[Easy] + [Funny] + [Funny] + [The following is wrong] + [Reverse Tiangang]
The mansion of Duke Cao of the Ming Dynasty.
"Young Master, what is it like to travel through time and become the son of Li Jinglong, the Ming God of War?"
Li Hongbi: "I tell you responsibly that the experience was not very good at first. Fortunately, a loving father emerges from under the stick. The biggest advantage of Li Jinglong is that he is obedient. If you beat him until he screams..."
The Yongle Palace of the Ming Dynasty.
Zhu Di: "I want to build a new capital, I want to build imperial mausoleums, I want to dredge the Grand Canal, I want to compile the Yongle Grand Ceremony, I want Zheng He to sail to the West, and I want to send troops to the northern expedition to the Mongolian Yuan Dynasty..."
Prince Zhu Gaochi: "Don't think about it, I have no money!"
Xia Yuanji, Secretary of the Ministry of Household Affairs: "Your Majesty must not resort to military violence. You are so happy for your success!"
Fortunately, the fawning minister Li Hongbi said: "Your Majesty, open your legs... pattern. I have a map of the world, which can help your Majesty become an emperor through the ages..."
Everyone: "Hey! This damn sycophant!"
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