Chapter 18 It’s finally a roast pig

Style: Historical Author: Jie and 2Words: 3119Update Time: 24/01/11 20:19:39
Li Zhi's eldest wife, Queen Wang, was born in the Wang family of Taiyuan and came from the same wealthy family as Di Renjie's wife.

Over the years, Li Zhi had given birth to many sons and daughters like crazy, but none of them was born to the Queen.

The Wang family and the Xiao family are both old aristocrats, so it is logical that Yu Xiuyao and Queen Wang's mother Liu became friends. Last year, Yu Xiuyao's husband, Xiao Jian, died suddenly at his home in Chang'an County. Yunchu heard from Doctor He that there was another reason for this.

"The Romance of Fairy Wood"

This Yu Xiuyao was looking for trouble and found Yu Xiurong in the blink of an eye.

However, it was considered normal. After all, Di Renjie had just gone to Li Yifu's house to be a butt, and Yun Chu had just become the butt of a group of military bosses.

It is really difficult to count on Yu Xiu, Yao Yi and other widows to light up the lintel. Therefore, it is a good deal to turn into a fart to please the queen's mother, Mrs. Liu of Wei State, and his brother Liu Shuang, who is Zuo Pu She. matter.

It was originally a good thing, but the problem was that her worthless niece Yu Xiurong didn't agree. Yunchu didn't mind being a fart because he was the head of the family.

Anyone who is the head of a family, as long as he is not in Li Zhi's position, is basically a fart.

Thinking about the yellow dog that died on the butcher's shoulder, you will know how miserable the life of the head of the family was.

You have to get enough food for your wife and dolls at home, get them a warm enough nest, and you have to risk all day long wandering around the hunting ground and under the butcher's knife. If you become a fart, you can get these. No one will care if he is a fart or not. Anyway, when he comes home, his wife and children will be satisfied if they don’t point their noses at him and call him a fart.

However, a fart also has dignity, and his dignity is - I can be a fart openly, but my wife and children cannot be a fart. For this reason, they even have extremely strict moral obsessiveness.

Yun Chu is like this now. He doesn't allow Yu Xiurong to use the good things given by the girl as someone else's butt. "How do you deal with your bastard aunt?"

"The next time she comes, I will burn the house down."

"Well, it's good, but before burning it, remember to take out all the books that the old man has accumulated over many lifetimes."

"Lang Jun, do you want to build a villa there after burning down the old house in Kaihuafang? After all, it is closer to the imperial city, and Lang Jun will not have to get up so early when attending court meetings in the future."

"Your husband is an eighth-grade official, so your husband will not be allowed to attend the meeting."

"The eighth-rank officials who are less than seventeen years old are better than the fifth-rank officials who are fifty years old. They cannot participate now. In the future, they will beg your husband to attend the court meeting." "Yes, I will invite you to the court in the future." Just claim that the illness won’t go away, hahaha…”

Mrs. Cui looked at Yun Chu and his wife, head to head, laughing evilly together, and Yun Chu's hand was already on Yu Xiurong's waist, and that hand was still climbing towards the peak at an undetectable speed.

Afraid that the thunder from the sky would stir up the earth's fire, Ms. Cui deliberately coughed and said, "Oh no, it's not good, Mr. Lang." Yun Chu looked at Ms. Cui with a look of confusion and said, "What's wrong? "

"The cafeteria slaughtered twenty cows today and was going to hold an all-cattle banquet. As a result, the government was summoned." "We killed beef cows, not farm cows. Why are they here?"

"Might want some beef."

"A bad person?"

"No, the people who came are the tax collectors from the Western Market. They said that our family didn't pay taxes when we bought and sold cattle."

Yu Xiurong said angrily: "Our cattle are exchanged for our houses. Bartering is not considered a transaction, so why do we have to pay taxes?

Mr. Lang, please take a rest. Women are responsible for such things. Cui Yinyin and I will go take a look. "

Seeing Yu Xiurong taking the maid Zijuan, Cui and a group of chubby minions to the canteen, Yun Chu looked at Naha who was practicing walking in the corridor like a ghost and said: "Even if you don't practice walking, you must still be begging for tricks." The most ingenious girl in the world.”

Naha looked at her brother indifferently and said: "After practicing walking, I still need to practice weaving, embroidery, and make you a pair of shoes. Don't pay attention to me. I'm very busy. Oh, by the way, get me some silkworms next year." When I come back, I have to raise silkworms."

Yunchu quickly nodded in agreement and decided to immediately plant some mulberry or oak trees in Jinchangfang. He didn't know whether Naha liked to raise mulberry silkworms or tussah silkworms. I don't dare to discourage this girl's enthusiasm. If she misses the good idea that she finally got up, it will probably last her life.

This season should not be a good time to plant trees, but this should not be a problem for the gardeners in Jinchangfang. They can even research three-color peonies. Planting dozens of thigh-thick mulberry trees and oak trees should not be a problem.

Plant it now, and new sprouts will appear in the spring next year, just in time for Naha to raise silkworms... People don't like to move when the weather is hot. Yun Chu lay on the recliner and watched Naha walk, and he fell asleep after watching.

