It was the first time Jiang Xiaqing came to an adult products store. She was a little shy and embarrassed to enter.
"Let's go in," Li Lingjia said.
Jiang Xiaqing pointed to the store brand and said, "Jiajia, are you sure you want to give this to Qin Feng? Can he use it?"
Li Lingjia said bluntly: "Remove the word "?", if you give him this, he will definitely like it. Besides, girls who give sex toys are super cool."
Jiang Xiaqing said awkwardly, "Okay, let's go take a look."
Li Lingjia smiled and said, "I'll choose an expensive one later."
Jiang Xiaqing nodded and said, "Well, okay, let's move quickly, how about that?"
Li Lingjia said: "Fight quickly, gogogo."
The two of them went into the self-service store, and within five minutes, they ran out in a panic, acting like thieves.
Jiang Xiaqing's face turned red, and Li Lingjia also felt a little hot.
Li Lingjia said awkwardly: "It's a bit grand, but it doesn't matter. We are all adults, don't be ashamed."
Jiang Xiaqing said: "Hey, stop talking, let's go find Qin Feng."
Li Lingjia drove to school.
At the same time, Qin Feng was having a drink with his roommates in the dormitory.
"Brother Feng, during your absence, the brothers are studying hard and getting up on time at 6:30 in the morning." Zhao Haojie said with his face flushed from drinking and patting his chest with his bare arms.
Qin Feng asked with a smile: "Real or false?"
Guo Tao said: "I testify that it is indeed true. During this period, Xiaojie worked very hard and his English improved by leaps and bounds."
Qin Feng looked at Zhao Haojie and asked, "How about I test you on a few words?"
"Come on, come as you like." Zhao Haojie was eager to give it a try.
Qin Feng asked: "What did Apple say?"
"Le." Zhao Haojie opened his mouth, very confident.
"What about eating apples?" Qin Feng increased the difficulty.
"etle."
Zhao Haojie said: "Let's do something difficult, Brother Feng."
Qin Feng continued to ask: "What did the plane say?"
"rlne."
This vocabulary is relatively difficult, and Qin Feng did not expect Zhao Haojie to be able to answer it.
Qin Feng increased the difficulty and asked, "How do you say masturbation?"
Zhao Haojie was stumped...
Li Jing said excitedly at the side: "I can do this, just masturbate in English."
Everyone laughed.
Just when everyone was enjoying themselves, Guo Tao suddenly said, "Brothers, it's so fun to drink together. Unfortunately, we will be seniors when school starts, and there won't be much happy time left."
As soon as this statement came out, everyone was very frustrated.
Yes, the reason why youth is beautiful is because it is short.
Qin Feng patted the table and said, "So, the five of you will work hard to take the postgraduate entrance examination and try to renew the wine for another three years."
Li Jing said excitedly: "Come on, cheers, cheers, cheers to our youth."
Zhao Haojie: "You must go to the postgraduate entrance examination, I said so."
Dormitory 502 was particularly lively, and outside Dormitory 502, Li Lingjia and Jiang Xiaqing had already reached the fifth floor.
Jiang Xiaqing said shyly: "Jiajia, is it appropriate for us to blatantly give away sex toys?"
Li Lingjia said coldly: "Do you want face, or do you want a man?"
"I want a man." Jiang Xiaqing replied firmly.
"That's alright. This time, we must be sincere. After all, it was us who made the mistake first. After entering the door, we can apologize like crazy and that's it." Li Lingjia said.
Jiang Xiaqing asked worriedly: "What if Qin Feng still doesn't forgive us?"
Li Lingjia thought for a while and said, "Then we won't leave and stay on his bed."
Jiang Xiaqing nodded and said, "Okay."
In dormitory 502, everyone has drunk as much as they can.
After a few people chatted about youth and ideals,
The next topic will definitely be about women.
A man's drinking party generally follows this process.
"Brother Feng, how are you and the school belle of Jiang University doing? Are you successful? Brothers are still waiting to eat wedding candies." Li Jing asked gossiping.
While eating peanuts, Qin Feng said, "I'm having trouble. I'm waiting for her to come and apologize."
Li Jing was surprised and said: "What? Come to your door to apologize. Do you want the beauty of Jiang University to come to your door to apologize? You're just dreaming."
Zhao Haojie didn't believe it either. He said, "If I had a girlfriend as good-looking as the campus beauty of Jiangnan University, I would slap myself even if we had a fight."
Qin Feng said with a smile: "Look at your potential, believe it or not, she will be here in less than half an hour."
Zhao Haojie slapped the table and said, "I don't believe it, I definitely don't believe it. If she really comes to apologize, I will stand on my head and wash my hair."
Li Jing also said: "I will eat the ori directly, one basin at a time."
However, as luck would have it, as soon as the two of them made love, they heard someone knocking on the door outside.
"Hello, is anyone here?" Li Lingjia knocked on the door and asked.
There was silence in dormitory 502. Everyone stared in disbelief.
Dong dong dong...
Li Lingjia knocked on the door again and said, "Qin Feng, are you in the dormitory? If you are, please open the door."
At this time, Li Jing and others realized that this was not a dream.
Everyone hurriedly got dressed, and Zhao Haojie had his pants on inside out.
