"Keep everything simple from now on!"
As soon as he spoke, the kings of hell in the palace immediately shouted: "The ceremony is over!"
If you don't have this kind of eyesight, you are not worthy of being in a high position.
"Let's go, my husband will take you to bed." He picked up Wuyou in public, which surprised all the humans who came to watch. Emperor Fengdu was actually a maniac who doted on his wife.
For a time, the story of how Emperor Fengdu doted on his wife was spread among people with rich imaginations.
The red candle was shining brightly, and Zuo Yang was just about to take his beloved wife into his arms, "Husband, don't press me." At some point, there was an object in her hand, a tiny paper horse. , she placed it between their pillows like a treasure.
"Baby, why don't you put it into the space." This girl was abducted here and didn't want to escape, but she actually had the idea to make paper horses.
She quickly protected it: "No, what if it gets burned by Yan Duo? It can move."
"Baby, is it because your husband came too late and made you so angry?" How could this paper horse move?
"Husband, it really can move." After saying that, he shouted to Zhizama: "Pfft, move!"
Under the candlelight, the paper horse has two small horns on its head. It is all white and has a pair of small bells hanging from its neck. It breathes into mist and moves its four snow hooves gracefully.
There was no sound under the hooves, but it felt like walking on the ground between the two pillows, "Baby, you...how did you do that?"
Just when Wuyou wanted to answer...
A panicked and anxious voice sounded outside the hall: "Your Majesty, please forgive me! I don't know who stole the life and death book. I ask your Majesty to order me to search Fengdu in the world. I must capture the thief and bring him to justice." The red judge led him. The little ghosts all knelt outside the Palace of Eternal Life.
Emperor Fengdu is also known as Emperor Changsheng and Emperor Beiyin.
"It's the wedding night, you want me to deal with such trivial matters now?" Zuo Yang shouted in a deep voice!
Oh shit! Do these ghosts have no brains?
"Husband, is this what he said?" Wuyou pulled out a tattered notebook from under the pillow, Zuo Yang casually flipped through two pages and threw it away. .
"The Book of Life and Death is here for you, get out of here!" A shadow fell into his arms, "Why is there so much missing from this?" The unwritten corners of each page were torn out.
"It's worthless. The emperor and empress tore it off and played with it. Get out!"
When he heard that the emperor and empress were playing with it, the red judge's soul trembled: "Yes, yes, you kid, get out of here!" As soon as he lay down, he rolled backwards with the other ghosts.
In the hall, "Wuyou, you are so beautiful!" Zuo Yang's white jade fingers carefully traced her beauty. Since she was transformed into a demon, her figure and appearance have become more enchanting and charming. Every time he takes another look, he will feel his heart scratching. .
"A spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, we..." At this moment, he showed a rare shyness, which made Wuyou's cheeks light up, and he whispered shyly: "Husband, we really..."
Boom–––
At this time, the sudden ringing of the bell made the two people in the red tent confused.
"Emperor, Fengdu has not been opened for tens of thousands of years, it's time for you to go to court for business. Ghost Emperor, Yama of the Ten Palaces led a group of courtiers to kneel outside the palace.
"The emperor please return to the court!"
Fengdu, the hell, is responsible for dealing with things in the underworld. As the highest authority in the underworld, in addition to controlling all living things, Emperor Fengdu also single-handedly controls the souls of the human world during life and the afterlife.
"As you are in charge of your own affairs, husband, you'd better go and do your work. Come back early after your work." Wuyou knew that tonight's bridal chamber might be ruined.
"Okay, then madam, come with me." He grabbed Wuyou's clothes with one hand and said sadly.
"Okay, let's go together."
But after sitting in the hall for less than ten minutes, Wuyou felt bored and left.
"Why are there so many? What have you been doing for ten thousand years, King of Hell?" When Zuo Yang saw his wife abandoning him and running away, he suddenly felt irritated and looked at the mountains of approval documents impatiently.
"These all require the emperor's reading and approval."
For a moment, an invisible sense of oppression made the courtiers bow.
He bowed and said, "I would like to share the emperor's worries with you!" After saying that, they came forward one by one, held a batch of approval documents in their hands and sat in the hall to take a closer look.
Seeing their actions, Zuo Yang read the words on the approval document with satisfaction.
The Fengdu Imperial Palace was very large. Wuyou threw the paper horse in his hand on the ground. The paper horse immediately turned into a beautiful and vivid horse. Wuyou got on the horse and said, "Let's go to the street and take a look." "
The paper horse was made of paper from the Book of Life and Death. After a while, the horse carried Wuyou out of the palace. When the ghosts saw the robe Wuyou was wearing, they all bowed and bowed, saying "no courtesy" all the way, but they were so thirsty.
"I'm so annoyed. On my wedding day, the groom was kidnapped by the courtiers. I am the only unlucky guy in this life." She lay lazily on the paper horse, her head hanging to one side, and her robe was blowing in the wind. Behind her, like wings growing out of thin air, she is beautiful in all directions.
"Empress, are you thirsty?" The childish voice did not cause Wuyou to raise his head, but he just replied feebly: "Well, I am almost dying of thirst."
"Why don't you come down and try my plum tea?"
Hearing the plum tea, Wuyou lazily licked his lips and smelled a sweet fragrance. Then he raised his eyes and saw a little girl welcoming guests in front of a teahouse.
She has pigtails and her white clothes are a bit shabby, but clean and dust-free, and her smart little appearance is very pleasing.
Wuyou jumped off his horse and walked into the teahouse. The furnishings inside were old, but the tables and chairs had been wiped extremely clean. "Here's a pot of plum tea."
"The Empress, please wait a moment," the little girl said, turning around and shouting to the kitchen, "Grandpa, a pot of plum tea and more plums, the Empress is here."
"Meizi, you fooled grandpa again, how could the empress come here..." A skinny old man floated out of the inner room. Yes, although his feet seemed to be touching the ground, they were not. This is Undead shop, this is normal in the real Fengdu city.
"It turns out it's really the Empress! I didn't expect that Fengdu City would come back to life, and the first customer who came to the store was actually the Empress. I, I, I..."
"Grandpa, don't talk about it for now. Your Majesty is already thirsty." The little girl saw that Wuyou's lips were covered with dry skin, and she hurriedly pushed the old man towards the kitchen.
After a while, the fragrant and sweet plum tea entered Wuyou's mouth, "Well, it tastes good. Pack a cup. I will take it back to my husband to try." After quenching his thirst, Wuyou was like a flower full of water. Back to life.
"Yes, your Majesty, wait a minute." After a while, Wuyou got the tea. As soon as she left the shop, an endless stream of people from Fengdu poured into the teahouse. They also wanted to try the same tea as the emperor and empress.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
There was crying again, Wuyou jumped on the horse and listened to the sound to look for it.
After about half a moment, she saw who the cry belonged to. A half-ghost boy was nestled in a pile of withered grass.
"Gui Da, bring him here." She turned her thin lips, and a baleful aura on the bronze chain led her forward.
"Why are you crying?" Wuyou leaned back, and the black evil spirit obediently turned into a backrest supporting her back.
"I want to enter reincarnation, but they won't let me." The boy was so thin that he looked like a skeleton wearing a layer of skin.
"Why not?"
"Because... because no one gives me money, they can't get oil and water so..." He started sobbing again.
"Hmph! I can give up all my life to be Fengdu. Who the hell is so arrogant?" She scolded with a displeased look on her face.
Obviously, the little boy didn't understand what she said at all, and Wuyou didn't need him to understand. He curled his eyes and curled his lips and said, "Where are your legs?"
"Gone……"
In despair, he picked up a straw and tried to cover his stumped legs.
"Let's go, I'll take you into reincarnation." After saying that, regardless of the boy's frightened look, he put him away with a wave of his sleeves.
"Gui Da, go and buy me some clothes. They should be red and the style is more ordinary." After giving the order, Gui Da didn't fly away, "Why don't you go?"
The big ghost was jumping up and down on the spot: "Master, please give me some money!"
"If you don't have any money, let's borrow it first."
Hearing Wuyou’s words,
The big ghost covered his face with his hands. It was really difficult for ghosts to steal. He had learned all about etiquette, justice and integrity during his lifetime...
"I don't want waste around me."
She crossed her arms and said something coldly. She was so frightened that Guida quickly disappeared, and in an instant he appeared with a red dress in his arms.
"Tsk, tsk, you are a ghost. If I weren't so good-looking, I would really be weighed down by these clothes." The clothes are bright red, and she looks like a ghost when she wears them.
"Puff, lead the way." After saying that, he collapsed limply.
After a cup of tea, Wuyou saw the three characters "Ghost Gate", and then he raised his head and observed the long queue of ghosts. They had to identify themselves one by one in front of the case before they could walk in.
After letting the boy out, Wuyou glanced at him and raised his lips and said, "Go away and line up, I don't believe that anyone dares to accept bribes."
The boy was timid and moved to the end of the line. Wuyou sat on the paper horse and waited. She didn't see it with her own eyes or heard it with her own ears. She didn't want to casually conclude that the wrong party was a ghost.
Finally they waited for him. When the two ghosts saw it was him, they grabbed it and threw it out. "I have told you so many times that without the memory of death, you cannot enter reincarnation."
At this time, Wuyou roughly understood that this kid had lured her here on purpose. He thought she would give him amnesty with a wave of his hand, but he didn't expect that she would come to see the scene in person.
He pressed his head against his chest, too ashamed to lift his head.