When I woke up, my whole body seemed to be soaked with sweat, so I took off my long shirt and left home wearing only shorts and shorts, planning to go to Erniu's place to take a relaxing bath. Yun Chu just took off his clothes and entered the bathhouse. He immediately ran out of the bathhouse as if he was electrocuted. He hurriedly put on his shorts and started kicking Er Niu's butt.

This time, no matter how Erniu tried to dodge, he couldn't avoid the clan leader's big kick. It wasn't until he was kicked that he sat on the ground and yelled: "Stop, first explain clearly why you want to hit me, and you won't hit me too late."

Yunchu pointed at the bathhouse and yelled: "Why did you put the woman in my bathhouse?"

Er Niu's mournful face immediately became more aggrieved, as if he could cry at any time. "This is none of my business. The woman was brought here. How can I stop her?"

"Who? Pei Xingjian? Did he bring Gongsun in? Haven't they stopped interacting with each other a long time ago? Why are they still hanging out together? Why is Pei Xingjian not afraid of his wife this time? Is he so brave?" Before Er Niu could reply, he I heard Li Shen's very recognizable lazy voice coming from the bathhouse.

"What's wrong with Pei Xingjian? Come in and talk."

Yun Chu looked at the fact that he was wearing shorts, so he was no longer afraid of the woman inside. He walked into the bathhouse nervously, looked at Prince Ji who was splashing around in the pool and said, "Why are you here? Didn't you say , Didn’t Erniu serve you well?”

King Ji stood up from the water, completely ignoring the fact that he was being watched by four women. He wiped his face with a towel, a by-product of embroidery developed by Jinchangfang, and said: "It wasn't possible in the first place, no, I Brought people to serve.”

Yun Chu glanced at several beautiful women wearing only bellybands and silk pants, and found that the beauties in bikinis were not as good-looking, so he walked straight into the pool and said to Li Shen, "Why do men bring women in when taking a bath?"

Li Shen looked at the four beauties in confusion, whose clothes were soaked by the water and appeared slender, and then said to Yun Chu: "Then bring the eunuchs in to serve you next time?" Yun Chu retched and covered his strong body with water. The same laziness on his chest said: "That's better forget it, it's more eye-catching if you have a beauty."

With Yun Chu's words, the beauties immediately became lively. Without Li Shen's instructions, or maybe they had been ordered in advance, two beauties came over and kneaded Yun Chu's strong body. of.

If Yun Chu was as self-protective as Di Renjie, he would probably make a fool of himself on the spot. Unfortunately, inside this young and strong body lived a love-hungry man who only talked about partners all the time but never got married. He could tell clearly where was the entertainment venue and where was the examination room.

If the person teasing him at this time is Yu Xiurong, he will immediately transform into a wolf, the kind of wolf that likes to howl. "Master Tai said you are still a virgin!"

Li Shen looked at the calm Yun Chu curiously. Very few young people could withstand such temptation. "Shouldn't a man be called a boy? Why do you use the word virgin?"

Li Shen glanced at him sideways and said, "What the Grand Master said, do you have any objections?"

Yun Chu nodded and said: "Old Sun Shenxian is right, I must have remembered it wrong." The courage to admit mistakes is one of Yun Chu's few advantages, especially in front of Sun Shenxian.

"My brother, the emperor, has worked hard for many years, but the queen is still childless. He wanted the master to check the queen's pulse, but the queen would rather die. Since then, the brother has never touched the queen again.

What do you think about this? "

Yun Chu looked at King Ji in confusion and said, "Is this a topic that I can participate in? Why don't we talk about Pei Xingjian and Aunt Gongsun? I'm very familiar with this matter."

Li Shen sighed and said: "A long banquet was held in the courtyard of the Eighth Grade Palace. Six dukes, twelve marquises, seventeen earls, and twenty-four viscounts came... The baron is probably like the one you used to have. The words he said - Dogs are not allowed to enter... This kind of scene has only happened to me when I was crowned king. Since then, such a big scene has never been seen in a private residence. So. Well, my imperial brother wants to dethrone the queen, so naturally he has to ask you, a little eighth-grade official with a wide network of friends.

Ask those dukes, marquises, earls, and viscounts directly. If the answer is not what they want, I'm afraid there will be no room for change. "

Yun Chu looked at Li Shen's bright eyes and sighed: "I really don't know why so many big shots suddenly came to my house that day.

To be honest, I don’t like to have anything to do with big people. I have my ambitions and things I want to do, and I don’t want to suffer some unforeseen disasters because of my relationship with big people. Because what I want to do will take a long, long time to achieve, and I don’t want to give up halfway. "

After listening to Yun Chu's words, Li Shen chased away those beautiful beauties and leaned towards Yun Chu curiously: "Do you really want to cover the entire Chang'an City with a layer of gold foil?"

Yun Chu looked regretfully at the four beautiful beauties leaving the pool, each with their own beauty. It was extremely difficult to let go... Li Shen roughly broke off Yun Chu's head and pointed at him, yelling: "I'll give it to you if you want it. Talk to me first." .”

Yun Chu stepped aside and said, "I'm going to get married soon. Wouldn't it be harmful to me to give me a beautiful woman at this time?"

Li Shen continued to lean towards Yun Chu and said mysteriously: "Others' ambitions are either to be princes for eternity or to be rich for eternity. Why is your ambition to affix Chang'an with gold foil?"

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