The air seems to have become extraordinarily fresh after a night of precipitation and baptism, Siwei, Yuanji Guoyuan City, a small farmyard.
"Mother-in-law, are you awake?" The oil ghosts were actively carrying delicious food and waiting for it to be prepared.
"Not yet, I might..."
"I'm hungry!"
A shout!
"Quick, quick, quick! Prepare the meal! Prepare the meal!"
In the main room, Ming Jiuye held a handkerchief with an anxious look on his face, gently wiping off the sweat that had just appeared on Wuyou's face.
"What's wrong, baby?" Wuyou, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly sat up in shock, his face extremely pale.
"Hungry...so hungry..."
She curled up into a ball helplessly, making Ming Jiuye's heart twist.
"Mother, here you go!"
As soon as the food was served, Wuyou couldn't wait to grab a bun and stuff it into his mouth.
"Hot, hot, hot! Queen, please slow down." Seeing Wuyou devouring food, all the ghosts were worried.
"More, more, more!"
As soon as she was able to swallow it, Wuyou grabbed another one. In just this moment, another thin layer of sweat broke out on her forehead.
"Slow down, slow down, no one will compete with you." As soon as Ming Jiuye's silk handkerchief left her face, the bun she bought disappeared again.
"I want more!" She said and started to explore again, "Drink some porridge first, baby." Ming Jiuye quickly picked up the porridge, and the spoon was already handed to her lips.
"Don't drink, I want to eat meat!"
She ate up the full plate of steamed buns, and all the crispy rolls she brought were "annihilated" by herself in a short period of time.
You Guier prepared a total of two dishes, two points, two meals. The two dishes were stir-fried bamboo shoots and cold shredded eggplant.
The two items are deep-fried puff pastry and hibiscus sweet cake. The two meals are meat buns and red dates and silver soup. The recipe was specially formulated by Meng Po for Wuyou's recent physical condition. Compared with what You Guier made before, there is a lot less oil and water, and there is only one meat dish.
"Not enough, I want to eat meat! I want to eat meat!"
"Hurry and prepare!" Ming Jiuye had already activated the Star Eye on her abdomen while she was eating.
The tango snake seemed to be about to come out, and just moving around in the stomach caused Wuyou's manic temper and greedy desire to eat.
Following Ming Jiuye's order, all the oil ghosts rushed out, and Po Meng also followed in panic.
You Guier relied on ghost skills to cook, and the food was soon presented to Wuyou again. After about a stick of incense, he said, "Hiccup!"
A belly filled with the aroma of meat came out, and a pitch-black snake sprang out. It was shaking its wings and trying to slip away.
The twisting snake's body was already firmly clamped in the middle by Wuyou with his chopsticks, "Husband, hurry up! Get the pot and heat the oil!"
"Are you still hungry? Baby." Of course Ming Jiuye knew that Wuyou said angry words.
"Let me go, you foodie!"
A moderate provocation came from the agile snake head, which completely angered Wuyou.
"You devil, heat up the oil! I'm going to make a delicious dish today, deep-fried donut rings!"
"Yes!" You Guier doesn't care whether what Wuyou said is true or not, as long as Wuyou gives the order, go up the mountain of swords or go down into the sea of fire, they probably won't even tremble in their ghost body.
"Mother! It's ready!" After a while, in the courtyard, the oil ghost had already set up a frying pan.
"I am a snake, a member of the divine race. If you dare to hurt me... I want you to look good!"
The little snake bared its fangs, trying to stop Wuyou from going crazy.
Unexpectedly, being stimulated by it, Wuyou Blood Pupil suddenly appeared, and even the snake scales on his neck were completely alienated in an instant.
The silver snake scales were like natural armor, and runes of the same color twisted and flickered behind her.
The power of law!
She actually has the power of law!
This discovery made Tang She, who was extremely arrogant just now, instantly feel like a wilted eggplant, with her heart hanging on Wuyou's chopsticks as if she was dead.
