As soon as he finished speaking, he stepped lightly, and he actually obeyed and came down by himself, "Little brother, you are so kind and I am still hungry. Where do you live?"
Holding back his vomiting, Cui Buqun gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go ahead..." He now finally knew the purpose of the rice soup the little master applied to him.
Woohoo... I can actually see ghosts. Master is so scary!
Secretly holding down his soul that was about to escape, Cui Buqun stepped forward and led the way in a vain manner.
"Little brother, you are so kind. None of them talked to me." Before Cui Buqun could take a breath, the dirty thing ran up to him again.
Resisting the urge to kick him again, Cui Buqun said with a smile: "Maybe the sound of sending evil spirits was too loud... I didn't hear it."
This guy randomly chooses the next life in the village like fishing. He is so...so...s*** talented!
When he was about to reach the place, Cui Buqun caught a glimpse of a dancing oil lamp in front of the courtyard gate, with a little man standing under the lamp.
As soon as he saw Wuyou, Cui Buqun could no longer control the fear in his heart. "Master, save me! There is a ghost! There is a ghost!" He ran fast, and the "little girl" behind him did not escape. He jumped curiously and followed him.
"Little brother, is this your sister? She is so pretty."
"Master, he, he, he..."
Before Cui Buqun could finish "him", Wuyou gave him a thumbs up, "Okay, I actually brought the rice dumplings, so I will mark him as a credit."
"Huh? He...he's a meat dumpling?" My mother! Meat dumplings are actually the name of this product. Cui Buqun secretly made up his mind that he would never eat meat rice dumplings again in his life.
"Little brother, what are you talking about? What are meat dumplings?"
Cui Buqun hid behind Wuyou and said nothing. Wuyou folded his arms and looked at the scheming guy in front of him, and said coldly: "Why don't you give that little girl's skin back, you idiot."
"You...hahaha...you can indeed see me, you are so unfortunate." The "little girl" reached out and pulled the skin bag covering her body, stood up, and then Cui Buqun discovered this "meat bag" "Zong" was actually taller than him.
"Buqun, he leaves it to you."
"Ah? Master, I..." Before he could react, the "Rou Zong" screamed and rushed toward his face.
Cui Buqun blocked it with his sword and asked Wuyou for help, "Master, I don't know how! Please teach me!"
"What are you teaching? If you can see him, it proves that you can beat him to death!"
After hearing Wuyou's words, Cui Buqun suddenly felt like a god assisting him. His sword was no longer just for defense, but for offense.
"Try harder, haven't you eaten?"
"Just stab him! He's not human..."
"Hey! Come on him! Hit him with your fists!"
"Hey, don't slap me in the face, it's so dirty, don't you find it disgusting!"
After having a cup of tea, Wuyou glanced at Cui Buqun who was still struggling with the "meat dumplings" and said, "Okay, okay, step back."
As soon as Cui Buqun retreated, the "meat dumpling" immediately rushed towards Wuyou.
Cui Buqun exclaimed, "Master, be careful!"
It was only the next moment that he truly saw the cruelty of this young mistress, when she threw the "meat dumpling" onto the stone pier in front of the door with one hand.
A shrill scream went straight up and cut through the night sky.
She stepped on the head of "Rou Zong", grabbed his limbs, folded them, inserted them, tied them in knots, and twisted them to death.
When Cui Buqun came to his senses, the "meat dumpling" had turned into a "meat ball."
"Tell me, who brought you back?" Wuyou clapped his little hands and stepped on "Meatball"'s face and asked.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.. He is the man from the first family at the east entrance of the village. Please forgive me!"
"Spare your life? You were regarded as a Yin corpse even after you were buried alive. You should report it to the ghost police after you entered the graveyard. What about you? You sucked people's yangshou, ate their brains, and then enjoyed the incense of the human race. You are really a grand spectacle. Do you know that even None of the ghost officials in Fengdu are treated like this!" Wuyou shouted sharply, which made the "meatball" tremble uncontrollably.
"Yes...it was that person who dug me out
Come, he... He said that his ancestors were Taoist priests. He made a fortune for me and said that I could choose ten people in the world to eat. He said that it was given to me by the King of Hell for wishing me a good life, so I can eat whatever I want. "
"He said, just believe it, you have no brain!" Wuyou's eyes flickered, and he sneered angrily.
"Woo... my little brain is empty..." Wuyou took a look and saw that there was indeed a big hole in the back of his head, which was shriveled up and filled with rage...
"Go ahead and lead the way!"
The "meatball" had no choice but to roll towards the east entrance of the village with its face on the ground.
At this time, Bai Hu also walked out of the courtyard, followed by Wuyou on the camel.
"You took the first step and blocked me."
"yes!"
My ancestors! The young master is so powerful, master, are you sure it is not unnecessary to have him by your side?
Thinking about it, he couldn't stop his movement, raised his sword and flew across the sky.
As soon as he arrived, Cui Buqun saw a Taoist priest in yellow robes and villagers sending evil spirits away. .z.br>
"Is it you? How did you come out?" As soon as he saw him, the village chief Li Pu came over with an embarrassed expression.
"Uncle Li, I'm afraid you have all been deceived." As soon as Cui Buqun finished speaking, his sword pointed at the "Taoist" who was trying to escape.
"What are you doing! You can't destroy the ritual of sending evil spirits away! Do you want to kill our whole village!" The Taoist priest said immediately when he saw that he couldn't leave.
"Hey, I didn't know that Taoists who catch ghosts have such shameless villains like you." At this time, Wuyou walked in from outside the courtyard sitting on a white tiger. Some villagers were frightened when they saw the majestic and domineering tiger beast. He retreated directly under the eaves.
Wuyou looked the Taoist priest up and down, and then Youyou said, "How many taels of silver did you spend on this Taoist robe?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" The Taoist priest's expression changed upon hearing this, and he hurriedly shouted.
"This... this little friend, I kindly let you brothers and sisters stay overnight, but you can't repay me with kindness!" Li Pu said immediately when he saw that Wuyou's words were not pleasant to listen to.
"Uncle Li, he is really a liar, believe me."
"Get in here yet!" Wuyou shouted angrily, and everyone saw a big "meatball" jumping in from outside the yard.
"It's him! It's him!"
When the Taoist priest saw that the corpse he enshrined actually recognized him, he was stunned for a moment and immediately pretended to be nonchalant.
"Do I know you? Where did you find such an ugly thing, little girl?"
"you!"
Cui Buqun was about to open his mouth to yell, but was stopped by Wuyou's look.
"Let's not talk about him first. The ceremony of sending away evil spirits cannot stop from the beginning to the end, and no one can intrude. You didn't follow the team from the beginning. How can you send away the evil spirits? How can you destroy the evil spirits without anyone acting as the master of ghost hunting Zhong Kui? Without the Four Great Dharma Kings, how can we shake things up?"
Cui Buqun frowned as he listened. It turned out that a "sending evil spirit" has so much knowledge.
