"Five to one! This is so dramatic!"
"Lu Yang's goal was full of drama. He completed a hat trick, and it was the most special hat trick in history!"
"He used his feet, TOU, and tou to score goals!"
"What's going on with Bayern? They were going back and forth with Real Madrid in the first half. Why did it suddenly stop working in the second half?"
"Real Madrid's ability to seize opportunities is still better than Bayern's!"
"Bayern fans used to call it five benevolence, but now Bayern has indeed become five benevolence. But instead of scoring five goals, they have been scored five goals!"
There was less than ten minutes left in the game.
The difference between the two sides was four goals.
Is there any hope of catching up in this kind of competition?
Bayern fans are looking for games with huge reversals.
Don't tell me, they actually found one.
Let alone a tie, a reversal will do.
In the last Champions League, Sanremo won the five major league titles and created the first perfect Champions League in history!
In that Champions League final, Bayern beat Sanremo to a pulp and was only ten minutes away from winning the Big Ears Cup.
But at the last moment, Lu Yang scored five goals in nine minutes, kicking Bayern Munich from heaven to hell.
This is the fastest record of five sons in world football so far!
At the same time, it is also the fastest record of the Big Four!
You won’t know if you don’t check, but you’ll be shocked if you check.
Bayern fans are even more angry.
Damn it...use magic to defeat magic?
Then you must have magic first.
Bayern does not have Lu Yang, who can they expect to score five goals in nine minutes?
For a moment, the Allianz Arena was silent.
Bayern fans have already guessed the outcome of this game.
This Lu Yang is so evil.
I just hope that Bayern will not encounter a team with Lu Yang in the semi-finals or finals of this Champions League, otherwise Bayern will lose three points before even fighting.
In the 90th minute, Bayern's final counterattack failed, and they had to accept the name of "Five Ren".
However, Luiz, who had caught Bayern's shot, suddenly took a big kick.
The football flew towards Bayern's half.
For Real Madrid, Henriquez, who came on as a substitute, was full of energy and rushed towards the football with full firepower.
"Offside!"
Some Bayern fans shouted offside.
At the moment Luis passed the ball, Henriquez was closest to the parallel line with the Bayern goalkeeper.
It stands to reason that this is offside.
But the linesman didn't say anything.
Because when Luis passed the ball, except for the Bayern goalkeeper, both players were in the Real Madrid half.
There is no such thing as offside at this time.
This is the price to pay for attacking with all your strength.
Ball attacked quickly, covering a large area that completely exceeded the normal goalkeeper, and could almost cover the position five meters outside the penalty area!
This is also his characteristic.
But Henriquez was too quick.
He touched the ball before Ball.
Because he was far away from the penalty area, Ball could not use his hands, so although he was close to Henriquez, he was unable to stop Henriquez.
He couldn't use his hands.
By the time he decided to pull Enriquez directly, it was already too late.
Enriquez had already rushed over.
Don't think fouling is easy.
Some foul opportunities are actually very rare...some people are gone once they miss them.
boom!
"Enríquez scored easily after passing the goalkeeper! Six to one! It seems that Bayern can no longer be the top five!"
"Bayern's senior management must thank Real Madrid after the game, otherwise the Wuren mooncake will be named after Bayern!"
"Enriquez scored the goal so easily, I'm afraid even he didn't expect the opportunity to come as soon as it came!"
"The Real Madrid players started another round of celebrations. The stoppage time was only four minutes in total. Considering the number of goals scored in the second half, this time is absolutely reasonable."
"Even if I were the referee, I would just blow the whistle to end the game.
The torture continued against Bayern. "
"Every remaining minute is undoubtedly torture for the Bayern players and fans."
Ninety-three minutes.
Real Madrid controlled the ball.
Zizo was in the midfield area on the left side and had no intention of continuing to attack.
No need.
What is the attack plan at this time?
Are you trying to irritate the other party and cause a dispute, or even want the other party to cut off your legs?
Being arrogant and domineering is not the best choice.
Retracting and releasing freely is the way to go.
The Bayern players also saw Zizzo's thoughts, so they did not go over to press Zizzo.
