When Tony Stark heard this, he couldn't sit still. He stood up and pointed at Peter Parker and said, "Don't talk nonsense here. You are talking about a mid-life crisis. You are not a psychiatrist."
Peter was not angry, and just said to Strange: "Doctor, please excuse me."
Strange understood it and cast a spell on Tony Stark. It was a magic that could remove negative effects. The purpose was to sober up Stark.
Sure enough, when the magic took effect, Stark suddenly felt much clearer. After realizing that he had lost his temper, he sat back on the sofa, as if nothing had happened.
Being hungover is not terrible, but remembering what happened while you were hungover after you sober up is more terrible.
"You can also go to a psychiatrist. That will be formal psychological counseling and treatment, including emotional counseling of course." Peter paused deliberately, and then said in a bewitching tone: "But I also have strong medicine here that you can use first. Although it can’t help you completely get rid of your middle-aged difficulties, it can allow you to vent your negative emotions.”
When talking about emotional counseling, Peter clearly looked at Tony Stark, and it was obvious who this sentence was aimed at.
Saul was the first to become interested, and he asked Peter expectantly what kind of powerful medicine it was.
Peter just smiled mysteriously and said: "Find some excitement and increase your self-confidence."
Ten minutes later, they arrived at Hell's Kitchen through Strange's portal, a place known as Marvel's Newbie Village.
"Thor, if you see anyone wandering on the road, sneaky, or in groups, you don't need to ask, just beat them up." Peter said, "Believe me, you won't beat up the wrong good guy. He's still wandering around Hell's Kitchen in the middle of the night. There must be something wrong with it.”
If you meet Daredevil by chance, pretend I didn't tell you.
So Thor rushed into the night in a hurry, looking for someone to beat up. He just happened to be depressed and had nowhere to vent.
It's not going to be a quiet night in Hell's Kitchen tonight.
And in an inconspicuous place, in a building that is not marked on the map, Kingpin is having a headache. First Spider-Man and Deadpool, and now Thor. When did Hell's Kitchen become so popular with superheroes.
The guy who went to jail last time because of the two spider stooges has not been released yet. Tonight, news keeps coming that one of his subordinates has been beaten to death by Thor. He may not be able to work for several months. His dignified underworld leader will soon be naked. Commander.
These days, few people are willing to join the gang, and the gang has also entered a stage of decline.
Kingpin shouted into the phone: "Inform all gangs not to hang out on the streets and go home quickly. If you encounter a burly blond man, run away quickly and don't conflict head-on."
Came the other end of the phone: "I think it's too late, he seems to have seen me."
Then Kingpin heard a scream, and then the beep after hanging up the phone. He knew that he had just lost another capable man.
Sol on the other side said excitedly: "Huh, it was a great beating, but they hid when they saw me and didn't know how to resist a little bit."
Peter nodded. As expected, this level barely allowed Thor to warm up. Even if he couldn't lift Mjolnir, he was still the God of Thunder.
It's equivalent to a full-level boss returning to the novice village without any artifacts, just to torture people. These gangsters have never even been on a real battlefield, and they are not at the same level as the warrior Thor who came out of the blood sea of the mountain of corpses. of.
Peter brought Thor to Hell's Kitchen because he wanted to put pressure on Kingpin for revenge. If nothing unexpected happened, Kingpin should have a headache now.
It was Captain America's turn next. It was relatively simple to solve Stephen Rogers' troubles. Peter just gave him the contact information of a friend he met at the State University of New York Business School.
"Communicate more with young people, Captain America. It is normal for young people today not to want to work. For them, spiritual needs are more important. It is no longer the case that if you have milk to drink or bread to eat, you will feel happy. It's time." Peter said earnestly.
Steve took the address book and silently wrote down their names.
"Why you would hang out with a group of students is just unbelievable," Steve said.
Peter shook his head and said, "It's nothing incredible. In appearance, they and I are two generations apart, but mentally I'm young enough."
"The key is mentality. As long as you accept their trendy and avant-garde ideas, it's enough to respect them even if you don't understand them."
Peter added: "The other thing is, among the Avengers... I'm the youngest."
This sentence deeply hurts the other Avengers, especially Thor, who has lived for an unknown amount of time, and Steve, an old man who has lived in the last century.
They instantly feel that they are no longer young, as if they will be old people wandering around on crutches in a few more years.
Thor is even thinking carefully about how old he is now, and how old he should be when converted to an Earthling based on the lifespan of an Asgardian.
People become particularly sensitive to age when they reach a certain age, and superheroes and aliens are no exception.
Back at Stark Tower, Tony Stark said with some confusion: "Let Thor beat people up and Steve make young friends. Is this your good idea? It's too childish."
Peter explained: "These are just ways to relax them and divert their attention. I am not a professional psychiatrist, so there is no way to solve their midlife crisis. In fact, even a psychiatrist may not be able to do it." , life is inherently a mess, and they still have to rely on themselves.”
"When a hero is old, how to face the unchangeable reality of aging is a problem that each of us must solve."
Even heroes grow old one day.
Stark said with a serious expression: "But if you tell me now, you won't be able to divert my attention. I will think about this issue all the time."
Peter just said calmly: "This method doesn't work for you. You are too smart and can see through it at a glance."
Stark smiled with satisfaction when he heard Peter's evaluation, but he still couldn't solve his mid-life crisis.
Peter seemed to see through his troubles: "No, maybe you have found a way, at least you will still be drunk."
Then he raised his glass and motioned to Stark: "I'll have a drink with you. You can come to Parker Industries often to discuss business in the future. We don't have good wine, but we do have coffee and tea."
Stark smiled knowingly: "I will bring my own wine."
