It's raining heavily outside, and it will probably stop in a while.
Tonight, there are three people in two beds again, which is difficult...
Why does God set such a test for Qin Feng every time? ..
Last time I went to Yunshang Grassland, there weren’t enough beds, and this time there weren’t enough beds.
It doesn't matter, the gun will be straight when it reaches the head of the bed, just take it one step at a time.
While preparing dinner, Jianjia set up the window shed of the RV.
The rain beat on the carport, dripping like a symphony.
On a whim, Jian Jia said to Qin Feng, "Qin Feng, let me give you a difficult problem."
Qin Feng replied: "A difficult problem? How difficult is it?"
"Can you sing some impromptu songs? The lyrics must contain the word rain. They can be original, or you can sing someone else's." Jianjia said.
Qin Feng thought for a while and said, "Okay."
"Then sing quickly." Jian Jia said excitedly.
Qin Feng shook his head and refused: "Do you want to have sex for nothing again?"
Jianjia thought for a while and said, "Well, I can pay for it. If you sing one song, I'll let Jingjing give you a thousand yuan. It's not a loss."
Qin Feng said: "The tens of billions president of Dangtang Group will only give you 1,000 yuan. It's really tough. I thought I would give him at least 1 million."
Jianjia said: "If you want one million, you can give it to me, provided that I am satisfied."
Qin Feng clicked his tongue and said, "Okay, I'll reluctantly sing a few verses, but let me make it clear first that songs have never been a tool for me to make money. It is a spiritual power that can cleanse the soul."
Jianjia asked: "Then have you used songs to cleanse your soul?"
Qin Feng replied: "Of course, I wash it every day, morning and evening."
Jian Jia urged, "Stop talking so fast and sing quickly. I'll get you the guitar."
Jian Jia brought Qin Feng the guitar.
Qin Feng thought for a moment and remembered the classic love song "The Rain Keeps Falling".
So, Qin Feng played the strings and sang the first song with the word rain.
It keeps raining and the atmosphere is not harmonious
Under the same roof, you gradually feel your heart changing
You may love him with hatred
I spent most of my youth just playing with him
The song "The Rain Keeps Falling" is a soulful interpretation of what it means to be a love song prince.
This song also made Jingjing get out of bed. She hurriedly opened the door and came out, saying, "Who wrote this song? It's so real. I spent all my great youth playing with you."
Jingjing resonated with this song and seemed very excited.
Jianjia signaled: "Jingjing, concentrate on listening to the song, don't take it in."
Qin Feng responded to Jingjing by cleverly borrowing a lyric: "You only blame him when you love him to the depths of his heart. If you don't let go, you will be cut off. That is a cliff with no way out."
Jingjing pointed at Qin Feng and said, "You are the cliff."
Qin Feng smiled and said: "Yes, I am a cliff, I need to be filled with your love."
Jingjing rolled her eyes and said, "Get out of here, I don't want to fill you up."
Qin Feng changed the subject and said, "How about I fill you up? Use my...ahem, fill you up."
Jingjing reacted immediately and hurriedly went to clean her ears. This man was simply too scary. Jingjing was defiled without paying attention.
Jian Jia didn't take it seriously at all. She clapped and said, "The song just performed was very realistic and the emotional expression was very rich. Is it original?"
Qin Feng replied: "That's right."
"Let's play one more song." Jian Jia said without finishing her meaning.
Qin Feng sang another song "Rain in June", with a soothing melody and beautiful lyrics that really touched people's hearts.
A rain trapped me here
Your cold expression makes me sad
The rain in June is you who are ruthless
Along with every bit of it, it hurts my heart
After singing this song, Jingjing completely understood
What does it mean to be a polite scum?
While Jingjing was jealous of Qin Feng's talent, she couldn't help but sigh.
God, why are the more emotional people are able to write such soulful songs?
Jingjing stepped forward and said, "Qin Feng, you should wear a pair of gold-rimmed glasses."
Qin Feng frowned and said, "Why? I'm not short-sighted."
"Because that makes you look more like a polite scum."
Qin Feng said with a smile: "I don't admit that I am a scum, and gentleness has nothing to do with me. After all, I like men who tear their vaginas apart with their hands."
Jingjing took two steps back because she was wearing a t-shirt.
After listening to the two songs, Jian Jia felt satisfied.
"I'll go back to the company and record the songs. These two songs are full of ideas, have excellent lyrics, and have moving melodies. I can't guarantee that they will be hits, but they will at least be a small hit," Jian Jia said.
Qin Feng said calmly: "I don't release songs to make money, I just want those who are trapped in love to have a spiritual sustenance."
Jingjing then said: "Then please return that black card to me, thank you."
Qin Feng glared at Jingjing and said, "I'll give you a big competition bag."
Soon, dinner was ready.
The three of them were sitting on the leather sofa, around a small round table, drinking beer and eating barbecue.
