When they heard that the barbecue was about to begin, all the government officials present were eager to help, rolling up their sleeves.
"Wherever hands are needed, the left deputy will keep his head open. Although we are not very good at eating, we can easily do it!"
Chen Yun didn't show any pretense. He brought in seventy or eighty kilograms of meat. He had patted the muscles to remove the demonic tendencies, marinated them with spices, cut them into three-finger-wide pieces, and tied them with wicker sticks.
"Just sharpen the wicker and thread the meat through it. I've already captured the demonic nature inside this meat. I just need to grill the meat skewers at a suitable temperature and then I can use the demonic nature inside for my own use!"
You can't help me with this baking process, I have to do it myself! "
Li Captou happily took it. For someone who uses a knife all day long, it is no problem to cut wicker sticks.
A group of government servants cleaned their hands and began to skewer the tiger monster meat, but they were quite curious: "This is the first time I have seen this tiger monster meat. The meat is really thick and the color is different from pork!
It’s just that it’s really difficult to string together, and I can’t wear it! "
Indeed, even if the wicker is sharpened, the tiger demon's flesh cannot penetrate it. Even if it is cut into small squares three fingers wide, the toughness is too strong and the sharpened wicker cannot penetrate it.
"That's right! Whether such tough tiger monster meat can be chewed once it's cooked is a question!"
The yamen servants who couldn't pass through the thin wicker sticks as thick as their index fingers were a little doubtful whether the meat was cooked and whether it was edible.
Chen Yun, who was picking charcoal for the fire, slapped his head and said, "You blame me for not thinking carefully!"
After saying that, just as he was about to go into the house to get his butcher's knife, Miss Jiu knew what he wanted to do when she saw him getting up, so she said, "I'll get it!"
He went in and took the butcher's knife and handed it to Chen Yun.
After Chen Yun took it, he handed it to Luo Dutou: "Dutou, this knife has evil spirit on it, and it is sharp and pointed. It is perfect for making a hole in the meat, so that the big guy can pass through it with a wicker!"
Luo Du took the butcher's knife over his head. He didn't feel any evil aura, but since Chen Yun said there was, then there must be.
"Brother, look at it, look at my Lao Luo's skills!"
Sure enough, this butcher's knife pokes a hole in the tiger demon's flesh, just like a wooden stick poking tofu, every time it is pierced, it is accurate.
Chen Yun had already turned on the charcoal fire, and everyone had put on a lot of meat skewers. Dunzi was already drooling and waiting beside Chen Yun: "Brother-in-law, how long will this meat take to roast!"
Chen Yun smiled: "Don't worry, no matter how long it takes to bake, the first bunch will be yours!
However, this skewer of meat is one pound, and you have to finish the whole pound and you can only eat this one pound!
Moreover, for this pound of tiger meat, it will take you three hours of sword practice to eliminate the medicinal effect, so think about it!
To eat or not to eat! "
Dunzi's eyes widened: "What, you still need to practice swordsmanship to eat meat?"
Old Man Zuo sat aside and snorted: "Or do you think you can eat any kind of meat in this world?
It's not your brother-in-law who cares about it. Who dares to eat this monster meat? If you eat it, you will become a monster!
Even if your brother-in-law removes the demonic nature from the tiger meat, it will become medicinal. If you, a little person, eat this pound of tiger meat, it will be like eating a pound of century-old ginseng.
If you don't practice your sword for a few hours and channel this medicinal power, I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep at all tonight! "
So Dunzi had no choice but to nod: "Oh! Okay then!"
The most important thing is that the meaty aroma emanating from the skewers is already tantalizing people's noses, or in other words, tempting people's greed, making the little guy feel that three hours of knife training is nothing!
This was not a whisper, of course everyone heard it. Luo Du looked aside and asked: "Old lady, after I finish eating, should I also go to the county government school to practice swordsmanship and spearmanship for a few hours?"
Old Man Zuo had long known from Chen Yun that tiger meat had the effect of rebirth. How could such a powerful effect not require the power of transportation and transformation?
"That's natural. If you eat a lot, you will naturally have to use the medicine to convert it. But if you only take one or two mouthfuls, you don't need to say how many hours of training with swords and guns, you just need to go back and take a nap, that's it!
