"How could it be? Not too much, not too much. If the remaining things were not taken away by the eldest sister, I would not treat Que'er badly. You must accept it." She had to remind the little prodigal at all times not to forget. , if you want to live a good life, Cui Simei must die!
"Miss, you are so kind to Que'er. Don't worry, Miss. If Que'er becomes the master's concubine, Cui Simei will not let Cui Simei succeed. I will return all the good things to Miss. , in Queer's heart, you are the eldest lady of the Cui family."
When Cui Siran heard this, he said excitedly: "Then let's rely on Que'er. Let's go and choose some beautiful clothes."
"Quer likes the green bamboo one and the one the young lady wore when the prince came last time."
"Really? It turns out that Que'er is so discerning, that's great, let's go." After Cui Siran finished speaking, he walked in front, the smile in his eyes disappeared instantly, and was replaced by fierceness.
It turns out that this dead girl has evil intentions. Cui Siran has even thought about how Que'er will die.
In Fengdu in the fourth dimension, Wuyou slept until midnight and led the snow mastiff straight to the underworld.
"I just ate so much of my meat at night, and now I'm walking slower than an ant. Can I do it? If not, go back!" Wuyou sat on the back of the snow mastiff and muttered dissatisfied.
"You evil... woman, you said it was night, but now it is midnight. I have no strength and can't walk." As soon as it finished speaking, it collapsed on the ground.
A ghost in the distance almost fainted when he saw the Emperor's horse. He quickly flew over and said, "My queen, why don't I hump you? Where are you going?"
"Hummel me? No need, you lead the way, I'm going to the underworld to meet a scumbag."
"But... the queen's mount..."
"It's okay, you go first."
Gui Cha did not dare to say nonsense and had to leave first, but he was afraid that he could not control the speed, so he often looked back.
I saw my empress jumping down from her mount and walking forward, but she stopped again after only a few steps.
Just when he thought Wuyou was calling him to hump, her body turned back like a bolt of lightning, accompanied by a loud noise!
The Snow Mastiff was smashed into the bluestone pit by her empty fist, about two meters deep, and there were cracks on the ground for a hundred miles.
"You traitor! Get up and get to work!"
The next second, the Snow Mastiff unexpectedly jumped out of the pit in high spirits.
看得鬼差一脸懵,敢情娘娘的坐骑喜欢被揍!
Wuyou lay lazily on his back, and did not forget to warn him: "If you make an ugly appearance like half-dead to me in the future, I will throw you back to the North Country to fend for yourself."
"Yeah-" The snow mastiff imitated the cute cry of a dragon cub and responded.
After about a cup of tea, he said, "Mother, the underworld has arrived. The kid is not high enough, so I have to send you here."
"Well, go ahead, go ahead!" Wuyou waved his hand to let him go.
"How majestic!" She couldn't help but sigh as she looked at the towering building with the closed door. She patted the snow mastiff and jumped down.
Snapped!
He kicked the door open, silver thorns appeared in his hands, and he walked in with a swagger.
"Hahaha... Let's drink wedding wine, hahaha..."
"It's your turn! It's your turn, hurry up!"
Noisy movement buzzed in Wuyou's ears...
"! Noisier than a gambling house!" Wuyou strolled towards the brightest hall. Outside the hall lay two drunken men. It was obvious from a glance that they had been drinking for more than a while.
It's just midnight and it's already "drunk life and dreaming" here.
"Who is it! Get out of here, this is not the place you brat should be." At this time, a military general walked out of the hall. He was wearing armor and smelled of alcohol.
In addition to the emperors and empresses of the past dynasties, there are also the founding heroes of the country who were shrouded in horse leather and the elegant state masters who wrote down the world.
"I just found out today that the peace the general enjoys is because he can get drunk today if he has wine." After Wuyou finished speaking, he strode in.
The ghost general who was "scolded" was left alone, following closely behind him with stern eyes.
The hall was in disarray, with broken tables and chairs strewn everywhere.
Kick the wine jar.
The croaking sound did not stop or slow down with the arrival of Wuyou.
The garbage all over the ground made Wuyou mistakenly think that he had arrived at a beggar's den.
"Snow Mastiff, Snow Mastiff..." Wuyou looked down and saw that the Snow Mastiff beside him had slipped to the entrance of the hall at some point, and its huge head was squeezing in.
Thinking of Bao Ri Bao Yue, who also had a mysophobia, Wuyou couldn't help complaining: "nnd, everyone feels dirty, and so do I..."
Looking at the pair of red beads that were specially worn on her feet, except for the shark beads, the upper surface of the shoes was covered with wine stains and dust, and Wuyou suddenly became angry.
He looked up and saw that the ghost general had only one head stretched out, and anger rushed out of his chest in an instant.
brush---
Snapped!
The long silver thorn whip wrapped around the legs of the gaming table, flipped through the air several times and suddenly fell to the ground.
On the spot, four!
A group of gamblers stared at Wuyou fiercely like hungry wolves. Sensing their hostility, the Snow Mastiff rushed over immediately, not caring about being dirty, and stood in front of Wuyou majestically.
"Get away! It's affecting my performance!" Wuyou's eyes flashed sternly, and he kicked the snow mastiff on the butt.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch..." the snow mastiff croaked and retreated in despair.