"Take him... with you." Wuyou didn't punish him, not because she was kind-hearted, but because she was idle anyway. Her husband was busy with big things, so she could find small things to do by herself.
"When did you die? How did you die? You have no memory?"
The boy nodded slightly, causing Wuyou to look at Guida distressedly, "Do you have any good ideas?"
"Master, it's better for a useless soul like him to give me a toothpaste as a sacrifice." After Guida finished speaking, he swallowed his saliva as if he was still unfinished.
"You want to eat?"
"Hmm..." Guida nodded again subconsciously.
"It's better that you eat him and I swallow you. You will satisfy your appetite and you will never be in my eyes again. What do you say...?" There was a bone-gnawing tone in his cold tone. The coldness of the forest.
Twenty taels of silver was a bit too small, but in modern times it was still around eight thousand to ten thousand yuan.
At present, an ordinary soldier in the Yu Dynasty can only earn one tael of silver per month at most, and a centurion can earn three taels of silver per month.
Maybe he will accept it.
In addition, Qin Hu is also planning to draw a big pie for Li Xiaokun. After all, Qin Hu used to have money.
Now it depends on whether he and Qin An can survive the night.
"Little Marquis, I may not be able to survive. I'm so hungry, my hands and feet are frozen with cold." Qin An said in a daze.
"Xiao Anzi, Xiao Anzi, hold on, hold on, you can't stay still, get up and run, that's the only way you can survive."
In fact, Qin Hu himself is in trouble. Although he was a special soldier in his previous life, this body is not what he used to be. All he has now is a perseverance.
"Wait!"
Qin Hu's eyes were like cold stars, and he suddenly shouted in a low voice. A reflection and a rustling sound that appeared just ten meters away from the camp aroused his alertness.
With the professional sense of smell of a special scout, he felt that it was the enemy.
But should we notify Li Xiaokun?
Qin Hu hesitated a little. What if he saw it wrong? You know, his current physical condition is completely different from before.
If a false alarm causes night terrors or camp roars, and someone gets a handle on it, they will be killed without mercy.
"Xiao Anzi, hand me the bow and arrow."
Qin Hu crawled under the carriage and whispered.
But Qin An's next words scared him so much that he almost jumped up.
"Bow and arrow, what are bow and arrow?"
What, there are no bows and arrows in this era?
Qin Hu looked around and found a wooden stick with a sharpened top placed under the wheel. It was two meters long. It was thick at the handle and became thinner as it went up.
The more I look at it, the more it looks like a weapon.
Wooden gun, this is the iconic building of the cannon fodder.
"Come closer, come closer..." After a few breaths, Qin Hu was sure that he was right.
The other party may be the enemy's scouts, called scouts in this era. They are trying to enter the camp and conduct reconnaissance.
Of course, if conditions permit, you can also poison, set fire to, or perform a beheading operation.
"one two three……"
He and Qin An lay motionless on the ground until then, he suddenly jumped up and threw the wooden spear as a javelin.
"puff!"
It was impossible for the scout to wear armor because he had difficulty moving, so the shot pierced his chest directly.
Following Qin Hu, he picked up the wooden gun belonging to Qin An, jumped out of the carriage, and chased in the opposite direction desperately.
For the reliability of intelligence, the scouts are required to monitor each other and are not allowed to act alone, so there are at least two.
After a few moments, Qin Hu threw another black shadow to the ground.
Then he strangled his neck with a wooden gun. There was a crisp sound and the man's head hung down.
"Hoo, hoo!" Qin Hu was sweating profusely and almost collapsed. He lay on the ground gasping for air. His body was really too weak.
Just to break the enemy's neck, before he could just use his hands, but just now he had to rely on the power of a wooden gun.
"Qin An, come here and help me search you."
Qin Hu is familiar with the rules of the battlefield. He must collect all the trophies from these two guys as quickly as possible.
"Two daggers, two horizontal knives, a level, seven or eight taels of broken silver, two grain bags, flags, kettles, two sets of cotton-padded clothes, two pot helmets, bacon..."
"Qin An, brother, hurry up, hurry up, eat something quickly, you are saved..."
Qin Hu tremblingly grabbed a handful of fried beans from the grain bag and stuffed it into Qin An's mouth, then filled him with water and put on the captured cotton-padded clothes.
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Before dawn, Qin Hu cut off the scout's head before the sentry on duty arrived, carried it into Shi Chang's camp, and reported what happened yesterday.
This was done to prevent others from taking credit, and he knew what kind of environment he was in now.
"Thirty taels of silver for one head, you are rich."
The chief's name was Gundam. He was a tall, muscular man with a beard.
At first, he didn't believe it until he saw the trophies captured by Qin Hu and the two corpses.
At this moment, his eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
"It's not me who gets rich, it's everyone who gets rich. This is the result of the ten of us."