But the next moment, a bolt of white lightning flew past Zizuo's left side.
This is...Junior!
Júnior had a great time kicking today.
In addition, his desire to attack is already very strong. If he sees an opportunity, of course he will rush.
boom!
Zizzo made a through pass and passed the football in front of Junior.
After passing the ball, Zizuo patted his bare head in frustration.
Farke!
This damn chance insight ability!
Such an evil direct instinct!
This disgusting self-cultivation as a midfield master!
This kind of no-brainer through ball is beautiful, but... it will make the Bayern players feel like you are lying to me!
What about Ming Jin's agreement to withdraw his troops?
At the same moment, Henriquez on the right cut inside without the ball and entered the penalty area.
He still has plenty of energy and is willing to make two more trips.
boom!
Junior quickly beat Gatman alive, then took off with his left foot and made a powerful cross.
Henriquez on the right side of the penalty area grabbed a shot.
Dang!
The football hit the post and bounced toward the center.
At this time, Lu Yang, who was a little slower and rushed in, had the opportunity.
Follow-up shot!
boom!
Dang!
Since April followed Lu Yang, during the confrontation, Lu Yang's shot also hit the post.
But the next moment, Lu Yang grabbed April and detoured from behind him.
Another shot!
Uh-huh!
Football penetrates Bayern's gate.
Real Madrid was instantly jubilant.
"GOAL! Lu Yang scored with consecutive follow-up shots!"
"Big four! Lu Yang scored four goals in a single game and massacred Bayern!"
"Seven to one! Real Madrid is so cruel! This is going to give Bayern a drink of seven joys!"
"Not only Qixi, but think about what Real Madrid fans called their team before the game?"
"Killed seven horses! Killed seven more opponents! Real Madrid has been amazing this season! The best firepower in the universe beat Bayern into a sieve!"
"Who else! Just ask who else!"
In the end, the score at the Allianz Arena was fixed at 1-7!
The host is in front and the guest is behind.
Real Madrid returned with a great victory.
That day, European football cried wolf!
"Kicker": "On this day, all teams in European football have one more horse... Real Madrid swept the excavators and beat Bayern into a blue horse, oh no, a bad horse..."
"L'Equipe": "Invincible! Real Madrid has almost secured the qualifying spot! Leading the way!"
"Mirror": "Lu Yang + Real Madrid = invincible!"
"Sky Sports": "There has never been such a violent team. Real Madrid has created a new way to win... averaging more than five goals per game!"
"BBC": "Statistical chart of Lu Yang's career goals! 107 goals scored with his left foot, 53 TOU goals with his right foot... 1 TOU goal!"
"The Sun": "No woman in the world has gone through as many hardships as Sophia! Because Lu Yang's head is too hard!"
What seven to one!
What kind of five benevolence and seven joys kill seven horses!
What a happy occasion!
They all lost their color in front of Lu Yang's goal.
Lu Yang told the whole world what it means to be tough!
He is so tough that there is no weakness in him.
He is more perfect than Achilles.
This game also went straight out of the circle.
Especially female stars in the European and American entertainment circles have forwarded Lu Yang's wonderful goals.
Someone liked Sofia and expressed his envy for Sofia.
Some people also directly expressed their interest in Lu Yang on social platforms.
So what if you have a girlfriend?
Europeans and Americans don't care about this.
The Kardashian family can become a "famous family" in the industry, so what's wrong with publicly seducing Lu Yang?
However, Sophia, who has been idle at home recently, quickly responded.
She posted an "unboxing" video of herself opening private messages on Lu Yang's social platform on her computer.
In the video, Sophia said to the camera: "Today, I want to show you Lu's private messages on social platforms. I believe you will also want to know what is in the private messages of public figures."
"This, this avatar is familiar to everyone, yes, it's Molic."
"Moric almost every time he scores a goal or assists, he sends a private message to Lu. Let me read it to everyone... Hey, brother, I scored again. Have you ever seen such a gorgeous outer instep? Lu, look. Please come back, have you ever seen an assist hat trick? Lu, I scored a free kick directly and asked you if you are handsome! Good guy, you have scored a lot of goals recently, but unfortunately, the quality is average! See No, this is my style of play in the Premier League, tough or not!"