"Who are you!"
"No matter how big or small, get out of here!"
"Looking at this face, it looks like he died not long ago..."
"Yo yo yo! Where did this little girl come from? She looks good. How did she die?"
"You're the one who died! You old witch! Letting you live here for your old age is not fertilizer. You're all so fat that your brains are full of fat and the ground is muddy. It's so disgusting that you're opening the door to nausea. It's so disgusting!"
Wuyou was dressed in a gorgeous red dress, with her hands on her hips and her feet on a broken chair, shouting curses. She held a long silver-thorn whip in her hand, and she was as domineering as she wanted!
For a moment, everyone was speechless after being scolded, so let's forget it! How can it be!
After Wuyou briefly took a breath, he scored twice again: "Everyone looks like a human or a dog. Look at the garbage on the ground. If you use your ghost power, it won't be like this here. What? Your butt can't occupy the hole. Just pull it up in your crotch, right?"
A group of graceful and elegant female ghosts were all so aroused by Wuyou's vulgar words that they looked embarrassed.
"A girl's words are so unpleasant to listen to. I don't know whose son is going to be in bad luck."
"That's right, it's so insulting to politeness!"
"Hey, luckily she died early..."
"Bah! My husband is handsome and unique. His family's ancestral graves are filled with golden smoke, so he is lucky enough to marry this girl! What the hell do you think of them all? It's an insult to elegance... The elegance all over the floor fell from you. !" After saying that, he kicked the chair out again.
The ghosts were so frightened that they retreated and looked at Wuyou with resentful expressions.
"I'll wait in the courtyard and give you a quarter of an hour. If the glory hall is still in this condition after a quarter of an hour, then you should pack your bedrolls and get out of here!" Who is willing to raise a group of cripples with strong ghost powers? Who raises it!
"Who are you?"
"Why do you drive us away!"
Hearing the sound, Wuyou paused and said in a contemptuous tone: "No reason, if you have to say something, just use the soul-breaking whip in my hand!" After saying that, he smiled strangely and walked out.
In the courtyard, when the Snow Mastiff saw Wuyou coming out, he immediately ran over and acted as his mount, "I won't sit down. I'll give you a minute to wake up these two drunkards."
As soon as he finished speaking, the Snow Mastiff suddenly said, "Brush!" A pair of huge white wings covering the sky suddenly opened wide, and it flew straight into the sky with one claw at a time.
Not long after, a horrified cry rang out in the air.
Bang! Bang!
Catch two solid ghosts alive!
A solid ghost means that the person died and the soul left the body. After passing the ghost assessment, the body is still in good condition and can be "produced and sold by oneself."
"Ouch...it can't be used anymore, it can't be used...wuwuwu..."
"My arms... my legs..." The two ghosts looked at their broken bodies and cried even more sadly.
Devastated.
"Quack!" After Wuyou said impatiently, a white light flashed past, and there were two crisp slaps with a loud popping sound.
"Who allows you to drink while on duty?" Wuyou was already sitting on the back of the snow mastiff, and his eyes were so majestic that the two ghosts hurriedly crawled in front of Wuyou.
"My Majesty, please forgive me, I didn't know that your Majesty is so powerful..."
"If you say one more nonsense, I will crush you." Wuyou scolded impatiently.
"Yes... the kid drank it himself, please forgive me!" The two ghosts did not defend themselves, but Jiao Wuyou was surprised.
"Besides you, who else is in charge here?"
The underworld is seven steps away and is placed according to the specifications of emperors and queens in the human world. How can there be only two ghosts?
You two ghosts, you look at me and I look at you, they both shook their heads and said, "No more."
"No? You think I don't understand the rules of the underworld!" Wuyou was a little angry.
"It's really gone, please check carefully!"
No more... Wuyou frowned, pointed his chin towards the ghost closest to him and said, "Go and bring me the judge in charge of Hades. It's a mention... not a invitation." She returned it by the way. Eyes warning.
"The kid takes the order."
The ghosts in the hall who were originally reluctant to take action quickly took action when they heard Wuyou's identity. After a while, the hall was spotless and bright as new.
In the courtyard, the ghost general who had been observing from the side stepped forward and bowed respectfully: "I have been rude and offended just now. I hope you will forgive me!"
"You don't have to come and bow, I don't have many broken rules here." Wuyou opened his mouth and blocked the topic that the ghost general wanted to continue. Seeing that he had returned in vain, the ghost general couldn't help but sigh heavily.
"If you have something to say, just say it, and if you have something to say, let it go!"
Hearing this, the ghost general laughed immediately: "Hahahahaha... I don't remember how long it has been. This is the first time I heard such straightforward words. It's so enjoyable! It's so enjoyable!"
There was light in the ghost general's eyes, and Wuyou knew what it was. It was the courage to fight foreign enemies, it was the slash of a sword, and it was the pain of a general who died in battle.
He was once brave and good at fighting and conquered the world. Now he is drunk and has lost his fighting spirit. As the saying goes: The world is ruled by generals. Without generals, there will be peace.
Some generals who lose the battlefield are like losing their faith. Even if they still have fresh lives, as time goes by day by day, they will eventually be miserable for the rest of their lives.