Wuyou had no idea about this. Standing aside
Although Ming Jiuye was frightened, he didn't show it on his face. He still looked at his beloved wife with a doting look on his face.
"Hey! Don't die!" Wuyou shook his chopsticks, but Tangshe never got up.
"Husband, please bring out my brother's golden needle record and let me take a look." How could Wuyou not know that this snake was deliberately looking for trouble.
"Golden Needle Record? Do you want a needle?"
"I want it!"
Ming Jiuye spread his hands, and a yellowed book of golden needles and a bamboo needle box appeared in front of the two of them.
"Husband, hold it for me first." Wuyou handed the chopsticks and Tang She to Ming Jiuye. Under the strong pressure of the evil spirit, Tan Snake wanted to turn over and run away, but unexpectedly he couldn't move at all. Not only that. , its mouth seemed to be trapped.
After casually flipping through a few pages of the Golden Needle Book, Wuyou threw the book away impatiently and looked at Ming Jiuye with a harmless look on his face, "Husband, how do you get an acupuncture when a snake is sick?"
"I don't know, husband, but they say that if you hit a snake within seven inches, seven inches should be enough." Ming Jiuye said slowly.
After listening, Wuyou nodded in agreement: "It makes sense, but...where is the seven-inch? Husband, you should put it on the table and let me look for it."
Seeing Wuyou's face getting more and more rosy, Ming Jiuye happily accompanied her in her mischief.
"okay."
A tango snake about Wuyou's arm's length was placed on the stone table in the courtyard, and Wuyou used chopsticks to form a heart-shaped figure on the soft couch. Junqu Pavilion
"Husband, look! It's amazing!"
"Yeah! Let me try too." Ming Jiuye took Wuyou's chopsticks and divided the snake's body into three equal parts. Under Wuyou's surprised look, he actually crossed the snake's head and tail alternately. .
After the craft "performance" was completed, Ming Jiuye asked again: "How was it? Is there anyone better?"
"Yes, absolutely! Husband, this is the first time I've seen someone tie a snake into a knot. It's amazing!"
The snake, which was being bent and penetrated continuously in the hands of the two men, was so regretful that its intestines were turning green at this moment.
"Is it here?"
A bright yellow golden needle kept testing the snake's body.
"Yes, it should be right here."
"Husband, are you sure this is seven inches? Will it kill you with one needle?" Because the structure of the tango snake is different from other snakes, the snake patterns on its body are more bewitching and dazzling.
"No, just pierce it!" Ming Jiuye actually wanted to take advantage of the "treatment" of the tan snake to take revenge!
An emperor of the underworld and an ancient divine beast. What hatred could they have?
Of course it was because of the hunger pains Wuyou suffered for nothing.
After pricking the needle to the end, Wuyou raised his hand from his body and said, "Husband, right?" Her swan-like eyes looked at Ming Jiuye innocently, as if she wanted to be praised.
Ming Jiuye did not hesitate. After taking a closer look, he said, "It's good, but it's still a little crooked. Look, it's a little to the left." He pointed to Wuyou.
"Yeah, what should we do...just prick it again!" He was about to pull out the needle, but his outstretched hand was blocked back by Ming Jiuye.
"Stupid girl, don't interrupt the treatment at will. Aren't there still so many needles? Prick another one to the right, and the center point will come out." Ming Jiuye suggested.
Tangshe, who was paralyzed on the table, was so angry that she cursed in her heart! Still in the center! Is there such a way to find the center point?
"Yes, yes!" Wuyou said and took out another needle from the silk in the bamboo box.
"Poor little boy, please bear with me longer! I will definitely save you."
After about a cup of tea, the snake looked like a specimen, its body covered with countless golden needles.
"Ahem... Husband, is something going to happen?" I didn't pay attention when I was piercing the needle. When all the needles were used up, I was surprised to realize that my hand was a bit harsh.
After all, this thing is a treasure guarded by the dragon clan. If she accidentally stabs it to death, Jiang Xiao will not be able to lift it up in one breath and will faint to death.
