Pei Xingjian is very domineering. Yunchu was a little helpless. Naha was very angry.
Then, she went to her brother's study and retrieved a fist-sized black meatball placed on the highest shelf. While his brother was still negotiating with Pei Xingjian, he lit a long string on the black meatball and threw it at Pei Xingjian's feet.
Pei Xingjian thought it was a child playing nonsense and didn't care, but Yunchu's sleeping hole had shrunk to the point where his hair was almost gone. With a leap, he hugged the black ball and pulled out the slightly burning fuse. Then he carefully handed the black ball into Cui's hands and said, "Put it back in the study. In addition, install an iron door on my study." , the iron windows, install the iron doors, and no one is allowed to enter the study before the iron windows are installed...including Naha."
Pei Xingjian, who didn't know that he had walked away from hell, said, "I know you are getting married tomorrow, why not Yiyunchu shook his head and said: "I won't fight with you, let alone fight over matters that are related to the well-being of the people of Wannian County. As a bet. If you like this food party, you can hold one yourself. If you need manpower, I have someone here who can lend it to you.
No need to compete or fight. Pei Xingjian smiled and said, "Are you scared?" Yunchu nodded and said, "I'm really afraid of holding up a spear to hug Ruo myself; I'm afraid that if there is a first time, there will be a second, third, or even a second time." In the end it turned into a real life and death fight.
Therefore, we must stop from the first time we are about to raise a gun at Baoze to avoid the next one. Pei Xingjian shook his head and said, "I hate raising a gun to Pao Yi, but a fight with you is imperative." "
Yunchu once again pressed the euphorbia in Pei Xingjian's hand and pointed at the cheering crowd in the distance: "The people of the Tang Dynasty are really living a miserable life. Today, everyone is happy, but you are the only one who is angry.
This is not good. Put down your big offer and let's go have a drink somewhere with few people. To be honest, today, I would rather fight with you with a wine jar than fight with you like a weapon.
It was originally a very good thing, but the addition of a fight seemed very abrupt..." Pei Xingjian looked around, and it was just as Yun Chu said, people in the distance were having fun, and people nearby were looking down on him. He, Yunchu, stood there smiling like a real hero.
Di Renjie brought over three small wine jars. On the outside of the wine jars, there were clearly written the words "Anti-Poison", and the white bones and skulls on them looked particularly ferocious under the light. The scene was exaggerated to such an extent that even Pei Xingjian's personal entourage felt that he should take the halberd at this time and wrap it in cloth. The euphorbia was taken away from Pei Xingjian's hand, and he took the wine jar handed over by Di Renjie.
Next, the three of them held up the terrifying anti-toxic medicine and drank it hard. After half an hour, Pei Xingjian was drunk without any surprise. After all, this is a two-pound package of antiseptic with an alcohol concentration of 75%.
Mrs. Cui had Pei Xingjian escorted to her guest room. According to Yunchu's estimation, Pei Xingjian only had two days and he should not be able to recover. Within three days, he was too weak to fight Yunchu. Qualifications!
If he still stubbornly asked for a martial arts competition, Yun Chu would agree without hesitation. After all, he and Di Renjie were singing about sweet wine, while Pei Xingjian was singing about alcohol. Cui's eyes rolled around again several times, and then she said to Yun Chu, "I am going to let Gongsun take care of Pei Xingjian." Di Renjie looked at Cui and said, "You are so poisonous.
Yun Chu clapped his hands and said, "Go to the accounting room and see how much money we have gotten so far."
As for Naha who wanted to escape unprepared, Yun Chu grabbed her by the neck again. Today, she could not escape this beating no matter what. She also dared to use an explosive bag containing eight taels of classic formula gunpowder. After throwing Naha into the crowd and beating him, Yunchu felt that his internal organs had become clear. Although he was stopped by the old monkey and was not hit many times, Naha wanted to sit on a stool these two days, so don't even think about it. .
In Yun's wing, the lights were brightly lit, and twenty-two accounting rooms were lined up. Everyone had a thick bill in front of them. Next to the bill, there was a common tool for the accounting clerks, a calculation tool. As soon as the first order was given, the accountants began to write and make calculations. No one said anything, but the scene became extremely grand.
Some of these tents came from Wannian County Government, some came from Yongzhou Mu Government Office, and some came from Yushitai. Of course, there are also two accounting rooms in Jinchangfang and two accounting rooms recommended by merchants.
