The flowers have faded to red, green and small apricots.
When the swallows fly, the green water surrounds the house. There are few willow trees blowing on the branches, and there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world.
There are swings in the wall, roads outside the wall, pedestrians outside the wall, and the beauty in the wall laughs. The laughter gradually disappears and becomes quieter, and the sentimental people are annoyed by the ruthlessness.
When Su Shi wrote this poem, the woman would not let him see him, and she wanted to win his heart, so she would swing on the wall. The most terrible thing was that the swing did not go up high, leaving only laughter. , let Su Shi think for himself.
However, this is not the point. The point is that Su Shi was a famous fat man. He could not climb other people's high walls. The way the fat man climbed the wall was ugly. His left side was twisted and his right side was arched. His waist was weak and his buttocks were too heavy and he could not climb. Go up.
Yun Chu doesn't have such worries. He is very satisfied with his current body. He can run a few steps on the wall, then stretch his hand to reach the top of the wall. He can stretch his arms and lift his body up the high wall. This process Just a few seconds.
Of course, he can also use his whip to wrap around high things, and then pull the whip to send himself up the high wall. The most convenient thing is to have the help of a bay red horse. He can step on the horse's back and easily climb the high wall. In short, Yun Chu has a hundred ways to climb the wall.
However, seeing the old monkey climbing the wall, Yun Chu was speechless, because to the old monkey, the high wall was like flat ground.
Moreover, after the old monkey climbed over the high wall of the Yun family, he would go directly to Naha's boudoir. Yun Chu had said this many times, but the old monkey still refused to change despite repeated admonitions. He liked to play chess with Naha.
This excuse is really bad, but Yunchu couldn't bear to expose it. Only when he is with Naha, the old monkey seems to be a living monkey. On weekdays, he is just a dead monkey. I really don't know the old monkey Why come to Chang'an? This is not a place that can make him happy.
The Western Region is his world, where he can play with those city lords, those kings, and those khans, and even change the fate of a city-state or a tribe.
This was impossible to do in the Tang Dynasty. The people here were too stable and liked peaceful days too much. They hated the turmoil that people in the Western Regions liked. He was like an old monkey stuck in a swamp, unable to move or struggle. He could only Waiting helplessly for death. That's why Xuanzang said that he had thrown himself into a trap.
The Western Regions originally did not have hand-cooked food, but since Yunchu came into being, the Western Regions have had hand-cooked food.
There is no hand-made rice in Chang'an. Only after the old monkey got onions and yellow radishes can we have large pieces of mutton hand-made rice.
In the early morning, Yun Chu killed a sheep with his own hands. It was a sheep with a pair of big watery eyes. Its black eye sockets were beautiful, and its fur was neatly groomed by the shepherd. Even if it was taken care of by Yun Chu, When pressed down for the first time, the sheep still did not struggle or even cry out.
It wasn't until Yun Chu stabbed a knife more than a foot long into its heart that it stretched out its pink tongue and tried to scream. Unfortunately, there was no sound. Cui took one look and ran away. Only Naha was jumping there. She asked her brother to leave her four complete "Gala Khan"
Yun Chu chopped off the sheep's head with a sharp ax. At this time, the tears in his big watery eyes had dried up. After the head rolled on the ground twice, it was stained with a thin layer of dust.
The sheepskin was peeled very completely. Fei Shi planned to use this sheepskin to make a small mattress, so he used a few bamboo sticks to prop up the sheepskin and put it in a cool place to dry. When a large bunch of sheep internal organs rolled out of the sheep's body cavity, most of it was filled. The basket was taken away by Fei Jiu, who placed a small stove in the porterhouse so that he could cook haggis soup while watching the door.
Yun Chu carefully cut open the leg joints of the sheep and got out four white "Gala Khan" for Naha to play with. After Naha got the "Gala Khan", she asked San Fei to boil her treasure in boiling water. -Remove the bad smell
After cooking, you also need to apply fragrant osmanthus oil. Once the bones are shiny, it will be a fun toy for girls.
Yun Chu chopped the whole lamb into fist-sized pieces and put it on a sieve to dry to let the moisture of the lamb dissipate. This way, when the lamb is stir-fried, the oil will not splash out and the meat will become softer. Tight and chewy. There are many guests coming to eat today.
There are Pei Xingjian and Gongsun, He Yizheng and Sun Hucao from Wannian County, and Di Renjie, whom I haven't seen for a long time.
The old monkey is not a guest, and he never thinks of himself as a guest. At least half of the family's money is related to him. He always thinks that he should be the master. What's more, Yun Chu also asked him for a good little horse. Mare
A little mare from Khotan can be obtained in one meal, not to mention the onions and yellow radishes used to make the meal. However, he still agreed and after chatting with Yu Xiurong. After the battle, he had to admit that this woman was Yun Chu's perfect match. "My poor Naha, how could I become a family member with someone like you? Whoever deals with your family will lose their life." When the monkey said this, he squatted on the hitching post. From a distance, it really looked like a monkey.
Yun Chu used his hands hard to break open a bright yellow pear and gave half of it to the old monkey. Gongsun brought this thing. It is so rare to be able to eat juicy pears in April.
