Chapter 5: Who burned Uncle Huofeng’s butt?

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A little girl is being trampled under their feet!

"Oh my god, I'm sorry, baby, why are you here?"

"Does your body hurt?"

The two of them hurriedly took out the pain-relieving pills and blood-stasis-removing pills, and looked at her with blank expressions.

Erya opened her hazy sleepy eyes and said concisely: "It hurts to be exposed to the sun."

Two pills were immediately fed into his mouth.

The next moment, Erya suddenly felt light and warm on her body~

Well, she fell asleep again because it was so comfortable!

The two people who were still waiting for feedback: "..."

This is truly the most Buddhist child they have ever seen!

Old Mrs. Sun was a bit confused: "Old man, it's enough for you to hire child laborers. If you hire two at once, don't you want to be the manager of this foreign peak?"

Old man Sun quickly told the cause and effect of the matter.

After learning that Ye Shu had lost her husband and had two sons, Mrs. Sun immediately felt pity.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? She's already so pitiful, and you still let her stay outside as a handyman!"

If you work as a handyman in the outer sect, you will never be able to become a disciple unless you have a great opportunity.

The path to seeking immortality and asking questions was cut off.

Old Mrs. Sun muttered: "Don't worry about this, I'll find a way to at least let her learn some self-protection techniques!"

At this time, Ye Shu was being discussed.

Making poison sadly in the hut.

The first step is to heat the oil in a pan~

The second step is to follow the poison recipe and put it randomly!

Looking at the poisonous water that gradually changed color.

Ye Shu: Jie Jie Jie!

Wait, after she succeeds, she will definitely go out and kill!

After all, if you can do it, try not to make any noise!

In addition to daily cleaning, the outer door servants also need to practice the sect's low-level skills.

In a huge lecture hall, hundreds of people were listening together, which made it easier for Ye Shu to sleep around.

Just when she was nodding her head, the sound was like a chicken pecking at rice.

The female cultivator next to her suddenly touched the ground with her right foot, trying to trip her up.

Unexpectedly, Ye Shu could sense her surroundings even though she had her eyes closed.

She opened her eyes suddenly: "Who is it? What little trash wants to launch a sneak attack!"

And his sight was accurately locked on the upper left!

The female cultivator gritted her teeth and immediately raised her hand to report, "Senior Brother, there is someone here who doesn't attend class well and doesn't listen to Senior Brother's teachings!"

Ye Shu: "!!"

Little trash, you don’t have martial ethics!

She hates people who snitch in class the most!

The senior brother who was teaching on the stage also looked depressed.

It is already very sad to be chosen to teach these losers, but there are still people causing trouble in his class!

He doesn't even care about this kind of person, he just throws him out!

He immediately put up his airs and looked at Ye Shu: "If you don't want to hear it, get out."

Ye Shu sat obediently and looked at him motionless.

The teaching brother: "..." