I traveled through time, and also picked up a 'little bottle' that can accumulate spiritual fluid and be used to promote the birth of spiritual grass. snort.
A standard mortal flow start...isn't this going to take off? I raised the corners of my mouth slightly and started practicing.
-I sit cross-legged and that is the exercise. I took a deep breath, absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. I don't look like a human being, that is a vision that occurs after becoming an immortal and attaining the Tao.
I was mumbling, and there were whispers in my ears, which were communicating with all things in the world. People in the village said I was crazy.
Let them be! Anyway, I'm probably going to become an immortal...