The old monkey took a bite of the pear and said, "I want to live a few more years and prepare to see with my own eyes how many more children you and that woman can have." Then don't run to Changlefang all day long, and use the few you have. All the energy is dedicated to the singer, it’s not cost-effective.”
"There is nothing inappropriate. When you look away one day, you will be able to notice the cuteness of those singers. They are good women who pursue a better life. Why do you look down on them?
"I'm not looking down on you, I'm looking down on you. You could have been a king in the Western Regions, but ended up being a monkey in Chang'an. Isn't it a loss?
The old monkey shook his head and said, "It's okay. As long as I can see Xuan Lei and hear his voice, I'll be fine. "You must be sick."
“If a disease can make you happy, do you treat it or not?
Yun Chu raised his head and recalled the dancing woman who was sent to the mental hospital by his own hands. He felt that what the old monkey said was right. Instead of waking up and accepting the bad news of the death of her husband and daughter, it was better to immerse herself in the world of dance and stay in the mental hospital forever. Dance forever until death comes
9
Seeing the sun rising, Yun Chu spit out the licorice residue in his mouth. After washing his hands, he came to a large iron pot in the yard. After Fei Ba lit the firewood, he poured into the large pot with a diameter of more than one meter. Flax oil.
The iron pot was cast by the blacksmith of Jinchangfang. The craftsmanship is very good. It has a thick bottom and thin walls. It is black and shiny. It can make the sound of a dragon roaring when struck. When the black sesame oil starts to boil in the iron pot, Fei Ba and Yun Chu clean it. The good mutton was poured into the big iron pot and stir-fried. Di Renjie was the first to arrive. Seeing Yun Chu busy at the side of the big iron pot, he came over and took a look and said, "He's using the skills of a chef again." Yun Chu said angrily: "Big The reason why Tang Dynasty doesn't have any high-end delicious food is entirely due to you! Di Renjie said doubtfully, "It's none of my business."
Yun Chu said, "It's because smart people like you refused to study the dishes carefully and all went to become officials, that's why the food of the Tang Dynasty has not improved for countless years."
Think about it, if everyone was good at cooking, how many delicacies would make people dream of in the Tang Dynasty, and there wouldn’t be so many stupid officials in the world who eat nothing!
They are obviously good cooks, but they are all going to be officials. Will they do well?
"These words deeply touched my heart!" Pei Xingjian's voice came from the courtyard. Then, he saw Pei Xingjian, Gongsun and the thieves turning around from the flower hall. They thought Di Renjie would run away, but unexpectedly, he stood there with a smile on his face. Next to Yun Chu, Yun Chu was waiting for him to introduce new friends. With this strong psychological quality, he deserved to be the elder of the pavilion. "Di Renjie, the head of Liquanfang, a student of the Imperial College
"Pei Xingjian, General Pei, Gongsun, Gongsun's wife who is the best in the world in sword dancing"
Hearing this, Di Renjie stepped over, first cupped his hands towards Pei Xingjian and said: "I have seen General Pei in Feng'anfang, and his heroic appearance of conquering the rebels alone is still unforgettable.
After finishing speaking, he cupped his hands towards Gongsun and said, "As the saying goes in the early days of Yun Dynasty, there was a beautiful lady called Gongsun in the past. When she danced her sword, she moved all directions. Today, I won't be fooled..." Pei Xingjian laughed and said, "Brother Di took the lead in Feng'anfang." "The dog-killing officer" was also in the ears of a certain family. The two met and talked happily. Only Gongsun asked doubtfully: "Have we met before?" Di Renjie caressed the mustache on his lips and said, "I am eager to see you."
At this time, except for the black spots, Di Renjie, who can be considered handsome and handsome, is far different from the image of the dog thief that night when he saw people naked. In addition, as time has passed, Gongsun really cannot remember the appearance of the dog thief.
Yunchu was busy frying mutton. Pei Xingjian and Di Renjie had a pleasant conversation. Gongsun went to find Yu Xiurong and Naha. For a while, everything was fine. Pei Xingjian liked young talents the most, and Di Renjie was not a fool, no matter how it was about the art of war. , whether it was current affairs, arithmetic, or the sun, moon and stars, Di Renjie could answer questions fluently and with profound insights. The two of them came to the flower hall unknowingly and started fighting on the chess topic created by Yun Chu. He Yizheng He came at just the right time and brought a pack of white sugar candies and some medicinal materials to Yunchu. Seeing Yun Chu taking the white sugar sugar and pouring it into the oil pan, Doctor He said hurriedly, "This is not how you eat it."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "Don't worry, I'm better at being a cook than a doctor. Today, He Yizheng will try a certain family's teeth-changing method, and He Yizheng."
"Oh, the official document has arrived."
"I just came down yesterday. Ancestor's words are more effective than anything else. The higher-ups asked who can fill the vacancy in a certain family, and they have already reported you. Since you have been praised by ancestors, what was originally impossible has become a success. It’s a definite good thing. “So, we are all happy, we are all happy. "Keep your voice down and don't make any noise. Only when the paperwork is written can it be done accurately." The two of them looked at each other and laughed, all without saying a word.
Sun Hu Cao didn't know when he came. After seeing Pei Xingjian and Doctor He, he wanted to leave immediately. After thinking for a while, he slid along the wall and moved in.
