It’s over!
It’s over!
Li Hongbi looked up subconsciously.
On the general stage, the Dog Emperor and the generals were glaring at him.
Damn it, did the ancients have such good hearing, or was it because I was too loud just now?
Li Hongbi wanted to lower his head and pretend to be an ostrich to get through, but he saw Zhu Di waving to him.
With no other way, Li Hongbi had no choice but to walk over and get on the general stage.
"What were you talking about just now?"
Before Li Hongbi could speak, Zhu Di asked with a gloomy look.
The other generals also looked at Li Hongbi with evil eyes, as if they wanted to eat him alive.
On such a solemn occasion, His Majesty the Emperor is in high spirits. How dare you say those words?
It's like His Majesty the Emperor saw a stunningly beautiful woman with her pants half off, and you told her she was a boy...
Hey, why are you even more excited?
Li Jinglong hurriedly knelt on the ground and began to apologize in horror.
"Your Majesty, the dog is innocent, please forgive me, your Majesty, please forgive me!"
If his son gets into trouble, his father will obey him!
Seeing this situation, Li Hongbi sighed in his heart.
It was impossible for him to watch helplessly as cheap daddy Li Jinglong was implicated because of his own fault.
"Um... Your Majesty, what's the point of ordering troops this time?"
As soon as these words came out, Zhu Di and the generals almost laughed out of anger.
Zhu Neng stood behind Li Hongbi and explained quickly in a low voice.
After hearing this, Li Hongbi understood and had an understanding of today's military deployment.
The so-called "emperor's order of troops" is actually a comprehensive military exercise.
Nominally speaking, it is the military performance of the troops in the suburbs of Beijing in front of the emperor, including battle formations, examinations of offensive and defensive abilities, cooperation of infantry and cavalry, and of course, including the display of personal abilities such as military force, riding, and shooting.
Generally speaking, the emperor does not order troops very often. Most of them are used to boost morale and motivate soldiers before launching a war. Therefore, the emperor's ordering of troops is more of a ritual.
This time the Mongolian ghost Lichi Khan migrated eastward, and it was about to enter autumn. It was the time when the Mongolian barbarians had lush grass and fat horses, so they were very likely to go south to plunder and invade the Ming Dynasty to raise winter supplies for their tribes.
The Dog Emperor held the emperor's order of troops at this moment, which was also a political test, expressing his intention to send troops to fight head-on!
As for whether the civil and military councils of the Manchu Dynasty would agree, that is another matter.
"Is there anything else you want to say?"
"I will give you a chance to explain, otherwise I will punish you!"
Zhu Di said coldly.
He was really a little angry, or a little disappointed.
In such a serious situation, Li Hongbi insisted on showing off his wits. How daring!
Li Jinglong tugged on his son's sleeves and winked at Li Hongbi crazily, trying to make him kneel down to apologize.
However, Li Hongbi didn't take it seriously and spoke calmly.
"Your Majesty, I think this kind of martial arts performance... is too ineffective."
"It is far from achieving the purpose of boosting morale and motivating soldiers!"
Zhu Di's face was as dark as water and he didn't speak.
On the side, the bachelor Xie Jin couldn't bear it.
"Young boy with a yellow mouth, you don't know the heights of the world, but you are talking nonsense here!"
"This is a major military and state matter. You are a dandy and have never known soldiers. How qualified are you to comment on it?"
I have to admit that Xie Jin seized this opportunity very cleverly.
Because today's military parade is a major event hosted by the noble military ministers!
If Li Hongbi was disturbed, it is conceivable that His Majesty the Emperor would be furious.
That's why Jie Jin deliberately reprimanded Li Hongbi, but in fact he was criticizing Sang and Huai. The real people he scolded were only those noble military officials.
It didn't matter if Jie Jin didn't speak, but his opening instantly stirred up a hornet's nest.
Originally, the Jin gentry of the former dynasty did not deal with each other, and the two sides often fought in the court.
As a result, Jie Jin's scolding directly triggered the conflict between civil and military officials.
You know, where is this place?
This is the western suburbs military camp!
This is the territory of their noble warriors!
Why do you, a pedantic scholar, bark like a dog here?
Besides, no matter what Li Hongbi is, he is still a descendant of Xunchen.
You are on our territory and you are bullying us. Who the hell will give you the courage to relieve yourself?
Qiu Fu immediately shouted: "Xie Jin, your Majesty hasn't spoken yet, what are you barking at?"
"What? Why did you, Xie Jin, become a great scholar, so that even His Majesty the Emperor doesn't take it seriously?"
It is difficult for the big brother to take charge, so naturally the other generals will not be idle.
"It's so funny! The children of my distinguished ministers don't know how to fight. Do you think you know how to fight as a great scholar?"