There were so many comments in this part that netizens burst into laughter.
Because although these contents of Moliqi are very serious, the effect is like a joke.
Netizens urged Morich to watch this video: "Morich, come and see Lu Yang's kick. Do you think he is tough or Lu Yang is tough?"
"If Moric can score a goal like this, I think he can be called the toughest guy in the Premier League!"
"Not to mention scoring goals, even if he dares to try, he is the toughest guy in the Premier League!"
"Try? I'm afraid that after trying it, Moliqi will become an egg master! Hahaha!"
The fans couldn't be happier.
Since then, many of Lu Yang’s football friends have sent him private messages of congratulations.
This is considered a habit in football.
Whenever a friend performs well enough in a game, everyone will immediately send a private message to say "congratulations," "nice play," "awesome," "well done," and the like.
There is no need for the parties to reply, otherwise it will be endless.
But the person involved will definitely look at it and do the same thing when the other party also performs well.
Lu Yang has also sent similar messages to others, so there is no way to say that anyone is cold and unresponsive.
But soon, mosaic appeared in the video.
Sofia used three small red light spots to cover the sensitive parts of the women in the video.
But there's really not much difference between being coded and not being coded.
This was considered a public execution.
There are even people inside who are self-sufficient while murmuring: "Lu, I want to give you a child!"
This is breathtaking and makes my index fingers move!
Ahem!
Sofia: "To be honest, this girl has a good figure, but if she wants to rely on her body to make a living, she should go to the San Fernando Valley! Instead of sending these films she took to Lu, because Lu is a person with high-end aesthetics man."
"At the very least, you should add some plot. Don't forget, Lu is a film practitioner who has won the best screenwriter in Hollywood. If you want to attract his attention, you must first improve your film and television drama literacy."
"Also, you said your lines too poorly! Integrate emotions, you know? I don't think you look like you are giving birth to a child for Riku, but you are laying eggs!"
"Sisters of friends, friends of sisters, friends of aunts, madam, you don't want your husband to lose this job... go and study more."
"Otherwise, what's the difference between you and those bitches in the wild?"
There are many such videos, and Sofia has released some of the most egregious ones, which directly exposed the faces and IDs of these girls.
Among them, there are even some quite famous young models, or some young actresses with very youthful personalities.
Their fans were devastated.
Especially those fans who think their idol is an innocent little girl, have no idea that their idol went to a nightclub where she smoked, permed and tattooed and became a good girl when she was in middle and high school.
No, it’s not the middle and high school years, because a large number of them didn’t even go to middle or high school.
Of course, some of the shameless women gained a lot of traffic as a result.
As long as they are shameless enough, they can monetize part of it and gain considerable benefits and exposure.
For example, one of them announced that he had joined a film and television company in the San Fernando Valley and would soon release three or five ultra-high-definition feature films.
But some netizens expressed doubts, because if it doesn't happen soon, what's the point?
But even if these girls make some money through this method, there is no doubt that the money is terribly dirty.
Their reputation was completely ruined.
No one will respect them, and it is impossible for them to appear in formal industries and activities.
Even the dirty American entertainment industry will not give them any chance in the open.
Coupled with the popularity of Sophia and Lu Yang, people know these women wherever they go and know what they have done.
This price may not be something they can afford.
For a time, Lu Yang showed his power on the court and slaughtered Bayern.
Sophia also used thunderous methods off the court to defend her status as Mrs. Lu!
But after thinking about it, Sophia still felt that certain things should be put on the agenda.
After all, Lu Yang has transformed from a sixteen-year-old green boy into a twenty-one-year-old superstar.
Sophia is now thirty-two.
At this age, it's good to say yes.
Women have two golden ages.
One is around the age of sixteen or seventeen to twenty-five, full of collagen, full of vitality, and invincible youth.
One is the period in the thirties, when the beauty is still there, the figure is plumper, the mind is more mature and temperamental, and the personality is good and considerate.
