Tao Bao is a man, and he is fat.
A tall, fat man, white and fat.
Viewed vertically, it is as tall as Chu Di, but viewed horizontally, it is nearly twice as wide as Chu Di.
You must know that Chu Di's figure is already relatively strong, and he is definitely not like a bean sprout like Ding Junchao, but compared with Tao Bao, Chu Di looks like a bean sprout.
Not only was the icon posted in the friend message sweaty, but the real person's face was also covered in sweat. He was breathing heavily and fanning the side of his face with a fat hand like a bear's paw.
As soon as he entered the door, he looked at Chu Di who came up to him and said, "Master Chu, it's not easy to meet you!"
Chu Di smiled apologetically, and then said seriously: "You can't call me that. If you call me that, you are no longer a friend."
Tao Bao nodded repeatedly, "That's right, you hadn't become a god when I added you."
Then when he saw the table full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, his face suddenly turned red, his little eyes shone brightly, and he was so excited that he could hardly speak: "This... buddy, how much does this... table cost for you?" ?You are too...too polite!"
Chu Di quickly clarified: "It's not me who's inviting guests, it's Sister Da who invited us. I borrowed flowers to offer to Buddha."
These words gave Linda a lot of face. Linda also relaxed her guard against the harmless fat man. She smiled reservedly, pointed to the seat opposite Chu Di and said, "Classmate Tao Bao, where do you sit?"
Linda doesn't judge people by their appearance, but in just half an hour, she has thoroughly checked Tao Bao.
Tao Bao personal information:
Age: 17 years old.
Height: 189CM.
Weight: 191KG.
Resume: Parents are unknown. He grew up in the Lidong Social Welfare School of the Earth Alliance. He is a recent graduate of the Seventh Martial Arts Junior High School in Lidong City of the Earth Alliance. He was admitted to Zhiyun Military Academy this summer.
Qi and blood value: 35;
Number of bone quenching times: 0;
Specialties: Mathematics, astronomy, physics, chemistry.
Tao Bao is one of the few fresh graduates who was admitted to Zhiyun Military Academy with excellent science scores, and received a full scholarship from Zhiyun Military Academy.
Linda very much agrees with Zhiyun Military Academy's enrollment philosophy. As the secretary to the Mars Alliance's Chief of Air Force, she is well aware of the role that talents like Tao Bao can play in wars in the space age.
Although there are many factors that determine the outcome of modern interstellar wars, such as the fighting between warriors like Chu Di; and the rustling of a fighter plane like Xiao Sa, she believes that these are not the factors that determine the outcome of the war. the main negative factor.
She believes that only the highest commander or even the decision-maker of a war is the main factor that determines victory or defeat, and the indispensable part of these decision-makers and commanders is the think tank.
The decision-maker's brain alone is not enough. There must be a think tank. Tao Bao is a genius in this area.
If the decision-making power of Kongte was in the hands of Major Linda, she would rather poach Tao Bao than Chu Di.
It was precisely because she had a deep understanding of Tao Bao that she relaxed her vigilance appropriately. There is absolutely no way that Tao Bao is a killer sent by the scavenger.
Moreover, it is certainly impossible for a fat man like Tao Bao to know martial arts, and of course he is harmless to humans and animals.
At this time, Tao Bao had already sat down, with two arms as thick as pig knuckles pressed against the mahogany dining table. However, he neither moved his chopsticks nor his knife and fork, and only looked at Chu Di with a happy face.
Linda didn't know where Tao Bao's happiness came from. She thought that the fat man was weird enough. What kind of look was he looking at Chu Di? Is there something wrong with this child's sexual orientation?
Asked: "Would you like some wine to go with the meal?"
Tao Bao shook his head repeatedly: "I don't drink, I only drink drinks."
Chu Di said, "Do you have any wine? Then bring me a pound. Do you have Niu Er?"
"What is Niu Er?" Major Rao Shilinda has a deep understanding of Dimeng culture and cannot cover everything.