"What kind of official position is a Grand Bachelor? If you cut it off with a knife, will it grow back?"
"Hahaha... I'm afraid that before I even draw my sword, people will already kneel down and beg for mercy!"
Although Wufu is not good at arguing, he has been a courtier for so long, so when it comes to the ability to curse, they are still not lacking!
Compared with the civil servants and gentry who are good at speaking out, the noble and military ministers are also bad at speaking out.
It's just that the curse words are different.
One after another, the generals spoke sarcastically towards Xie Jin, scolding the Wenyuan Pavilion Grand Scholar until his face turned red and his body trembled with anger.
"That's enough!" Zhu Di shouted coldly when he saw this, "Shut up, everyone!"
His Majesty the Emperor spoke, and everyone immediately became honest.
A civil and military battle that was about to break out suddenly disappeared.
It's just that Li Hongbi felt that he still had some unfinished ideas, because he had not yet seen Duke Qi show off his power and use his fists against someone who wanted to die!
Zhu Di waved to Li Hongbi. The latter stepped forward for no apparent reason, but his ear was directly grabbed by Zhu Di.
"Okay, you bastard, you are getting bolder and bolder!"
"If you don't tell me that you are ugly today, I will skin you!"
In pain, Li Hongbi repeatedly begged for mercy and hurriedly explained: "Your Majesty, I just feel that although personal bravery is important, it is far less than the overall combat power of the army, so this exercise is not so interesting!"
"Your Majesty, please give me an hour. I will go down and prepare. I will give your Majesty a big treasure!"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Di suddenly became interested.
An hour is neither too much nor too little.
Anyway, the time for the soldiers to perform martial arts was only about an hour.
You can watch the army's martial arts exercise first, and then it's not too late to deal with this bastard!
As for the "big baby" in Li Hongbi's mouth, Zhu Di also had a hint of hope.
Although this guy has a wild temper, he does have some crooked talents, otherwise I wouldn't have allowed him to fool around again and again.
If you have it, it's best. If you don't, it's a no-brainer.
No matter what, Zhu Di is the winner.
When he thought of this, Zhu Di's expression softened slightly.
"good!"
"I'll give you just one hour!"
"If after an hour, what you bring out does not satisfy me..."
"Li Hongbi, just wait and get slapped with your father!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Di kicked Li Hongbi directly.
The latter rubbed his butt dissatisfiedly, and walked down the stage dejectedly under Zhu Di's glare.
Qiu Fu walked down closely and pulled Li Hongbi angrily.
"You kid, why are you so stupid all of a sudden?"
"If you fail to satisfy His Majesty this time, it will not only be embarrassing for you and your son, but also for all the noble military officials!"
Xie Jin's previous attack had already elevated the matter to the level of a civil-military struggle.
If Li Hongbi cannot satisfy His Majesty the Emperor after a while, then the face of their noble military ministers will be completely lost.
Hearing this, Li Hongbi smiled bitterly and shook his head.
How did he know that he would cause such a big trouble with just one word!
However, Li Hongbi already had an idea in his mind, so he didn't panic at all.
"Don't worry, brother, as long as you fully cooperate with me, there will definitely be no problem!"
"Let's give those civil servants and gentry a hard blow today, and keep them safe so that when they see my brother in the future, they will take a detour!"
When Qiu Fu heard this, he slapped him on the back of the head angrily.
"You bastard, you're really not big or small!"
"Whatever you want to do, just ask!"
Qiu Fu has no choice now.
After all, the emperor's order of troops this time is a major event planned by the military!
It was supposed to go smoothly, showing His Majesty the Emperor's martial spirit, and they, the noble military ministers, were also proud and proud.
As a result, there were mistakes in the ordering ceremony because of that bastard Li Hongbi.
What's more, Li Hongbi also made nonsense in front of civil and military officials, saying that this military parade had no effect.
If you can't find a way to regain the victory, then this time the noble military minister will be embarrassed!
Li Hongbi stepped forward and told what he wanted.
"What?"
"This is absolutely not okay!"
After hearing this, Qiu Fu's expression changed drastically and he shook his head like a rattle.
"Brother, you have to do it if you can't, otherwise we, the noble military ministers, will really not be able to hold our heads high in front of those civil servants and gentry in the future!"
Li Hongbi innocently spread his hands, and Qiu Fu became furious!
Qiu Fu had no choice but to grit his teeth and nodded.
"You bastard!"
"I will bet with you once!"
"Come here, hurry up and get ready..."
Seeing that his goal was achieved, Li Hongbi gave Qiu Fu a thumbs up.
"Brother is wise!"
"Fuck you, don't call me brother!"
"I'm old enough to be your grandfather. I'm just a generation younger than that good-for-nothing Li Jinglong. Who's disgusting?"
Li Jinglong: "???"
