Qin Feng was driving at the time. When he heard Jingjing's emergency call for help, he immediately pulled over and stopped.
Qin Feng asked in surprise: "What is it? Is there a thief in your house?"
Jingjing said tremblingly: "It's not a thief, it's a ghost. It's in the backyard. It makes little rustling sounds from time to time. My sister and I don't dare to act rashly."
"You take the holding talisman to hold it." Qin Feng replied.
"Go away, I get angry when you mention this, come here quickly." Jingjing urged.
Qin Feng was just about to shift into gear when suddenly, he thought of something.
"You mean there's something going on in the backyard?" Qin Feng asked.
"That's right, the sound of "dong dong dong" is a bit like a knock on the door." Jingjing explained.
"It's ***." Qin Feng replied.
"Rogue, how long has it been and you still speak in a pornographic accent?" Jingjing said angrily.
Qin Feng said with shame: "I'm not being a hooligan, I meant it might be a chicken. The little stupid chicken we didn't kill before probably had the rope that tied the chicken loose. Don't be afraid, just take a look."
"I don't dare..." Jingjing said aggrievedly.
At this moment, Jingjing looked exactly like a little girl. She didn't have the domineering energy she had shown before when she bared her teeth and claws at Qin Feng.
Jian Jia is relatively calm. After comprehensive consideration, she does not feel that there is a possibility of a burglar in her home. As for ghosts...
Qin Feng encouraged: "If you don't dare to go now, you will have a guilty conscience for the rest of your life. The most terrifying thing in the world is often not the fear itself, but your groundless imagination, do you understand?"
Qin Feng hadn't finished speaking yet, Jian Jia was going to go downstairs to take a look.
Jingjing hurriedly shouted: "Sister, wait for me."
Jingjing quickly picked up the baseball bat and followed her sister downstairs.
As expected, what the hell is this? It was clearly a little stupid chicken pecking at the potted plant.
Jingjing breathed a long sigh of relief, Qin Feng was really right.
She continued to pick up the phone and said, "You are really a stupid chicken. You just scared me to death."
"How cowardly."
"Go away, you stinky man. I'll settle the score with you later."
"Hang up, hang up."
Qin Feng hung up the phone, Jingjing yawned, stretched, and said to her sister: "Sister, we seem to have some serious illness."
Jian Jia smiled and replied: "Yes, why did you call Qin Feng just now? Shouldn't you contact the security department of the villa area as soon as possible? They must have come faster. Obviously, Qin Feng is not the optimal route." .
Jingjing nodded and said, "Yes, so love can make people lose their rationality, because I have decided to seal my heart with cement."
"Okay, I'll be responsible for supervising your project."
The fog has lifted, and Jianjia and Jingjing are ready to take a good rest.
Therefore, there are not so many ghosts in the world, but more suspicion.
In the Wuling van, Qin Feng said to himself: "Fortunately, I am smart, otherwise I would have wasted twenty yuan in gas money."
At half past eleven in the evening, Qin Feng returned to the dormitory. At that time, they were chatting happily in the dormitory.
As soon as Qin Feng opened the door and came in, Li Jing grabbed Qin Feng and sat down, and said quickly: "Brother Feng, Brother Feng, you are finally back. I have been looking forward to you for a long time."
When Qin Feng saw him like this, he knew something was up.
The so-called showing courtesy for nothing is a thief if you are not a woman.
"What are you doing? Do you have something to ask me for?" Qin Feng asked
"A big matter, an extremely serious matter." Li Jing said seriously.
"tell me the story."
"I want a kiss."
As soon as these four words were spoken, the whole dormitory started to cheer. Li Jing blushed and looked shy like an old sister-in-law.
Qin Feng was speechless and stared at him and said, "You really want to kiss me and go find your partner. Are you looking for chicken feathers?"
Li Jing put his hands behind his back and said with a shy face: "I still have my first kiss, but I don't know how to do it, so I want to ask Brother Feng for advice."
Qin Feng suddenly got goosebumps all over his body and said, "Hurry up and give it to me."
Go ahead and cleanse the smell of garlic from your mouth. "
Li Jing shouted: "Yes."
Qin Feng is like an old father now, teaching him everything.
In addition to Li Jing, Zhao Haojie has been waiting quietly for Qin Feng to start class with a small notebook.
Qin Feng glanced at him and said, "What are you going to do? You don't even have a partner yet, so you just want to kiss me?"
Zhao Haojie chuckled and said, "If you don't have it now, it doesn't mean you won't have it in the future, right?"
"If you have nothing to do, go to the playground for a walk. Don't play games in the dormitory all the time. Girlfriends won't fall from the sky, do you understand?"
