After resting for a long time, Xuerou woke up with her tired body.
She had a very scary dream last night. She dreamed that Ye Siren was wearing a bright red shirt and trousers, and said to her in a coquettish manner: "Woman, you successfully caught my attention!"
As she said that, she turned 3360 degrees on the small stage of Cupid Bar, and then a flying horse crossed the bar and came to the seat where she had been sitting.
Biting the red rose, he said to her angrily: "Woman, did I guess your measurements correctly?"
The self she saw in the mirror was almost dumbfounded by the dream.
"Fortunately, Ye Siren did not attend the birthday party. If the bra was really a gift from him, I will have to spend this day in jail next year." The only thing Xuerou felt lucky was that Siren did not attend the birthday party, so it was definitely not his fault.
At last night's birthday party, Xuerou almost forced everyone to confess, but in the end no one admitted that the bra was a gift from him.
The society is dead, the society is dead, tootmd the society is dead.
Especially when facing Chen Dongsheng and Qiu Wensheng, you can tell how angry they are by looking at their faces that want to kill someone. Giving a bra to the girl you like on her birthday is simply a provocation!
"That person must secretly like the senior sister, and even regard the senior sister as a sexual fantasy object every day. Senior sister, you have to be careful..." Xiaojing herself and her sister have had this experience.
When she was studying in Wang Xian, when she opened the cabinet one day at school, she immediately saw a set of sexy underwear hanging in a conspicuous place. At that time, she was always on tenterhooks going to and from school every day after school. Fortunately, Ye Siren and Jiang Nanmei did not fall out at that time, and she was still protected in Siren's small group. Later, it was discovered that the pervert turned out to be the son of a certain high school vice-principal. With the help of many parties, the matter was settled. (Although the son of the vice-principal could not be punished in the end.)
But Tan Qingli holds the completely opposite opinion. She knows very well about Xuerou, the boss she longs for. She thought from the bottom of her heart that Xuerou was not a beautiful woman at all.
Therefore, she didn't think the bra was given by a pervert who had a crush on Xuerou.
After all, the only thing about Xuerou that can be considered attractive is the pair of bears.
People who know her well know that she has a lot of body hair, smelly armpits...and a big frame. Compared with other girls, Xuerou is not a beauty, and she does not fit in with the current mainstream aesthetic of being white, young, tender and thin.
There is only one kind of people who would regard her as a beauty, that is, those who are very conservative and still retain the beauty of the previous generation, which is similar to the "Peaceful Country and Peace of the People" recognized by the "Coconut Group".
Chen Dongsheng, who is famous for being a romantic, probably liked Xuerou for a change because he ate too much and watched too much.
Qiu Wensheng was born frail, so it was understandable that he would like a girl like Xuerou who was physically fit;
Zhang Chu and Zhang Fan are just pure weirdos, saying they like Xuerou? No, they are more like the kind that can be used by any woman...
When everyone was guessing which person present was the pervert who had a crush on Xuerou, Jingqing pulled Xuerou aside and explained.
"Bra, bra, means a bra of great evil. In many traditional Guangdong families, it is a taboo custom in many traditional Guangdong families to give a bra to an enemy on his birthday, and to give it a size. I think that person does not like the senior sister, but that person is I want to curse you."
Yes, it would be fine if he liked me,
If his purpose was purely disgusting, or even wanting to curse himself, that would be troublesome.
Xuerou is not afraid of physical enemies, but when it comes to uncontrollable supernatural powers, she still clings to the idea of respecting ghosts and gods and staying away...
Xuerou originally wanted to keep a low profile, but the foul-mouthed Xu Xiaoyao made it known to the gang Guo group that she had received the bra. This matter spread to Zhou Guodong, who even filed a record with the police. Everyone was concerned about it. This incident is taken seriously.
"If you are worried, please hand over the bear mask to me tomorrow for the police record." Zhou Guodong attaches great importance to this kind of thing. After all, Chen Nanfang Middle School is famous for its "simple school spirit" and has always been the target of police attention.
Li Moyan was also watching, but she didn't make a sound, thinking: I have warned you more than once, little disciple.
Ye Siren was not out of the group yet, so he did not respond because he was already on the way to the high seas.
The big ship approached the strait. Uncle Ye and everyone returned to the fishing boat filled with instant noodles. He called an old sailor. Lao Chen followed Siren and brought several boxes of instant noodles, a stove, fresh water, bowls and chopsticks that he had selected. Got on the speedboat and headed to an unknown island.
Soon, a group of black men holding AK-47s and RPGs and wearing ragged camouflage uniforms approached them in five or six speedboats.
If it had been anyone else, he would have been scared to death, but Ye Siren acted very calm.
"Master Chen, why do we bring instant noodles?"
"You will know when the time comes."
But they saw a man with a thin build and a ferocious face who was holding a rifle and had a corner of his mouth missing from a gunshot wound. He was pointing a gun at them.
Siren communicated a few words with him fluently.
"Master Chen, he said he wants travel expenses!"
"OK!"
But when Master Chen set up the stove, he asked the man with a short mouth to pick out a few packs of instant noodles, and cooked them one by one in front of him: Kang Shuaifu braised beef, Baixiang's old hen, Tongyi's pickled cabbage. Beef, Chaoshan crab king noodles, Hong Kong Demae Icho sesame oil noodles, etc...
Siren and Chen Shichuan cooked the packets one by one, added seasonings, and handed them to them.
The man with the missing mouth each took a small bite and passed it to his other companions.
When he ate beef with pickled vegetables, he suddenly became furious, shot Siren's speedboat, and then pointed the gun at his head.
