[This is a football article that even those with no knowledge of football will enjoy reading! 】
Moliqi: What was the name of the move you made when you knocked me down yesterday?
Lu Yang: Meibo is extraordinary.
Morici: Was it invented by a man named Mable?
Lu Yang: No, it was kicked out by a man named Messi. He knocked down Boateng, the world's number one defender.
Moric: Why don't you want to wear the No. 7 jersey that symbolizes glory?
Lu Yang: Because if we say goodbye to Real Madrid, we will never meet again! Once I put on that jersey, I'm afraid I'll turn into a murderous Nuke Seven!
Moliqi: Lu, the upside-down golden hook you scored outside the penalty area yesterday was so cool. How did you do it?
Lu Yang: It’s very simple, don’t call me Lu, call me Ibrahimovic!
Moric: How did you save five penalties in one game?
Lu Yang: This starts with the time card when I drew Santo Toldo...
Lu Yang: Okay, you’ve asked me so many questions, now it’s my turn to ask you. Have you ever thought that boy Bayizami looks a lot like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Majin Buu?
Bayizami: Brother Lu, are you scolding me for being ugly?
Lu Yang: Don’t talk nonsense, this is the biggest compliment we can give to young forwards!
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