The most important thing is that Hai Bing still has to be by his side to serve him. Thinking about his beautiful mermaid, he still has to serve a thick dragon with all his heart. It's worry-free.
Don't get angry anywhere.
"It's not that easy to die, it's a divine beast." Ming Jiuye said, withdrew the secret technique in his hand, and a high-pitched "pig-killing sound" crossed the sky.
"Ahhh...a black-hearted thief! Black-hearted!"
"Shut up! If you scream again, I'll sew your mouth shut!" After Wuyou threatened, he seemed to have thought of something again, "Will you get bigger?"
"Nonsense!" Enduring the severe pain, Tangshe retorted with her face pressed to the ground.
Wuyou was not annoyed at this time, but there was a hint of joy on his eyebrows. "Then how big will you get?"
At this time, Tang She realized that she was asking for something from her. She closed her eyes and began to snore.
Seeing its proud look, Wuyou tightened his fists under the table and asked with a playful smile, "Is it as big as a house?"
How big is the house!
Tangshe seemed to be looked down upon, "Who are you looking down on? Young Master, I can soar into the clouds and ride on the mist, and cover the sky and the sun!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a deceitful smile appear on the face of the woman in front of him, and Ming Jiuye looked at him with an air of watching a good show.
"Don't laugh, why are you laughing!" Teng She yelled as if her foot had been stepped on.
"Does the great god have a name?" At this time, Wuyou was particularly respectful.
As soon as he was asked about his name, Tan Snake immediately became miraculous, "Of course! I am Li Gu!" It means staying away from the troubles of the world, but it's a pity that he met Wuyou.
"Tch! I thought it was such a nice name!" Wuyou sneered disdainfully, and Li Guan was so angry that a mouthful of old blood was blocked in his cavity, and he couldn't spit it out or swallow it.
Then he offered an olive branch, "Do you want to remember?"
Li Guan's eyes lit up when he heard this, and his watery vertical pupils made Wuyou's hands itch.
Snapped!
"Stop being cute! Say it quickly!"
"I want to..." Snake face felt aggrieved.
"Okay, but you have to do me a favor, a very, very small favor. You don't have to do anything. There is still someone to help you eat every day. How about it? Are you excited?"
"My heart is beating!" If you don't feel your heart beat under such conditions, you would be a fool.
Of course he was moved by the fact that there were such good things in the world. As long as he could stay away from these two evil demons, of course he was willing.
"Then you agree?"
"agreed, agreed!"
Wuyou took out the needle from the tip of his tail and said, "What if you fail to do it?"
"I Li Guo swear to God that everything I just said is true. If I violate it, I am willing to be punished by God!" After he finished speaking, a beam of golden light quickly rushed into the sky.
At this time, Wuyou slowly put away the remaining golden needles on his body.
When all the golden needles were pulled out, Li Gu transformed into a young man only as tall as a teapot. He had black hair hanging down to his waist and a bright black crystal core between his eyebrows. He was really good-looking!
He leaned against the spout of the teapot, posing in a pose that he thought would attract thousands of girls: "Tell me! How can I help you?"
"Hatch the eggs."
He shook the dragon's beard tail in front of his forehead and said, "It seems like you've pricked my ears."
"You heard that right, hatching eggs! Dragon eggs." No one is more suitable for hatching eggs than him.
"A scholar must be killed but not humiliated!" Li Guan yelled and was about to leave, but was stopped by Wuyou's words: "You will be punished by God!"
"I am a man! I am a man!" Li Guo howled at the top of his lungs! The birds that were sitting in the courtyard were also frightened and flew away.
"What's wrong with the man! I don't need you to breastfeed me!" Wuyou said one word, which made Li Guu stay in a daze for a long time.
Twenty taels of silver was a bit too small, but in modern times it was still around eight thousand to ten thousand yuan.