small book booth
Yun Chu flipped through several lists and found that the amounts on them were quite large. It seemed that his strategy of selecting guests had worked. In the guest room, Pei Xingjian was snoring like thunder and farting loudly. Gongsun gritted his silver teeth and glared at the heartless man in front of him... "I'm waiting for the moment when my beloved comes back, and I will sing for you with tears. There is a green cloth handkerchief on his head, and on his arm." Wrapped in a bamboo basket, Wu Mei, pretending to be a peasant woman, sang loudly, her singing voice was melodious, high-pitched and passionate. Don't let anyone tell you - Li Zhi, who had rouge on his face to pretend to be bloodstains, and who was dressed in bright armor, held Wu Mei's heart in a trembling voice. holding her hand, she said softly: "Meiniang, I'm back. A long-awaited wife who had been waiting for her husband for eight years, and a hero who had guarded the country for eight years and killed countless enemies, finally met Zi Zi. Naturally, she was immediately turned upside down. After a long time, Wu Mei got her shaggy head out of the quilt, and said to Li Zhi, who was still panting, "I went to the battlefield, and it was indeed different from the past, with more murderous intent." Li Zhi snorted and said: "When I really come back from the last battle, I'll see how you deal with it. "Wu Mei clapped her hands, and immediately an official who had been waiting for a long time brought warm water to clean up the aftermath for the two of them. Wu Mei sighed and said, "Your Majesty has never given up on conquering Goguryeo, right?" Li Zhidao: "My father went on an expedition to Goguryeo last time. The foundation has been laid for me to plan for Goguryeo. As the son of my father, how can I be a wise emperor if I cannot continue to expand the territory and expand the territory that my father left to me."
Wu Mei said worriedly, "Even so, there is no need for the emperor to conquer it himself."
Li Zhi looked at the slender Wu Mei and said with a big smile, "Whether the army is on my side or not must be tested in a tough battle." Wu Mei straightened her beautiful upper body and looked at Li Zhi and said, "Your Majesty, you still have to fight." Are you worried?"
"My father once taught me that if you want to see whether a general is loyal, you only need to look at one performance." What performance? "If he puts my safety as more important than the outcome of the war, if it is the former, my father told me that I can rely on big things." "If it's the latter" - don't let it be rumored - "then let him fight all his life and satisfy his desire to fight until he dies in battle, and then he will be buried in glory!"
"Your Majesty is saying that you don't doubt the loyalty of those veteran generals to the Tang Dynasty, that they do not regard you as their real emperor? When encountering major events, they only consider the pros and cons of the Tang Dynasty, but not His Majesty's safety, right? ?' Li Zhi played with Wu Mei's long hair and sighed, "The human heart is more terrifying than a ghost moth... Seeing that Li Zhi had no intention of talking about government affairs, Wu Mei immediately smiled and said: "Li Yifu said , the number of people who entered Jinchangfang tonight was no less than 17,000, and Yun Chu collected 3.6 million just for entering.
Li Yifu also said that Yunchu was still asking merchants for entry fees, stall fees, and deposits, but he didn't know how much profit there was. He estimated that it should be no less than 5,000 yong. This is only the first day. When Yunchu gets married tomorrow, the merchants, singers, dancers, jugglers, and the people of Jinchangfang will be even more crazy.
Li Yifu also said that if Yunchu's daily income account is less than 5,000 Yun in the future reconciliation, Your Majesty can issue an order to make him into a medicinal bone, which will be passed down from generation to generation in the Imperial Medical Office. . "
Li Zhi chuckled and said: "What does Li Yifu know? Even if Yun Chu's house in Jinchangfang is not big, the wealth placed there is beyond what Li Yifu can imagine. There is not only money belonging to Yun Chu personally, but What's more, Master Xuanzang is preparing to lead the Buddhist sect of the Consciousness-only Sect to march westward to the Western Regions." Wu Mei was surprised and said, "How could the Buddhist sect's wealth be in Yun Chu's home?" Li Zhi spread his hands and said, "Xuan Zang thinks that Yun At first, I would not be greedy for even a penny of his Buddhist wealth.
Since a god-like figure like Master Xuanzang believes that Yunchu is not greedy for money, then I can also believe that he will not be greedy for my money. Wu Mei praised: "I don't know how Master Xuanzang discovered such an extraordinary person.
Everyone in this world is always worried about a few pennies, but only Yun Chu can get money as easily as exploring and getting things. How enviable.
Li Zhi laughed and said: "It doesn't matter if he can withdraw money. After all, it will rot in the pot of my Datang. The more money he gets, the thicker the porridge in the pot of Datang will be. I like it." Such a capable official.'
"This is the reason why His Majesty let him do what he did in Wannian County."
"Is this difficult to understand? He follows the laws of the Tang Dynasty and takes care of the interests of the Tang Dynasty, which is my interests. In this case, why should I set a threshold for him? Letting it go is the best way, with merit , I will reward him, just promote him, and if he makes a mistake, I will punish him, just demote him.
Since his dream is to cover Chang'an with gold foil, I will give him time and a position to realize his dream. Or do you think that after Yunchu wrapped Chang'an with gold foil, Chang'an no longer belongs to me?"
After hearing the emperor's words, Wu Mei smiled sweetly and said, "No one is wiser than your Majesty."
When the emperor heard this, Long Yan was delighted, and the hand he placed on Wu Mei was about to move again.
Wu Mei knew the elegance of the song after hearing it, her eyes were as charming as silk, she covered the emperor with her plump body, bit his earlobe and asked, "Can the general fight?"
