"Hanhan, I feel so sick to my stomach."
She must have had stomach trouble again, "Let's go back to eat. Come, my husband will hold you."
She shook her head and refused: "I can go."
"Wait...wait for me...wait for me..."
I saw a figure with a fat head and big ears running up and down in the distance. His face was green and he was breathing heavily.
"Come again, husband, I'll leave this mutated corpse to you." After saying that, she didn't leave. She squatted on the ground and waited for this one-sided torture to end. After hearing Wuyou's words, he was stunned for a moment and then looked helpless. He smiled and said, "Baby, see clearly, he is a human being."
people? She stood up in surprise, "How is that possible? Look at his mummy's stinky face, with corpse oil coming out of his body, and he looks weird and drags his miserable leg."
"Madam, he is shiny because he is too fat. He looks ugly because he is obviously bruised. There are scratches on his face. His running posture is ugly. That is because his feet were injured." Wuyou followed. Comparing Zuo Yang's statements one by one, it turned out to be true.
"Husband, you are so awesome. You are really human. Am I stupid?"
"You're not stupid, um... Madam, you don't need to be so smart. It's enough for us to have a smart one." Looking at her shy and angry little face, it was like delicate petals rubbing deeply into her cheeks. The chaos in the Milky Way made him tremble, as if he was drunk.
He gently lifted her chin, took a step closer and whispered: "When did my queen become so incapable of telling the difference between truth and lies, huh? I love you the most, baby." Then he kissed her and turned her face back and laughed. .
Seeing his arrogance in succeeding, Wuyou was so angry that he put his hands on his hips and said aggressively: "You are a bad husband. Believe it or not, I will punish you right now."
This tough wife is a real tiger! Zuo Yang was ashamed. "My dear, why is my husband willing to let you have sex in such a filthy and dirty place? Do you not believe that I can give you a good life?" Madam, believe me.
"Of course I believe you, fool."
"That's right, just wait!" Believe me, I will definitely give you happiness.
During the conversation, the man walked up to me. He was about forty years old and was a "extremely smart" young man.
After finally seeing two living humans, the middle-aged man was extremely happy. However, he didn't expect that Wuyou was angered by one word: "Little sister."
"Little sister!"
Wuyou jumped into the air and kicked the fat man two or three meters away with a "bang", "Who are you calling young, bastard?" Fortunately, Zuo Yang caught him in time, otherwise Wuyou's anger at this word would be worth the price. , this guy will definitely suffer a big crime.
"Husband, he talked about me."
Wrapping her in his arms, Zuoyang coaxed in a low voice: "They say you are young, not that... Madam, be good, we are not young, really, not at all."
"Really?" That look seemed to warn him not to lie.
"Ahem... Husband will help you knead the big one and make sure you complete the task. Whether it is big or small, as long as your husband likes it, don't lose your temper anymore. It's not good for your health. Be good."
"Yeah." Her face was flushed, and she lowered her head in a rare shyness.
"Hey...oh...why am I so unlucky...that..." He thought to himself that this little girl didn't like others treating her as a child, so he simply expressed it again at the top of his voice: " Sister..." Before she could finish her words, her chin was knocked crooked by another kick.
"Go to hell! You're uglier than me, you look older than me, and I'm older than you."
"Take a breath ma'am...take a breath baby."
The middle-aged man covered his bleeding mouth and said vaguely: "Ha wu wu... uh... uh uh... uh no, it's..."
"Shut up!" Zuo Yang's narrow eyes flashed with displeasure. He was also annoyed with this fat pig. He actually made his wife angry twice in less than two minutes. It was really disgusting.
After comforting his wife, he didn't care whether the fat pig behind him could keep up. The two of them walked directly in the direction they came. It would be difficult to complete the search in an area as big as Changping in an hour and a half. His wife hadn't eaten yet in the morning, and he didn't want her. Tired.
The Silver Emperor, who was wandering outside, saw Wuyou from afar. He ran towards her excitedly, completely ignoring the greedy eyes behind her.
"Young man, let's work together to kill this dog. Its meat will definitely taste delicious." Hearing what the fat pig behind him said, Zuo Yang closed his eyelids. No living person is worthy of him speaking, let alone he will soon become a dead person. .
The Silver Emperor's fur is snow-white, so in order to make it look cute, Wuyou is particularly good to it. Every time it eats meat, it will reserve meat for it, causing its weight to increase. If you don't look closely, it's really I thought it was a white-haired wolfdog.
When he heard someone wanted to eat it, the Silver Emperor stretched his front legs forward, tightened his hind legs, and raised his head high.
"Aww-" A wolf howl shocked everyone.
"Wolf, wolf meat is not bad." The man was going crazy with hunger. He only saw a piece of fat meat walking in front of his eyes and completely forgot about the wolf's nature, which was ferocious.
Hearing the sound of galloping approaching, the fat pig man looked up and saw many wolves pouring out from behind various dark buildings.
They all bared their sharp fangs with murderous intent, and their eyes emitted a faint green light.
"Eat him till he's gone." She ordered, and the pack of wolves pounced on the fat pig man. It's not that she wants to condone the wolves eating human flesh, but it's a scourge to keep this kind of scum, and it's better to be an appetizer for the wolves.
His anger was gone, Zuo Yang just wanted her to have a good rest: "Baby, let's go, my husband will take you back to your tent."
"Husband, you pay the bill first, and I'll prepare something delicious for you."
"But……"
"No buts, dear." After saying that, he ran away. Seeing that she seemed to have regained her strength by jumping up and down, he had no choice but to go back to his account and wait.
I just waited and waited for her to come back, and there was still no sign of her for about half an hour.
Although there were cloud guards everywhere outside, he still couldn't feel at ease. Just as he was about to pay the bill, he saw Wuyou with a happy face coming in carrying a stainless steel dinner plate. In the plate was a piece of beef as big as an adult man's fist, and... There is a corrugated knife, which should be used for slicing beef.
"Husband, you eat first, I still haven't made the soup yet."
"Baby..." This girl rushed out of the tent like a gust of wind.
Forget it, let's cut the beef into pieces first, and wait for her to come back to eat together. "Hey... this..." I couldn't cut off a piece of beef.
At first, Zuo Yang thought it was the knife that was not working, but unexpectedly, he changed the knife and it still didn't work.
As soon as he entered the tent, he saw his younger brother lying on the table and working hard: "Zuo, what are you doing here?"
"Brother, I'm back." He dropped the knife in his hand and said, "How was it?"
"I found one, but it's a pity that there is only one breath left."