-off spot, if the UEFA Cup does not change, it will only be overtaken by the UEFA Cup.
December 13th, the 16th round of the Premier League.
Newcastle faces Leicester City away from home.
In the first half, Reese assisted Lu Yang to score.
In the second half, Manjujovic assisted Bridge to score.
But Leicester City is also a strong team with a strong spirit. They scored twice in the last fifteen minutes, ending Newcastle's six-game winning streak in the Premier League.
As a result, Newcastle were directly ranked first in the Premier League and dropped out of the Champions League.
It can be called a big ups and downs.
Although they may only need one win to get back on track, or even rank second or third in the standings, the media doesn't care, they are only responsible for gimmicks.
The real gap can be left to people with clear minds to study.
On December 18, the UEFA Cup play-offs were completed, all top 16 teams were born, and the draw ceremony was held.
Newcastle's opponent is Anderlecht, a giant team in the Belgian First Division.
This is considered a winning lottery.
Because among the teams that fell from the Europa League, there are several teams that no one expected.
For example...Tottenham Hotspur of the Premier League big6!
In the fifteenth round of the Premier League, this team reached the top of the Premier League with 29 points tied with Newcastle United.
It is clear that they intend to give up the European war.
But I didn’t expect that just after leaving the Europa League, I would enter the European Association.
They are not willing to go all out, but if they can advance to the UEFA Cup just by playing, Tottenham may not give up.
And even Tottenham's semi-main lineup is enough to make European League teams including Newcastle take a big drink.
December 20th.
In the seventeenth round of the Premier League, Newcastle faced Crystal Palace at home.
Crystal Palace rejected the purchase of American capital this year. Its owner summoned several like-minded English entrepreneurs and brought a large amount of transfer funds to Crystal Palace.
And they acquired the German battering ram Oliver Stiepelmann, the Belgian Messi Insitens, the former Roma and Manchester United midfielder Valera, this summer's most talented young forward player Menchar, as well as the mainland Yang chased the Argentinian international center Herain who was competing for position.
This lineup has them currently ranked eighth in the Premier League standings, almost joining the Seven Sisters in the Premier League.
This game was played with great passion by both sides.
Stiepelmann passed the ball wide and set up Hera as Palace broke the deadlock.
But then Chiesa received a pass from Lu Yang and shot from a small angle to tie the score.
Returning from midfield, Tavares assisted Reese with a long shot.
But then Valera assisted Menchar to score and tied the game at 2-2.
At the last moment, Boyle made a cross, and Sauber shot in front of the goal to beat Crystal Palace.
In stoppage time, Insitens hit the crossbar with a long shot and missed the last chance.
Crystal Palace thus lost at St. James' Park, leaving three points behind.
But unfortunately, the top four in the Premier League have all won, so Newcastle are still stuck outside the top four.
This is Newcastle's ninth unbeaten league game.
Such a record is the best footnote for the upcoming World Footballer Award Ceremony.
That’s right!
The World Footballer Award Ceremony will be held grandly on December 22 at the FIFA headquarters in Zurich, Switzerland.
The ceremony was very grand. In addition to the top 50 current superstars on the list, 20 new football stars were also invited, aiming to give young players more opportunities to experience the atmosphere of the awarding of the highest honor in world football.
Inspire young people to be positive.
These ten young players include Chiesa, Menchar, Peterke, Robin Fan, Nagy, Versage, Raheem and many other talented or topical figures.
Why no Aveiro and Highlander?
Because their two names are on the list of fifty people!
On the day when the list was announced, many people called the list of 50 world footballers - Lu Huang's list!
Because among these fifty stars, six came from the Sanremo Miracle.
There are twenty people who have been teammates and played games with Lu Yang!
Among the top 50 football players in the world, mainland China dominates half of them!
The influence of the Sanremo Miracle continues to grow.
The Champions League must belong to Lu Yang's record. With Lu Yang joining Newcastle, the team died without qualifying for the Champions League.
However, the law that there must be a Sanremo miracle player in the Champions League winning team will most likely still be valid this year.
Because almost all the favorite teams in the Champions League this year have former Sanremo players.
One day in the future, it is unknown whether more Sanremo Miracle players will appear on this list, and whether more Lu Yang's teammates will dominate the list.
But one thing is known.
That is this football event, just for one person.