Liaozhai World, Guobei County.
"Brother, do you think I look like a human or a god?" A yellow-skinned man half as tall as a man stopped him.
"I think you look like... a hammer!" He knocked the weasel to the ground with a stick across his head and face, and while beating him back, he cursed: "You come to me to ask for a seal, and you are looking for death. Don't you know that I am a double-flowered red stick on Guangnan West Road?" …
"Ding, congratulations to the host for hunting a 120-year-old weasel. The cooking instructions for the Classic of Mountains and Seas are as follows..."
"Ding, congratulations to the host for capturing a female ghost. The cooking instructions for the Classic of Mountains and Seas are as follows..."
"Ding, congratulations to the host for catching a tree demon. The cooking instructions for the Classic of Mountains and Seas are as follows..."
"Ding, congratulations to the host for catching a thousand-year-old centipede. The cooking instructions for the Classic of Mountains and Seas are as follows..."
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