Traveling through time and becoming Spider-Man, he decided to sprinkle a little dust into the eyes of each enemy, and then sprinkle some seawater into the eyes of the sandman.
…Let’s hear what New Yorkers think of Spider-Man. A passing symbiote: "I feel like I'm being parasitized by him. He's enslaving me at the cost of chocolate." Doctor Octopus: "Spider-Man? I'm working for him now, so I can't comment." Death is fighting in blood. Waiter: "Yes, he's not bad. His sense of humor always makes people laugh." The above is an exclusive report brought to you by the Daily Bugle. Thank you for your concern.