This is also a kind of artistic conception.
Although Jingjing seems to be aggressive towards Qin Feng, she still cares about Qin Feng.
No, Jingjing wrapped the first portion of meat in the baking pan with lettuce leaves, dipped it in dipping sauce, and handed it to Qin Feng first.
Qin Feng looked very disgusted and said, "Did you just go to the toilet without washing your hands? Come on, I know you want to trick me."
Jingjing has never been so speechless in her life.
Jingjing angrily said, "Do you think everyone is as unhygienic as you? Do you eat or not?"
Qin Feng shook his head and said, "If you don't eat, I think you are dirty. I like to be self-reliant."
At this time, Jian Jia also rolled one for Qin Feng, handed it to him and said, "Qin Feng, there is no pepper in this, do you want to eat it?"
Qin Feng smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, Mr. Cao, you are already spicy enough, no need to add more chili peppers, thank you."
Qin Feng happily took Jian Jia's lettuce roll.
How can we tolerate Jingjing being treated so differently?
"You think I'm not spicy enough, is that what you mean?" Jingjing said coldly.
Qin Feng said while eating: "Don't take your seat, I didn't tell you."
The next second, Jingjing tore off her knee-length skirt with her hands.
A good above-the-knee skirt was torn directly into a miniskirt.
Boy, this woman is scary.
Qin Feng broke into a cold sweat while watching. This little girl is definitely prone to violence.
However, violence is violence, but it does give people a strong visual impact.
Then, Jingjing put her legs up and said, "Is it spicy enough now?"
Qin Feng nodded awkwardly and said, "You are really hardworking."
"Then you hurry up and give it to me, don't leave any bite behind."
Jingjing is like a female tyrannosaurus, but this female tyrannosaurus has the most perfect appearance and figure in the world, which is really hard to resist.
Since you can't conquer this female tyrannosaurus from the front, it's better to do the opposite.
As a result, Qin Feng began to obey Jingjing's wishes.
Jingjing rolled a cauliflower roll, and Qin Feng ate one.
Roll one and eat one.
As a result, Jingjing is not even eaten.
Jingjing decisively put away her arrogance and lowered her voice and said, "Brother, you've eaten too much. It's my turn, and I haven't taken a bite yet."
Qin Feng said with a smile: "Don't you want to show your courtesy to me? How can I waste your kindness? I just didn't have a bite left."
Jingjing said with shame, "You are so obedient."
Soon, Qin Feng was 70% full after eating, and Qin Feng let out a long, loud belch.
This hiccup lasted for ten seconds, Jianjia
Both Jingjing and Jingjing were shocked.
Jingjing said in shock: "You can apply for the Guinness World Record for hiccups."
Jian Jia hates rude people, especially boys who burp and chirp unscrupulously at the dinner table.
However, there are exceptions to everything.
The man in front of her just couldn't be disliked. Why?
As the saying goes, food and clothing give rise to evil thoughts, Qin Feng still cannot eat too much.
So, Qin Feng slowed down the progress and said, "Let's play a game."
Jingjing likes to play games. She said happily: "Okay, okay, what to play? Sieve Pai Gow? Truth or Dare? How about we play rock, paper, scissors, and whoever loses takes off a piece of clothing, how about that?"
Jingjing's words revealed her true nature.
Qin Feng immediately retorted: "Can you be more positive as a human being? How can I be polite about taking off my clothes at all times? I am alone with a man and a woman in the wilderness. What if I can't control myself? Will you raise the child after I give birth?"
Jingjing said with shame: "Brother, you really think too much, can you even think of giving birth to a child?"
Qin Feng thought for a moment and said: "In this way, let's play a small game at the wine table. The name of the game is Who Rings Who Drinks. As the name suggests, the three of us will post to Moments together. The content of the Moments will be the contact information of the three of us. If If someone’s phone rings, how about a drink?”
Jingjing smiled and said: "Oh, I thought it was a high-end game, no problem, but drinking beer is too boring. Sister, is there any foreign wine in the car?"
Jian Jia smiled and said, "I'll get it."
Qin Feng said coldly: "Last time I got you two sisters drunk, I didn't have any face at all. This time, I have to get it back."
Jianjia took out two bottles of Jägermeister and four bottles of Red Bull.
Qin Feng couldn't help but sigh: "Jegerel pairing with Red Bull, there will be no worries tonight."
Jingjing skillfully unscrewed the bottle cap and filled the bottle with wine according to a certain proportion.
When Jingjing poured the third cup, Qin Feng said in time: "Wait a minute, your sister has to drive tomorrow and can't drink."
Jingjing said: "It's okay. With my sister's ability, I can completely metabolize the alcohol in one night."
"That's not possible, we can't take risks." Qin Feng said.
Jingjing smiled and said, "Are you afraid? Are you afraid that our sisters will join forces to get you drunk?"
