Li Yang saw a post on a famous low-IQ forum.
"I'm going to be reborn soon, but I can only bring one thing. Please help me figure out what I should bring." A. Jay Chou's new song 14 years later (my goddess is a fan of Jay Chou) B. A brand new computer Fruit 6S (I want my goddess to be the first person to use the latest Fruit mobile phone) C, the answer to the 2014 National College Entrance Examination (let my goddess get admitted to the university of her choice) directly broke Li Yang’s guard when he was looking in the mirror .
"The eighteenth generation of your ancestors worked in the underworld for hundreds of years before they got you a ticket to be reborn, and asked you to go back and work as a dog licker?"
"Fuck! What a shame! If I encounter a piece of shit like you, I will suffer eight lifetimes of bad luck. Don't let me touch you in reality. I will beat you every time I see you! Are you reborn? You are reborn! You are the ticket to rebirth too. match?"
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