"Detect Professor McGonagall in the form of a tabby cat. Forcefully masturbate for thirty seconds. Reward: Transfiguration talent!"
"Detected a disabled Voldemort, helped install the nose, reward: Parseltongue talent!"
"A domestic phoenix, Fox, was detected. Taming is completed. Reward: Phoenix Nirvana!" Looking at the heaven-defying tasks issued by the system, Rolf Scamander fell into silence... He really didn't want to be expelled from Hogwarts. ah
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