Sophia is in the second stage.
But the bad thing about this stage is that you are getting older after all.
From now on, it’s only downhill.
That night.
Sophia is wearing a black green gauze dress.
Lu Yang was a little surprised: "Why are you dressed so well today?"
Sophia hugged Lu Yang: "So what I wore before didn't look good?"
Lu Yang: "Have you ever worn clothes before?"
Sophia shyly struck in Lu Yang's arms: "I hate it... oh... be honest, you... ah..."
A few minutes later, the figure swayed.
Just when Lu Yang was planning to wear an internationally renowned sportswear brand.
Sophia held his hand.
"Lu...I want to give birth to a child for you!"
"Ah?" Lu Yang was stunned.
He and Sophia didn't even argue.
They didn't have a formal love ceremony, let alone a proposal and marriage.
But Sophia actually...
"Really!" Sophia looked at Lu Yang, her eyes full of sincerity and desire.
She is very sensible now, and she is definitely not just talking for the sake of atmosphere.
She has decided!
Even though she and Lu Yang may not have a wedding in this life, she knows that she is much older than Lu Yang. When Lu Yang enters the peak period of his life, she may have lost her beauty, so even if Lu Yang is willing, Sophia will not She would definitely agree to marry Lu Yang...but she was still willing to do it.
She had many regrets in her life.
But with the appearance of Lu Yang, Sophia's regrets were filled one by one, and she even accomplished many things that she could only dream of before.
Now, she has to fill the last regret in her life... give birth to a child for her lover!
This is the crystallization of love!
Lu Yang's breathing became heavier, and the next moment, he threw the sports protection brand out of the window with his backhand.
The small cubes of garbage have killed so many lives!
…
October 26th.
Real Madrid had just defeated Bayern on the road and immediately ushered in the ninth round of La Liga at home.
Not to mention the high consumption, this round of the league is still very important.
Because their opponent is oh...Barcelona!
That's right, the Spanish El Clasico is coming this season!
Cosmos Barcelona, which has lost Lu Yang, is visiting the Bernabeu and is about to challenge Real Madrid, which is no longer a galactic battleship!
This game can be called Mars hitting the Earth.
Before Izelet came to Real Madrid, the record between Real Madrid and Barcelona was about 50-50.
The national derby is quite exciting.
After Iseret joined Real Madrid, the Galacticos experienced a qualitative change. Real Madrid continuously beat Barcelona, and even gave Barcelona two big ears and five fingers in one season!
To the extent that it was exciting in the past, it feels a little more exciting.
But with Lu Yang joining Barcelona, Barcelona and Galacticos played back and forth.
On the scene, the chess players met their opponents, and the excitement continued.
As a result, Barcelona even had an advantage, defeating Real Madrid in the Champions League semi-finals and key league battles, and achieved the final victory, which made Barcelona fans feel happy.
Now, the Spanish National Derby has entered its fourth stage.
Most people are optimistic about Real Madrid.
Because since the beginning of this season, Real Madrid has won 12 consecutive games in all competitions!
And he averages close to five goals per game!
It’s the standard Five Emperors!
What's more, the previous match between the two teams in the Spanish Super Cup ended with a score of 7 to 2!
Barcelona was blown away.
This also made Real Madrid famous for killing seven horses.
It can be said that if Barcelona hadn't made Real Madrid beat seven horses, Bayern would not have been beaten seven times by Real Madrid in the Champions League group match three days ago!
It’s all Barcelona’s fault!
However, when Celotti announced the lineup before the game, there was an uproar across Europe.
alpha
Enriquez, Zizo, Hector
Collette, Laveland
Junior, Landene, Rubio, Sanchis
Louis
This list... does not include Lu Yang!
Lu Yang was actually a substitute?
No one could understand Celotti's arrangement.
For a while, many fans began to complain angrily that Celotti didn't understand football.
"Is Celotti confused? Why put Emperor Lu on the bench?"
"Isn't it funny? Even if it's a rotation, it shouldn't be a rotation at this time. This is El Clasico! Real Madrid can lose any game, but they must win this game!"