Zhao Haojie looked embarrassed and said, "I went to the playground to strike up a conversation, but they all ignored me. It was so embarrassing."
Qin Feng immediately said: "You want girls to take the initiative to strike up a conversation with you."
"How is this possible?"
Qin Feng sighed and said, "You really have to put the food into your mouth before eating, right?"
"Please give me some advice, Brother Feng."
Qin Feng pointed to the cardboard box in front of Zhao Haojie and said, "Here, bring me the cardboard box. Brother Tao, give me the scissors and the glue stick."
"Hey, okay." Guo Tao responded.
Then, Qin Feng turned waste into treasure and immediately took apart several cardboard boxes and pieced them together to create a pet dog.
Zhao Haojie was stunned and exclaimed: "Damn it, Brother Feng, you still have this skill? You are so awesome."
Qin Feng sneered: "You don't have diamonds, how do you still want to pick up girls? Just dream, you can take it for a walk on the playground tomorrow, guaranteed to turn heads, and you will definitely receive WeChat messages from girls."
"Brother Feng is awesome." Zhao Haojie's eyes were shining as if he had found a treasure.
At this time, the silly Li Jianjian came over and said with a playful smile: "Brother Feng, can you teach me such a skillful hand job? I am willing to offer my skin swallow."
"Go away, stop disgusting me."
After a while, Li Jing came back from brushing his teeth. He begged again: "Brother Feng, Brother Feng, please teach me the skills of kissing."
Qin Feng took a sip of water and said, "Come on, come on, we've welded the car doors shut, we're about to leave."
"Dirty dirty dirty..."
Several people stared at Qin Feng, more seriously than looking at ***, and they didn't dare to fast forward at all.
"First of all, before kissing her, slowly approach her, put your hands on the back of her neck, then pull her over and hug her, and gently touch her lips with your mouth."
"Secondly, if you like forced kisses, you can pull her over and onto your lap while she is learning."
"Then he looked at her for three seconds, and his eyes wandered between her eyes and mouth for a while."
"Then..."
After some theoretical explanation, Li Jing was deeply shocked, but there is always a difference between theory and practice.
Suddenly, Li Jing turned his head and looked at Zhao Haojie, and the two began to flirt with each other.
"Brother Jack!"
"Little plum!"
"Jiejiejie..."
Qin Feng looked at them like this and sighed: "It's starting again..."
Qin Feng was too lazy to pay attention to these two idiots.
These days, Qin Feng has not written any words, so Qin Feng must seize the time to make up for the number of words.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Qin Feng was writing about the battle at Guangmingding, and Zhang Wuji singled out six major sects.
Suddenly, Zhao Haojie wailed, "Oh no, Victoria's Secret is canceled next week."
The dormitory brothers exploded in an instant, and Victoria's Secret canceled it, which was even more uncomfortable than killing them.
Qin Feng smiled, turned his chair and said, "There is no way, this is God's will, alas, what a pity. Where is Li Jing? Why didn't I see him speak?"
"I'm here!"
Li Jing suddenly sat up from Zhao Haojie's bed, his face was full of spring and oily, and he looked like an old sister-in-law.
Just when everyone was dejected, Li Jing had an idea and said: "Since Victoria's Secret is cancelled, we can hold a school-wide catwalk show, and I can go to the club with all the lighting and sound equipment."
Group rental. "
Zhao Haojie became excited again and screamed: "I agree, I agree. School beauties from all walks of life will appear on stage and the scene will be absolutely shocking."
Guo Tao said: "The question is, do you two have such a big reputation? Are others willing to come and participate in the catwalk?"
Li Jing and Zhao Haojie got out of bed at the same time and came to Qin Feng's side.
The two of them showed lewd smiles and said hehe, "Of course we don't have such a big face, but I, Brother Feng, do."
Zhao Haojie emphasized: "Brother Feng's autographed book is now very hard to find. We will hold a Xiuxiu competition, and people will participate in the voting. The top three votes will get Brother Feng's autographed book, and the winner will get a photo of Brother Feng's private room, hahahaha , there will definitely be a long queue of players signing up for the competition.”
Li Jing slapped his thigh and said, "I will be the judge then, and I will screen out the small ones first, hahahaha."
The two of them were dreaming about spring and autumn, without any consideration for the feelings of the person involved.
Qin Feng said with a straight face: "Did you ask for my permission? Am I the one who signed the book so casually?"
The five people in the dormitory all looked at him expectantly.
Qin Feng really couldn't bear to attack them, so he felt guilty and said, "Let's do it!"
The whole bed is boiling!