At present, an ordinary soldier in the Yu Dynasty can only earn one tael of silver per month at most, and a centurion can earn three taels of silver per month.
Maybe he will accept it.
In addition, Qin Hu is also planning to draw a big pie for Li Xiaokun. After all, Qin Hu used to have money.
Now it depends on whether he and Qin An can survive the night.
"Little Marquis, I may not be able to
Yes, I'm so hungry, my hands and feet are frozen. "Qin An said in a daze.
"Xiao Anzi, Xiao Anzi, hold on, hold on, you can't stay still, get up and run, that's the only way you can survive."
In fact, Qin Hu himself is in trouble. Although he was a special soldier in his previous life, this body is not what he used to be. All he has now is a perseverance.
"Wait!"
Qin Hu's eyes were like cold stars, and he suddenly shouted in a low voice. A reflection and a rustling sound that appeared just ten meters away from the camp aroused his alertness.
With the professional sense of smell of a special scout, he felt that it was the enemy.
But should we notify Li Xiaokun?
Qin Hu hesitated a little. What if he saw it wrong? You know, his current physical condition is completely different from before.
If a false alarm causes night terrors or camp roars, and someone gets a handle on it, they will be killed without mercy.
"Xiao Anzi, hand me the bow and arrow."
Qin Hu crawled under the carriage and whispered.
But Qin An's next words scared him so much that he almost jumped up.
"Bow and arrow, what are bow and arrow?"
What, there are no bows and arrows in this era?
Qin Hu looked around and found a wooden stick with a sharpened top placed under the wheel. It was two meters long. It was thick at the handle and became thinner as it went up.
The more I look at it, the more it looks like a weapon.
Wooden gun, this is the iconic building of the cannon fodder.
"Come closer, come closer..." After a few breaths, Qin Hu was sure that he was right.
The other party may be the enemy's scouts, called scouts in this era. They are trying to enter the camp and conduct reconnaissance.
Of course, if conditions permit, you can also poison, set fire to, or perform a beheading operation.
"one two three……"
He and Qin An lay motionless on the ground until then, he suddenly jumped up and threw the wooden spear as a javelin.
"puff!"
It was impossible for the scout to wear armor because he had difficulty moving, so the shot pierced his chest directly.
Following Qin Hu, he picked up the wooden gun belonging to Qin An, jumped out of the carriage, and chased in the opposite direction desperately.
For the reliability of intelligence, the scouts are required to monitor each other and are not allowed to act alone, so there are at least two.
After a few moments, Qin Hu threw another black shadow to the ground.
Then he strangled his neck with a wooden gun. There was a crisp sound and the man's head hung down.
"Hoo, hoo!" Qin Hu was sweating profusely and almost collapsed. He lay on the ground gasping for air. His body was really too weak.
Just to break the enemy's neck, before he could just use his hands, but just now he had to rely on the power of a wooden gun.
"Qin An, come here and help me search you."
Qin Hu is familiar with the rules of the battlefield. He must collect all the trophies from these two guys as quickly as possible.
"Two daggers, two horizontal knives, a level, seven or eight taels of broken silver, two grain bags, flags, kettles, two sets of cotton-padded clothes, two pot helmets, bacon..."
"Qin An, brother, hurry up, hurry up, eat something quickly, you are saved..."
Qin Hu tremblingly grabbed a handful of fried beans from the grain bag and stuffed it into Qin An's mouth, then filled him with water and put on the captured cotton-padded clothes.
.
Before dawn, Qin Hu cut off the scout's head before the sentry on duty arrived, carried it into Shi Chang's camp, and reported what happened yesterday.
This was done to prevent others from taking credit, and he knew what kind of environment he was in now.
"Thirty taels of silver for one head, you are rich."
The chief's name was Gundam. He was a tall, muscular man with a beard.
At first, he didn't believe it until he saw the trophies captured by Qin Hu and the two corpses.
At this moment, his eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
"It's not me who gets rich, it's everyone who gets rich. This is the result of the ten of us."