"Oh, it's Niulanshan Erguotou."
After hearing this, Linda immediately checked on her personal terminal and replied: "This is true!"
"Then let's take Maotai. Is there any Maotai?"
Chu Di originally wanted to save some money for Linda, so that he could pay the bills more easily. Unexpectedly, there was no popular public drink like Niu Er here, so there was nothing he could do.
As for liquor brands, Chu Di only knows Niuer and Maotai.
"We have Moutai, bring a bottle. Bring any kind of drinks. And a bottle of dry red."
Linda directly ordered the policewoman waiting outside the dining room door.
When the wine came, Linda personally inspected and tasted it and then filled it up for Chu Di. Fatty's drinks were all placed in front of Fatty, letting him pour it himself.
Chu Di picked up the wine glass and motioned to the fat man: "Come on, one of us brothers will go."
After saying that, he took a sip of the wine in the glass. The fat man did not hesitate, opened a bottle of soda water, drank it all, and then said with a silly smile: "You know why I am so anxious to come to you, right?"
Chu Di shook his head and said, "How do I know? Why?"
Fatty said: "I came here to tell you some news. Zhuoyue Shenbing Company will hold a new product launch conference tomorrow to recruit product spokespersons for warriors across the city."
Chu Di had already heard Li Ying talk about this, but he didn't know it at the moment and asked, "Does this have anything to do with me?"
The fat man said: "Of course it does matter! Think about it, you have no internal strength and only know swordsmanship. Although the Dugu Nine Swords are awesome, but as the saying goes, guns are easy to hide and it is difficult to defend against hidden arrows, especially in this world where hot weapons are not far behind. Times, you have offended so many people, how can you withstand the plots of others?"
Chu Di could hear that the fat man was really thinking about himself, and couldn't help but be moved, and said: "I admit that what you said makes sense, but what does this have to do with the Excellent Divine Weapon?"
"That's great! You don't know, the product they are going to launch tomorrow is called the Cosmic Divine Sword. It is said that this sword is very powerful. It can absorb various firearms and bullets, intercept artillery shells, shield electromagnetic pulses, and block particles. It can beam energy and absorb nuclear radiation! Let's put it this way, if you hold this sword, even if an atomic bomb explodes from the top of your head, it won't kill you."
The fat man became more and more excited as he talked, and his round face glowed red, much redder than Chu Di who drank Maotai.
"Oh, this sword is quite advanced. Once such a sword is put on the market, won't it directly eliminate thermal weapons? What is the principle?"
Hearing this, Chu Di was already impressed by the research and development level of Excellence Company, but it was just an admiration, and he did not covet the so-called Cosmic Divine Sword.
"It must be driven by a nuclear battery. It can establish an energy field and a gravitational field within a certain range around the sword body..." Tao Bao knew the Cosmic Divine Sword very well, and his principles were clear and logical.
After briefly explaining the principles of the Divine Sword, he then said: "As long as you participate in the spokesperson selection, then this spokesperson must be yours. Is there anyone in the entire solar system who is more qualified to wield the sword than you? Absolutely not! Unless Dugu Seeking defeat and reincarnation, Linghu Chong crosses over, Feng Qingyang is reborn!"
Chu Di was amused by Tao Bao, "Even if I get this spokesperson, what will happen? You don't mean to say that he will give me such a sword, right?"
"Exactly!" The fat man clapped his palms, and his big fleshy hands made a muffled "pop" sound, and said excitedly: "The announcement issued by the Excellent Divine Weapon promised not only to give the spokesperson a generous endorsement It’s free, and a cosmic divine sword is also given as a gift! This is called giving pink to beauties and swords to strong men!”
At this point, he sighed with regret and said: "I just called my junior high school classmate Qu Xiaoqing. Qu Xiaoqing is the daughter of the boss of Excellent Shenbing. I want her to help you. Who knows? She didn’t answer the phone, and I don’t know why.”
