A tour group of 17,623 people was trapped in the carnival for twelve hours. This is the effect that Yun Chu wants in Jinchangfang.
Only carnival can make people forget the long time, and only carnival can make these people who usually live frugally feel generous once in a while, because happiness is priceless. However, anyone who enters Jinchangfang, no matter how beautiful the beauties on the stage are, how enchanting the dances are, or how delightful the miscellaneous things are, unless they have come early and have already finished their meal, their The first choice is always the big canteen.
September is the most abundant time for food in the Tang Dynasty. At this time, the autumn grain has already fallen into the bag, and the food that should be stored has been stored. In addition, in the past spring and summer, Chang'an had good weather, so I am willing to spend an extra two hundred There are still many people who come to Puchangfang alone to broaden their horizons.
These people have never seen the so-called stunning beauties before. Now there are stunning beauties wearing few and thin clothes, singing, dancing, and sword dancing on the stage. Some soft-boned beauties can even rest their heads on their buttocks while dancing. Put yourself in a bucket.
There was a plump Hu Ji who could actually dance on a small table, spinning her body and jumping like a crazy lamb. But for such a plump lamb, no matter how fiercely her breasts danced, Always stood firmly on the table without falling.
Everyone can't understand watching Hu people dancing, especially those in Jinchangfang who have just escaped basic poverty. They just want to see when Hu Mei, who is wearing a big skirt with her legs exposed, falls off the table. inside, so as to expose more of the thighs.
Every time I almost fell, people would exclaim, and when I finally didn’t fall, everyone would express regret in unison.
However, this Hu Ji finally fell off as everyone wanted, but her legs were not exposed, but a greasy white patch was exposed on her chest, which dazzled everyone.
Just like that, after finally getting up, he covered his buttocks that seemed to be hurt by the fall, and told all the audience in stuttering Chinese that the reason why he fell was entirely because of the constraints of clothes. Next time, be prepared to wear less. The clothes come out and continue to dance for everyone to see.
If she falls again at that time, please cover your eyes and don't look at her embarrassment.
The woman on the swing was neatly dressed, but people soon discovered the difference. After every few swings on the swing, the beauty's body would shed her skin. As the swing went higher, there would always be a layer of skin as thin as a cicada. Wing's clothes fell from the sky.
The curious people raised their heads and stared at the enchanting dancer without blinking, for fear of missing some details. As a result, when one of the dancer's clothes fell off, the dancer's two bare arms were exposed. Just when people continued to expect that her clothes would continue to fall off, the swing slowly stopped. However, a waiter standing next to the swing secretly said to the audience in front of him: "Tomorrow, there will be no more clothes prepared by her wife." Yunchu and Di Renjie watched the two performances with great interest and felt that they were very good. It is a good program that is gorgeous but not vulgar, vulgar but not flattering.
Very good dances, such as "Plucking Wei" and "Southern Wind", did not move for a long time, but when they moved, they were still cold. It was not good to say, and even the music next to it was not good to listen to. It took a long time to start playing. Such good things are not suitable to appear on such a national carnival occasion. Really good programs are what people like to see. They just like to watch the beauty turn over and reveal her belly button, or see the small half of the jade bowl with pimples through the beauty's wide sleeves. Qiuniang obviously understands what is the spirit of mass entertainment, so today, she put a black mole the size of a soybean on the corner of her mouth.
It was strange that after she clicked on the mole, her voice became slightly hoarse, and she pointed out the shortcomings of the two beauties, Hu and Han, in a professional spirit.
"Hu Ji is too reliable, and Seventeenth Mother is too smart. Hu Ji dances the Hu Xuan dance very well. Everyone knows that today, it doesn't matter whether she dances the Hu Xuan dance well or not. The important thing is to make others willing to take the bamboo stick. Throw it into her bamboo basket.
"The Evil God"
This is a real money transaction, not just skipping one game and taking the money from another.
Hu Ji had big breasts, so it was necessary to expose some of them. Even if one of them was exposed when she fell, she stupidly covered herself up tightly and wasted a good opportunity for hundreds of people to watch. She was so angry. I'll whip her when I get back.
The Seventeenth Mother has no breasts, so she has to show her back. What kind of temptation is it to pull off her clothes piece by piece? The people watching here are not those young men in the seminary. They all pretend to be elegant, which is what ordinary people like to watch. This vulgar thing has already seduced the people here until they are thirsty. In the end, it is all done by just showing her breasts? Go back and slap her. "
The red lips kept turning, and there was a black mole trembling brightly on the side. This dead woman, just by saying a word, made Yun Chu and Di Renjie bend down and run away.
"Tsk, tsk, this is the real profession." Di Zhuangrenjie finally straightened up and sighed sincerely.
"It's a pity that Brother Wenwen is not here. If he were here, he would regret bringing his wife to Jinchangfang for fun."
