He was not annoyed that he would not be fooled, and nodded in affirmation: "Well, I am a male dog, and you are my little bitch."
"You, you, you..." Wuyou was so shocked that his entire outlook was destroyed.
The magnetic voice teased again: "What's wrong with me, me, me? Baby!"
Wuyou's gentle attack on him was totally useless, "Shameless guy!"
"Everywhere, my lady has taught me well!" Seeing her deflated expression, Zuo Yang was in a happy mood. He had always been made dumbfounded by her shameless behavior in the past, but this time he finally got his revenge.
That's when he discovered a pattern. As long as he was more shameless and rogue than his wife when she acted strangely, Wuyou would be the only one who surrendered obediently in the end.
Because she is not as free and easy as she appears on the outside, and the reserve of a woman is always there in her heart.
"My husband has become thick-skinned. He is no longer my innocent little prince!" She broke free from the confinement and said calmly, with tears streaming down her cheeks.
He pulled her in front of him again: "It's not you, the little goblin, who caused the trouble."
"Who are you talking about?" Her face turned red with embarrassment, like a ripe pink peach, which made Zuo Yang hug her and take a bite.
The pain made Wuyou burst into tears. Looking at the saliva and teeth marks on her face, Zuo Yang was shocked to realize that he had gotten into trouble.
Wuyou looked at him like a monster, "You...did you just want to eat me?"
There is no doubt that she has figured out that Zuo Yang has been manipulated into an alien and wants to eat people for fun.
"Madam, bite me, hurry up, bite me!" He was anxious, Wuyou obviously regarded him as one of those experimental subjects (toxic tumor pigs).
"Pfft hahahahahaha, husband, I'm teasing you!" After saying that, he ran away.
The heart that jumped into his throat returned to its original position. Zuo Yang watched helplessly as the naughty man jumped happily in front of him.
The two of them were joking around along the way and soon arrived at the dining place.
The steamed pork ribs at this restaurant were not as delicious as rumored, so the two of them were a little disappointed. Fortunately, they were full. After paying the bill, the two of them walked leisurely and slowly to eat.
"Madam, let's go see a movie tonight!" Zuo Yang, like magic, took out two pink heart couple movie tickets.
The time was 21:21 pm, usually 90 minutes. Wuyou roughly calculated the time difference. Not only did he have time to hunt, but he also had time to have another midnight snack.
"Husband, you are like a roundworm in my belly. mua~" He wanted Wuyou to have all the memories that lovers should have, because she deserves all the good things in the world.
On the other side of the bus, 110 arrived at the scene and interrogated the driver. The man in the suit was not timid. He whispered a few words in the police's ears. The attitude of the two justice guards immediately changed 180°, and they were disrespectful and disrespectful.
What made all the passengers even more dumbfounded was that the police kept the passengers present at the time and asked about the appearance of Wuyou and Zuoyang one by one.
Fortunately, the girl who was violated had already got out of the car, otherwise the outcome would have been even worse if she encountered such a corrupt government.
The police also made a special call to the medical staff. Within a short time, the ambulance arrived at the scene. Even the accompanying nurse spoke softly to the man in the suit.
When the two returned home again, they were already very sleepy. They decided to catch up on their sleep for the movie time in the evening.
As soon as he rolled into bed, Zuo Yang started asking for today's sugar water and tea, "Husband, you... get up first..."
"Madam, just lie down and don't move...obey me...", the spring scenery in the room was quietly heating up.
When they woke up, the street lights were already on, so the two decided to eat hot pot. When they arrived, they ordered the mandarin duck pot, which has two kinds: spicy butter soup and mushroom soup. Zuo Yang saw Wuyou staring directly at the delicious food rolling in the spicy pot, so he took his chopsticks and stood guard.
As soon as she attacked, she was blocked back, "Madam, this is too spicy, you eat mushroom soup." Zuo Yang was worried about her stomach, so he kept controlling her obsession with chili peppers, which in turn aroused her obsession with eating chili peppers. of endless desire.
"Husband, I'll take one bite of the spicy food and two bites of the non-spicy food, okay?" She began to act coquettishly in an attempt to pass the test in a cute way.
"No!" The answer was clear and crisp.
If the soft one is not enough, then the hard one will come, bang! As soon as the table was slapped, he immediately entered the role, raised his head and asked: "Zuo Yang, are you in love with someone else and no longer love me?"
He happily blocked the chopsticks she took the opportunity to pinch again: "Shit, how is that possible!"
Wuyou, who was still pretending to be angry, instantly fell on the table like a deflated rubber ball, and the sneak attack failed.
"What should I do if I'm greedy?" She curled her lips and felt extremely aggrieved, as if she could cry in the next second.
Knowing that she was really greedy, he hurried over and held her head in his hands and said affectionately: "Baby, eat me, I'm so spicy."
He didn't deliberately lower his voice, and his shameless behavior caused the diners around him to snicker.
Wuyou swallowed angrily: "You... okay, why don't I stop eating! Sit back quickly."
Wuyou's face was red all the way through the meal, and he sighed to himself: Why is this man becoming more and more rogue? It's really terrible.
After enjoying the food, the two headed towards the cinema. When they arrived, they were just checking in for tickets, so the time was just right.
The two bought the necessary popcorn and drinks and entered hand in hand.
The movie was called "Love Letter", and there were many couples who came to see it. The venue was almost full, and every couple looked very sweet.
The final words at the end of the movie are more like a covenant of unity.
A hundred couples declared at the same time: "I can't swear to you how long I can love you. As long as I have a heartbeat and breathing, I can rest assured that I will still love you."
All the couples in the hall chose to kiss at this moment, and the theater warmly started the high-power bubble machine at this time.
Goo, goo, goo... The bubbles in the hall reflected the colorful light under the weak light source, making the atmosphere more beautiful and romantic.
However, when the bubbles disappeared and people looked at the big screen again, they found a black shadow hanging on the big screen with a scrolling cast list, and the lights turned on.
"Beep beep beep beep..."
The familiar chip band started to sound the alarm, which meant that when everyone was kissing, the person was not completely dead yet.
"ah!"
A scream broke the silence, "Dead! Dead!" When a person starts screaming in terror, it will cause a chain reaction.
All the girls timidly closed their eyes and hid in the arms of their boyfriends. Wuyou also left the lovers' hall in a panic under Zuo Yang's protection.
As soon as they arrived in the hall, Wuyou pressed Zuo Yang on the stool, stood up and said to him: "Husband, I forgot to take my mobile phone. I'll come as soon as I can." After saying that, he ran away without waiting for Zuo Yang's reaction.
"Fool, look for your phone with your phone. You won't even lie." Seeing her figure completely disappearing, Zuo Yang got up and walked towards the theater's control room.
In the surveillance footage, Wuyou went straight to the women's restroom. He couldn't help but praise: "She is indeed my wife!"