Qin Feng smiled and said, "How is it? I'm right."
Li Jing gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother Feng, Goddess forever, I'll open the door."
Li Jing hurriedly opened the door, and the smell of alcohol hit his face.
Li Lingjia exclaimed, "You guys are drinking, why didn't you call me?"
Li Jing said awkwardly: "The beauty of Jiang University, the beauty of Li University is here. I'm sorry for not being able to welcome you from afar."
Li Jing couldn't help but bow, he was really worthless.
Li Lingjia smiled and said, "We are here to find Qin Feng."
Li Jing understood instantly, and then quickly motioned with his eyes to the others to run.
Zhao Haojie smirked and said, "You guys chat, I'll wash my hair."
Guo Tao: "Let's go wash Zhao Haojie's hair."
In this way, the five brothers left the dormitory together to make room for Qin Feng.
Qin Feng looked at the two glamorous people and was stunned for a while.
Jiang Xiaqing was a little nervous, she didn't know how to speak.
However, under Li Lingjia's look, Jiang Xiaqing bravely stepped forward and said, "Qin Feng, I will buy you a Qiaomei. You can eat a Qiaomei. Don't be angry, okay?"
Qiaomei, that is, strawberry.
Qin Feng didn't speak and responded with silence.
Li Lingjia put down the things in his hands and said, "Qin Feng, don't be silent. Look, we also bought you a lot of toys, just because we are afraid that you will be lonely."
Li Lingjia took out a small toy and it screamed.
She guessed that Qin Feng would be happy, but Qin Feng was not at all, and his expression was still cold.
Li Lingjia and Jiang Xiaqing were like primary school students who had done something wrong, standing side by side in front of Qin Feng, waiting for Qin Feng's interrogation.
Qin Feng is an old man. At this time, he must remain silent. Silence is the best weapon.
Sure enough, Li Lingjia's heart rate was getting faster and faster, not to mention Jiang Xiaqing, whose palms were sweating from nervousness.
A few minutes later, Qin Feng asked coldly: "What are you doing here?"
Jiang Xiaqing whispered: "Apologise."
Qin Feng asked: "Apologise? Did you do anything wrong? Why are you apologizing?"
Jiang Xiaqing muttered: "Because...because...because of that box of cigarettes."
Li Lingjia quickly explained: "I actually bought that box of cigarettes."
Qin Feng looked at Li Lingjia and asked, "Did you buy it?"
Li Lingjia nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I want to learn to smoke, so..."
Qin Feng asked: "Where is the smoke?
"
Li Lingjia quickly took out the cigarette, handed it to Qin Feng obediently, and said, "Here is the invoice, you have to believe me."
The next second, Qin Feng slammed the table angrily and said, "Li Lingjia, do you still dare to learn to smoke? Do you know that smoking is harmful to your health?"
Li Lingjia nodded.
"Did you know that second-hand smoke is more harmful?"
Qin Feng got louder every time, and Li Lingjia couldn't resist it at all.
Outside the door of dormitory 502, the five brothers listened to what was going on inside, each one more shocked than the other.
Li Jing said to himself: "When can I be as tough as Brother Feng?"
Zhao Haojie said: "We will never be able to reach one ten thousandth of Brother Feng's strength."
Qin Feng hasn't smoked for a long time, and he doesn't have much of a smoking habit.
However, this time, in order to act more fierce, Qin Feng lit a cigarette.
Suddenly, Qin Feng's momentum changed.
Jiang Xiaqing put his hands behind his back and said, "I'm sorry, Qin Feng, I was wrong, I never dare to do it again."
Qin Feng looked at Jiang Xiaqing. Putting aside his personal emotions, Jiang Xiaqing was really beautiful today.
JK short skirt, paired with gray ***, is simply a man-killer.
However, Qin Feng had to hold back.
Qin Feng sighed and said, "I know that today you have been lying to me, lying about being sick, lying about smoking, and even creating the illusion that there is another man in the family. I know it, and my heart is just like Ming Jing'er."
Jiang Xiaqing whispered: "I'm sorry."
Qin Feng added: "But, let me tell you, your gray hair is not bad, and your hair is newly dyed."
Jiang Xiaqing immediately smiled and said, "Well, I dyed it specially for you, and the gray silk is also specially worn for you."
Qin Feng slammed the table angrily and said, "Don't be so playful. Did I say I forgive you? Go to the balcony and reflect for five minutes before coming back in."
Jiang Xiaqing nodded and said, "Oh, okay, I'll go reflect on it."
Li Lingjia wanted to reflect with Jiang Xiaqing, but Qin Feng said coldly: "Did I let you move? Put your hands on your head and squat down for me."
Li Lingjia protested: "I also dye my hair and wear gray silk. Why do you still treat me differently?"
Qin Feng glared at Li Lingjia and said, "Do you believe that I will slap you again?"
Li Lingjia took out a belt directly from her bag and a bottle of iodophor, which she had prepared in advance.
Qin Feng asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"
Li Lingjia explained: "Just pump it, add iodophor to the belt, and disinfect it while you pump it."
Qin Feng usually doesn't laugh unless he can't help it. Damn it, this Li Lingjia really deserves a beating.