But the food comes first, are you willing to take just one or two bites?
Since you brought wine, you will have wine and meat, so naturally you will enjoy it!
Since you have enjoyed eating to the fullest, you have to pay the price of having the fullest enjoyment! "
Capt. Li nodded, agreeing with what the old man said: "This is natural!
However, old lady, I have a doubt.
There was a man in the next county, holding a knife and grabbing a prey with a lone wolf. The prey was a deer.
The deer had just been bitten to death by a wolf, and the bite caused its throat to bleed.
Seeing the fallen deer's throat bleeding profusely, the man felt distressed, so he raised his mouth to catch the deer's blood.
The man drank a full belly of deer blood until no more blood came out of the deer!
But this man also died just after carrying the deer home!
An autopsy was performed and they said that all the internal organs of this man were burned black by deer blood. Deer blood was too replenishing and many people could not bear to drink it! "
After finishing speaking, he looked at the old man Zuo and asked: "If you drink too much deer blood, you will die. So if we eat this tiger meat, will we eat too much?"
This is what he thought when he heard Old Man Zuo say that a pound of tiger demon meat is like a pound of century-old wild ginseng.
Chen Yun stood up and said with a smile: "Captain Li, if you can eat three kilograms of this meat, why worry about this anymore!
Moreover, although the demon meat that I have prepared has medicinal power, it is not the kind of tiger and wolf medicine, and its medicinal properties are much docile.
Even if the human body cannot fully digest it at that time, some of the medicinal power will be stored in the body. During daily work, the medicinal power can be released to promote the body's rebirth!
So no need to worry!
It won’t be wasted! "
Of course the last sentence is a joke. How can a man say that he is weak?
Of course it was impossible for Capt. Li to admit it, and of course, it was impossible to stop Chen Yun from making fun of him.
With everyone salivating, dozens of kilograms of meat skewers were finally grilled!
There were no other dishes, just barbecue and wine. After everything was ready, everyone was waiting for Chen Yun to say the opening words.
"There's nothing much to say. I just want to say it in advance. This meat has strong medicinal power and can replenish people's energy and energy. Because of this, eating this meat will make you feel full!
But whether you are full or not, you must eat enough for one skewer, which is at least a pound of meat!
Why eat enough of a bunch?
Because of this meat, you need to eat enough to regenerate your body!
Just like taking medicine in an appropriate amount!
Come, let’s eat and drink well everyone! "
After speaking, he raised his wine bowl and offered a toast to Old Man Zuo. It was time to start eating.
Miss Jiu and Dunzi did not participate in drinking. They had their own tables in the main room.
"Huh? The meat is charred on the outside and tender on the inside. It's not tough at all. It's juicy and delicious every time you bite it!
God, what a delicious delicacy this is! "
As soon as Luo Dutou took a bite, his eyes widened instantly and he almost swallowed his own tongue.
As soon as the meat entered his stomach, he could even directly feel that the piece of meat turned into a ball of air in his stomach, filling the entire stomach space.
He is full!
After just one bite, he actually felt full!
Only then did he finally understand why Chen Yun said in advance that he must eat enough for one pound!
One bite will make you full, which means you have to hold a pound in!
Not just him, but all the government officials present!
Old man Zuo finally understood why so many people roasted dozens of kilograms of meat?
It turns out that even though every bite is delicious, every bite is so delicious that I almost swallowed it with my tongue, but it still fills my stomach after all.
When everyone had eaten a pound, no one could eat any more. But the strange thing was that although the meat could not be eaten, the wine could indeed be drunk.
I thought it would take a long time to eat this meal, but I didn't expect that it was just the baking process that took a long time, and it only took a short time to eat it.
Then everyone will rush back to the county government school to practice swords and guns. At the same time, they also bring a pound to the county minister, and other brothers on duty, each of them brings a little.
at night.
At the gate of the county government office, someone finally came. Instead of knocking on the door, he went to beat the drum at the gate of the government office.
Screaming for injustice!
If the busking father and son were here, they would find that this person looks familiar.
This was the leader of the group of thugs who blocked the busking father and son and tried to steal their property.
But if we meet again, I'm afraid I might not recognize him, because this person looks quite scary now!
(End of chapter)
