That year, Master came to me with a white horse on his shoulders, wrenched me out from under Five Elements Mountain, and asked me if I planned to accompany him to the West, or send me to the West?
That year, Miss Gao and I lived a happy and shameless life in the villa. Master said to me, there are so many single people in the world, why can't there be one more like you? So I plucked all my pig hairs.
That year, Master split the Liusha River with one punch, and the wind of the punch swept through my thick hair, making me bald and stronger.
Peacock Princess, Daughter King, Xing Xian'er... Stunning beauties are nothing more than red and pink skulls, you all come together, why should a poor monk be afraid!
The road to the west is difficult and bumpy, so let the master fight for his disciples to fight a bloody road!
If I want to take over Lingshan, I will ask the Buddha to abdicate!
If I want to conquer heaven, I hope the Jade Emperor will give way!
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