"You all made fun of Celotti for not being able to change his formations. Look, now he has done his job!"
"Celotti's wings are really hard. Even Lu Huang dared to change them. Did he really believe the nonsense that the Manchester Evening News said that 'Real Madrid should not rely too much on Lu Yang's scoring ability'? No?" If you rely on your own players to score goals, should you rely on your own coaches and the fat guys from the management to play football?"
"Didn't Celotti always admire Lu Yang? Why did he do this suddenly? Did Lu Yang collide with him?"
"Brother, that's not called appreciation, that's called licking! Also, don't call him Lu Yang, call him Lu Huang!"
Even Real Madrid fans were angry.
But Lu Yang's fans could still sit still and came out to calm the war: "Brothers, stop scolding, it's not Celotti's fault. Celotti respects Brother Lu very much. This generation has seen some subtle interactions between Brother Lu and Celotti. You can see it.”
"Have you ever seen a head coach who rushes to unscrew the cap of an energy drink and hand it to the players every time?"
"Celotti's arrangement was most likely requested by Brother Lu. Brother Lu Yang is such an honest person. He is in good condition and will never need to be rotated or substituted."
"But if he is not satisfied with his state, for the sake of the team's performance and the fairness of other players, Lu Yang will never selfishly occupy a position."
"Brother Lu said a long time ago that if he is still playing football when he is 40 years old, and the players in the same position on the team can help the team more than him, then he will be willing to be a substitute player and play in the team. The team shows up when needed.”
"At that time, many people were still criticizing Brother Lu, saying that he might have retired at the age of thirty, and he would only become a substitute at the age of forty. It was a beautiful idea. But one thing to say, I think Brother Lu's physical fitness is not good enough to play until he is forty. There is really nothing wrong with Sui."
Only then did everyone react.
So... Lu Yang was in poor condition and asked to sit on the bench?
impossible?
This situation is so rare.
But soon, everyone had to admit this conjecture.
Because during the warm-up before the game, Lu Yang didn't even leave the bench.
All players, including substitutes, were on the court to warm up.
Lu Yang was the only one sitting on the chair, and from time to time he would put his hand behind his waist and hammer it twice.
That haggard appearance makes people feel distressed.
A female fan said distressedly: "Oh my God! I really don't know what Lu Yang has been through! What happened to him? Was his waist injured? How was he injured? Did Barcelona buy a killer to assassinate Lu?"
Lu Yang just didn't know.
Whenever he hears this sentence, he will tell that lovely female fan: "There is a saying, no killer is as lethal as Sophia last night."
When this woman goes crazy, nothing will happen to her without a man.
Lu Yang felt that his perpetual motion skills had been stolen by Sophia?
It feels like she is a perpetual motion machine!
Never stop!
certainly!
Lu Yang was not at a loss either.
Although he was sad, Sophia didn't want to feel better either.
You see, for such an important game, Sofia is in Madrid and has no job, but she still can't come to watch the game, right?
I'm afraid she hasn't gotten up from bed yet, right?
But Lu Yang knew his situation, but Barcelona didn't.
Looking at Lu Yang sitting on the bench, the Barcelona players were quite frustrated.
Now, aren't they worthy enough to even force Lu Yang to take action?
However, when thinking about their own score of 2-7 and Bayern's score of 1-7, the Barcelona players felt helpless.
In the end, it was Ortiz who saw something was wrong with the team's spirit, clapped his hands to wake up Bigfoot and said: "Since Lu Yang thinks that Barcelona is not worthy of playing against him, then we will tell him with practical actions that we are worthy!"
"Although last season's Triple Crown was won under the leadership of Lu Yang, we also grew up! Without Lu Yang, we are not nothing!"
"Since Lu Yang won't play, let's bring Lu Yang up!"
Ortiz's face was red, angry and ashamed!
Damn Barcelona, why is it like this!
The next moment, the Barcelona players on the court roared loudly: "Get Lu Yang up!"
The red and blue souls are burning.
Every Barcelona player has begun to see light in his eyes!