Siren had a drop of cold sweat on his forehead and felt a chill in his heart. However, he still relied on the guard of the semi-military ship behind him. Without any panic, he reprimanded him for shooting before asking him why.
"What did he say?" Master Chen asked.
"He said it tasted like feet..."
"Oops," Master Chen thought, thinking of the news about "sauerkraut on foot" reported in the cafeteria this morning, and felt a chill in his heart.
"It's okay, we still have white elephant base..."
So Siren cooked Bai Xiang's old hen noodles for him, and he nodded.
The two parties agreed on the amount of the transaction, and then the man with a short mouth gave them a flag. Lao Chen waved the flag to Uncle Ye on the fishing boat, and Uncle Ye drove the fishing boat into the peninsula.
However, they learned that because of the war, many nearby refugees had formed pirates and went to sea to make a living by burning, killing, and robbing. Compared with gold and cash, instant noodles are their most important trading currency. The more delicious the instant noodles are, the more you can barter for tolls or even other valuable things.
Of course, these things are secondary... The most important thing is how to use Sumire's instant noodles to rescue as many university professors in Iraq as possible safely from the hands of the US military and pirates.
On the other side of the earth, Siren and Uncle Ye are embarking on a thrilling adventure.
However, Chen Nanfang Middle School also faces new challenges.
When Xuerou was walking uphill, she suddenly saw a familiar car passing by her.
She was stunned for a moment and looked at the person in the car. It was her stepfather, Schubert.
What on earth is he here to do?
However, not long before her, it was Huo Jian. He suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and when he looked back, he saw a pair of terrifying eyes staring at him.
"Oops, does Xuerou think it was given by me?"
After the birthday party last night, all the boys who attended the birthday party, except Qiu Wensheng and Chen Dongsheng, were in panic. They looked at each other, fearing that there was a pervert hiding among them.
He turned around with a chill in his heart.
Gao Wenjian wasn't much better either. He and Tan Qingli usually went to and from school together. Because of what happened yesterday, Qingli didn't dare to go with him.
Not to mention the more normal ones, Liu Qiqiang, Xu Xiaoyao, Zhang Chu, and Zhang Fan are also highly suspected.
Back in the music room, the boys were all very calm, not daring to speak or even look directly at Xuerou.
But the more this happened, the more Xuerou felt that everyone was paying attention to her.
This strange atmosphere was not broken until Li Moyan arrived.
Everyone took their musical instruments and gathered in the auditorium, forming a neat square formation to welcome Li Moyan's arrival.
But today, in addition to her, she brought Schubert and other new teachers with her.
"Good morning madam!" Under the leadership of Xuerou, everyone saluted Mo Yan first.
"Hello everyone, because the Liaison Office of the Central People's Government attaches great importance to this performance, we have invited the national team coach, Mr. Harry Schubert, to be the leader of this overseas performance."
"Good morning Sir!"
Schubert walked in the center of the podium and announced the Japanese performance arrangements to the team members.
"Because the country attaches great importance to this performance, but the quality of the members of the Unicorn Horse is uneven. After discussions between myself, Coach Li and Commissioner Peng, the candidates for this performance will be changed to be from the Unicorn Horse." , Black Dragon, Phoenix, and White Swan, selected about 80 members and 40 cheerleaders to form a joint band to perform together."
When Schubert said this, everyone burst into laughter!
how?
The opportunity to perform abroad that you finally secured has to be shared with other bands?
Everyone listened and felt very dissatisfied.
"Today, we will select team members who can participate in the performance. Among them, Lin Xuerou, Li Xiaojing, Qiu Wensheng, Guo Dong, Liu Qiqiang, Zhou Zixin, and Huo Jianting are ex-officio members and are exempted from this selection. Don't worry, everyone, in order to maintain the "Magical Girl" "Integrity, the quota of Unicorn is the same as that of other bands."
In other words, excluding the natural quota, there are still 14 spots left for the Unicorn Horse.
Lin Xuerou, Li Xiaojing, Qiu Wensheng, and Zhou Zixin are all the top players in the band. It is natural that they can be exempted from the exam, but Guo Dong and Liu Qiqiang are a little confused.
Especially Liu Qiqiang, he will take the clarinet level 5 exam in October and November, while the director Tan Qingli is already level 7, and she is preparing to take the level 8 exam. In terms of strength and qualifications, it is not his turn. Tan Qingli is also very confused by Shu Bo. Special operation.
So, during the inquiry phase, he asked: "Coach Harry, I think Tan Qingli is more suitable to be an ex-officio player than me. How could it be me."
But Schubert smiled coldly and said, "By the way, due to some special reasons, some team members cannot participate in this performance."
So Schubert explained to everyone the basic requirements for joining the team.
First, consider the overall height difference. Boys are above 170cm tall; girls are above 165cm tall.
At this time, the girls in the entire band were confused. On average, the girls in Chen Nanfang were not very tall. Most of them were concentrated between 150 and 160. Lin Xuerou, Zhou Zixin, and Li Xiaojing were all a minority among the minority. No matter how short boys are, they are only around 170cm tall, so they can still blend into the queue of girls.
Only Xu Xiaoyao took a deep breath, because he just passed 170.
This time, the main girls of Unicorn, Lun Jingqing, Tan Qingli, Xia Yu and all the cheerleaders were in trouble.
The more Xuerou listened, the more uncomfortable she felt. She actually shouted in front of everyone: "This is unreasonable! Why should we give the performance we strive to come back to others! Why should we be measured by other people's standards!"
Senior! Senior! Senior!
Everyone was shocked as they listened. Lin Xuerou openly resisted the decision of the national team and the Liaison Office of the Central People’s Government?
