"That year, I went to outer space with a magical wedding dress..." Chu Di said in an interview.
"Then what?"
"Then the alien who met me was all bad."
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The captured commander-in-chief of the alien fleet said in an interview with an earth reporter: "I really didn't expect that we, with tens of thousands of years of technology, would lose to cold weapons..."
Reporter: "Do you want to say anything to your civilized counterparts?"
The alien commander thought for a long time and said with tears in his eyes: "If one day, an Earthling shows up with a sword in front of you, run away! That young man named Chu Di doesn't follow martial ethics!"
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