Qin Feng hesitated for two seconds. To be honest, it was really scary for these two people to join forces.
Jingjing continued: "If you admit that you are afraid, I will ask my sister to stop, and I will go 1v1 solo with you. How about it?"
Qin Feng said confidently: "Come on, come on, who is afraid of who? You can't drink it, and you can't vomit it."
"That's right, that's right."
At this time, Jian Jia added: "It's okay, Qin Feng, I have an alcohol detector in my car. I will test it tomorrow. If it passes, I can go on the road again. I can accompany you tonight."
It can be seen that Jian Jia is really greedy for wine.
Qin Feng had a premonition that something bad was going to happen, but as a gentleman, Qin Feng couldn't be cowardly.
So, Qin Feng slapped the table and said, "Come on, come on, who is afraid of who?"
Jingjing also yelled: "I don't care about life and death. If you don't accept it, just do it, hahahaha."
Qin Feng continued: "Let's start with the dirty talk. Having sex while drunk cannot be a crime. Let's make a gentleman's agreement first. If there is any spark, we can't complain. The most important thing is, we can't call the police."
Jingjing said with a smile: "Don't say there are sparks, even if you create children, I don't need you to raise them, I will raise them myself."
Jingjing's words made people's blood boil.
At this time, Jianjia stood up and locked the RVs to prevent anyone from entering after drinking in the middle of the night.
Qin Feng felt like he had entered a den of thieves. He said awkwardly: "Mr. Cao, don't close the door. What if I want to vomit?"
Jianjia replied: "It's okay. There is a toilet in the toilet. You can spit in the toilet. We are on a remote road now, so we still have to pay attention to safety."
Qin Feng nodded and said, "There's nothing wrong with it. Mr. Cao still thought it through."
If the six bottles of beer just now were just a warm-up, then now the battle officially begins.
The three sent messages to Moments at the same time, announcing each other's phone numbers with the text: Whoever rings, drinks.
Qin Feng is not afraid of this game at all, because his "silly girl" will automatically block Jiang Xiaqing and the others.
A fire in the backyard would never happen.
Soon, Jingjing's cell phone rang within a few minutes of the announcement of this circle of friends.
Jingjing said angrily: "Who is this? I really don't have the eyesight to see him. I turned around and blocked him."
According to the rules of the game, Jingjing needs to answer the phone and turn on the hands-free.
Jingjing pressed the hands-free button and said coldly: "Hey, who's there?"
On the other side of the phone was a boy with a magnetic voice.
"Jingjing, are you drinking outside? Drink less."
You can tell from the voice that the other person is a warm man.
Jingjing responded: "Since you want me to drink less, you shouldn't have made this call to me."
The boy said anxiously: "I want to say, where are you? I will go find you and hold your drink for you."
The boy had no hesitation, and Qin Feng was particularly moved when he heard this.
However, Jingjing's answer was heartbreaking.
"Brother, who are you? Can you tell me first? I don't have your notes." Jingjing asked.
The boy broke his guard immediately, and then said awkwardly: "It's me, Sun Xiaobin, we met at the last party."
"Xiao Bin, okay, I understand. You are the first person to be blocked and deleted by me tonight. Out of respect, I want to know your name first. Hang up."
Jingjing hung up the phone and then simply blocked and deleted the other party.
At the same moment, there was another sad person in the world.
Qin Feng couldn't help but said: "You are so heartless. You blocked and deleted him casually and directly gave him 10,000 points of critical damage? I have a picture in my mind."
Jingjing drank the entire cup of Jagermeister in one gulp and said, "Shut up, I hate warm men the most. Do you know why?"
"Why?" Qin Feng asked.
"Because Nuannan is like coal. It's quite warm when it's burned, but when it's finished, it turns into dregs." Jingjing explained.
"Holy shit, a warm man turned into a scumbag?" Qin Feng was extremely surprised by his description of Jingjing.
"Yes, that's what it means, come on, come on, keep going."
The three of them continued to wait, but what was still waiting was Jingjing's cell phone ringtone.
"Su hi, Su hi, Su hi..." Jingjing's cell phone ringtone is so magical that people can't help but sing along.
Qin Feng shivered and said with a smile: "Su hey, Su hey, Su hey, Su hey, hey, hey."
Jingjing answered the call again, and it was another warm man who only knew how to ask for help on the phone.
Jingjing deletes every one of these warm men.
Jingjing drank five drinks in a row, and she couldn't hold it anymore.
Of course, Jingjing's drinking capacity was more than that, mainly because she drank too quickly.
Just when Qin Feng was feeling proud, Qin Feng's cell phone suddenly rang.
The caller ID turned out to be Li Lingjia.
Holy shit, what's going on?
Didn’t Sha Niu set up a blocker? impossible.
Qin Feng is a little panicked, what should he do? Waiting online, quite urgent.
