She also said she was stupid, so wouldn't he be even stupider? Wuyou unceremoniously grabbed his ears and lifted them up, "Ah... tap your wife gently..." Everyone turned on the movie-watching mode.
"Husband, have you been tricked? Can I eat the eggs?"
"Then how did this dirty thing become pregnant with a snake?"
She rolled her dark eyes with evil intentions and said, "Could it be..."
"Bah, bah, bah, don't think about it. You're so dirty. Just kill her." Zuo Yang immediately strangled her evil thoughts.
"Hehe... I want to keep it. Let's raise it as a child. When we deal with it, we will definitely win."
"No, what's wrong with raising this ugly thing?" He wanted to split the thing into several pieces, but the stupid wife actually wanted to keep it by his side, and she was determined not to compromise.
"I don't raise him, the Silver Emperor will raise him. I'm only responsible for being obedient to my husband, okay? My husband is the most invincible model of doting on his wife in the universe, okay." This stingy man doesn't even have a wife. Even if he is a beast, he will not give up his jealousy.
Hearing her generous praise, Zuo Yang's heart was as sweet as honey: "This... this is pretty much it." None of the soldiers looked at it, it was so damn sweet, it was so damn sweet.
Silver Emperor didn't want to do it anymore. He walked lazily on all fours and stuck out his tongue as if he was vomiting. He also felt dirty.
Uh... Wuyou suddenly felt that he was one head and two big. Her husband wanted to coax, and it seemed that the Silver Emperor had to be coaxed too. He raised his eyebrows at Zuo Yang calmly, and he immediately received the signal to let him join in the trap. Silver Emperor must be profitable.
His evil thin lips moved slightly and threatened softly: "Reward me with honey tonight, and I will help you."
"Husband, this behavior of yours is taking advantage of others' misfortune." Wuyou was shocked by his shameless behavior.
"Well... I don't care, whether you give me something to eat or not. If you don't give it to me, I'll just leave it alone." His shameless skills are still a small success to this day.
She knew that no matter how quiet the sound was, all the Cloud Guards and Cloud Guards could hear it, and sure enough, all the green will-o'-the-wisps were looking in one direction towards her. This was a damn big social death scene. "Here, give, give..." She bit her lip and whispered back, her face as red as a burning cloud.
He lowered his head and put his thin lips to taste the sweetness first. He also rubbed her red and swollen lower lip. Then he smiled charmingly and said: "Open your eyes and watch. I want you to see what is the best way to cheat." .”
After changing his coldness from the right judge, the left judge showed his wantonness and exclaimed loudly: "Honey, is this baby snake the child of the giant that kidnapped you last time?" The three words "Ba" intensify the tone infinitely.
"Yes, that's it." Wuyou was also very polite and immediately nodded in affirmation.
"Good guy! Then this little bug will be awesome when it grows up! It has the same body shape as a leopard, sun and leopard moon. When the Silver Emperor waved his claws, the little thing immediately rushed out and bit the enemy to a rout. Don't you think it's powerful? sharp?
"sharp!"
"Bull or not!"
"That's awesome!" The two people's wonderful speeches quickly attracted the attention of the Silver Emperor. "In the future, when those strange beasts see us from a distance, they will obediently take a detour. Maybe we will encounter its pair in the future. Snake mother, out of gratitude for the kindness of the Silver Emperor in raising her, she follows us and helps us kill zombies and fight ferocious beasts, then the Silver Emperor is a great contributor!"
"A great hero!" one teased and the other praised, making some hunters eager to catch him and raise him for himself.
"Ouch -" This time the Silver Emperor was happy and pointed his paw at his belly, which belonged to him.
"You see, my prince consort's ability to fool wolves is truly passed down by my royal highness." Guiyin patted the old crocodile beside him and said with a proud smile.
"It's amazing not to be ashamed but to be proud of it." He is a soldier, and in his heart he is somewhat disdainful of such tricks.
"Hmph! In the words of my Highness, a person like you will live a long life without any active cytokines." Kiyakure didn't get angry and responded directly.
"Live for a long time...what do you mean?"
“You deserve to be single forever!”
Suddenly speechless, the old crocodile never thought that a skeleton that had been dead for hundreds of millions of years could be so eloquent. Fortunately, he was in good health, otherwise he would have been so angry that he would have a heart attack.
The caesarean section was difficult again. There was a snake inside, and no one knew whether the baby snake was aggressive or not.
"Husband..."
"Don't even think about it!" Zuo Yang hugged her directly, "Guiyin! Come here."
"Yes", this kind of thing is best done by the Skeleton Army, "Wait... Guiyin, be gentle, there may be one of our future guard beasts inside, but don't stab him to death." If he was worried, Zuo Yang thought to himself: It’s too early for ferocious beasts, cute beasts are just about the same.
"Well... Your Highness, why don't I just tear it open without a knife." Kiyaku made a gesture with his hand.
"Okay, that's a way, let's do it this way."
"De Ling", two white bone claws picked up the loose skin with one hand, and slowly pulled it to both sides, and soon opened a bright red hole, and a pink snake head emerged from it first, and then another one emerged from it. Come out with one.
The pink scales are extremely sharp, like a pile of sharp knives. There are red flowers blooming in the red gold vertical pupils, like a miniature universe.
"Ninth-grade desolate beast, the sky-swallowing double-winged viper!" Guiyin's voice was quickly confirmed, and Yun Ting popped up from behind Zuo Yang, "Yes, that's it."
"Nine what?"
"Your Highness, you and the Consort met in Biyun Stream, and you stole one of its eggs and gave it to the Consort."
She slipped out of Zuo Yang's arms: "I seem to have an impression. What is stealing? That's borrowing. It's over. I actually ate two of its eggs. Will it seek revenge from me?"
"0726, don't worry blindly, what if it's not the same one." Regarding Wuyou's name, Zhiji is more accustomed to calling it a code. Zuo Yang and Wuyou don't care about it. The title is just a code name.
"Except for the snake mother, no other young snakes can reproduce in the Sky Swallowing Wing Belly. In other words, all the Sky Swallowing Wing Belly only have one mother."
"Forget it, forget about it for now, it's not the most important thing right now." Wuyou didn't want Zuo Yang to worry, so she took the initiative to hold his big hand, and she didn't want to worry about what didn't happen.
Holding her hand, Zuo Yang agreed, "Okay, I'll listen to you."
The young snake liked the Silver Emperor very much. As soon as the Silver Emperor came near, it got into the hair of the wolf on its back and coiled itself comfortably on it. The two snake heads kept spitting out scarlet snake messages to explore the new world.
About half an hour later, they finally arrived at Changping, the home of the zombies.
There are as many zombies as rotten vegetable leaves. After not seeing each other for a few days, these zombies are becoming more and more random in appearance. The crooked melons and cracked dates are a hundred times prettier than them, Wuyou thought to himself.
Feeling the movement in his arms, Zuo Yang lowered his head and just met Wuyou's eyes that were like stars on a foggy night: "Husband, I want to stretch my muscles, is that okay?" Her eyes were so beautiful.