Yun Chu was also very emotional. The business of brothels in the Tang Dynasty started with Guan Zhong, and it has been more than 1,300 years now. After countless generations of beauty lovers’ continuous development, it has long surpassed the distance that Yun Chu has seen. The clubhouse of the era more than 1,300 years after the Tang Dynasty. "Brother, I'm Xi'an!!!" As soon as he opened his mouth, people lost interest.
Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie and said, "Hey, I'm getting married tomorrow. It's normal to endure it. Why do you have to work so hard?" "It's better to be fair in this kind of thing. There was a letter from my hometown in Bingzhou saying that my mother was suffering from typhoid fever." , the little lady of the Wang family, who has been waiting for two months with no clothes on, and is a real good girl. She is a good girl, so I have to become a damn good man. Yun Chu nodded, seemingly pursuing fairness, which is what this guy always does. It is not surprising at all to do such a thing. Jinchangfang was overcrowded, and there were crowds of people everywhere, and there was even more cheers at the polo field. After the two hurried over, they discovered that a group of women from Jiaofangsi were there. Play polo.
Yunchu took one look at it and dragged Naha away who was standing on the sidelines and screaming hard!!!!! These dead women relied on their good equestrian skills, but none of them refused to put their butts on the saddle properly, and All of them were sticking out their butts that had become very big due to riding horses for a long time. Just look at the hoarse people watching polo in the audience and you will know that except for Naha, she is a serious polo watcher. They're all there to see other people's butts.
"I want to play polo like this in the future!" Passing by a stall selling candied haws, Naha casually pulled out three sticks from the straw bundle and gave one to each of Yun Chu and Qiu Renjie.
Yunchu stared at the candied haws for a moment, then grabbed Naha's collar, lifted her up and shouted angrily: "You came into my study again?"
While biting the red candied haws without fear, Naha said to Yun Chu: "Twenty-eighth mother, her father fell and broke his leg while working at the Guangfufang construction site, and her brother went to the Guangfufang construction site to move bricks. As a result, her brother injured his hand again and was unable to move bricks. If Sanfei doesn’t teach her how to make candied haws and sell it, what will her family eat?”
Yun Chu said angrily: "Except for your brother and me, there are all pathetic people in the world, right? I'm the only one who's not pitiable, right?"
Naha bit another candied haws and said: "You are drunk, and you are still yelling in our yard - I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will come back after all my money is gone! I am so generous because I learned from you." "Yunchu was speechless. He put Naha into Di Renjie's arms and said, "Here you go."
Di Renjie hugged Naha in surprise and laughed, "Are you telling the truth? If so, this girl will become my sister."
Naha kicked her legs and slipped out of Di Renjie's arms. She took a few steps and took Yun Chu's hand: "My brother is not short of money. He can make it back even if he is short of money." She blinked when she saw her sister's big eyes. Blinking, although what she said was the truth, Yun Chu still wanted to know who gave her the confidence to say this. When they returned to the door, the brother and sister discovered that there was a door god holding a spurge in front of their house. Yun Chu came closer. He went forward and said, "Brother who keeps the promise, why are you here to guard the door of my house if you don't want to watch the energetic singing and dancing?"
Pei Xingjian pulled a donkey face and said, "Stop talking nonsense, let's have a fight. The winner will have a gourmet party next year, and the loser will challenge the winner next year and bet on where the next gourmet party will be held." Yun Chu smiled bitterly and said, "This is unreasonable." Bar"
Pei Xingjian said that reasoning is left to the literati. You and I are both warriors on the battlefield, so why not speak with swords? Win with dignity and lose with integrity. This is what a man should do. Yun Chu carefully pushed away the spurge that was about to hit his face with his hand, and said sadly: "Brother keeping the promise, you really can't do it anymore."
We studied with Mr. Liang, and we are different from them. Both of us are Jinshis, and we belong to a new generation of powerful generals who are both civil and military. We are very different from their reckless ones. You can't always take advantage of a rude person and use it to your death. "
Pei Xingjian sneered and said, "Okay, let's be reasonable. You first tell me about stripping off Gongsun's robe with a whip in front of me." After saying that, without waiting for Yunchu's reply, he pointed at Di Renjie and said, "Wait for me." After the battle with Yun Chu, I will fight to the death with you, a shameless dog thief! "Unlike Yun Chu, who was somewhat willing to fight against Pei Xingjian's challenge, Di Renjie, who has already gained weight, would not dare to fight Pei Xingjian fiercely. This is purely seeking death. However, he also knew very well that this was the plan devised by Pei Xingjian, who did not want to give Yun Chu a reason to refuse.
Yunchu sighed and said: Even if I ask you to do it and organize it, do you know how to organize, how to arrange, how to publicize, how to distribute profits? Pei Xingjian laughed and said: "If I beat you, I will understand everything.
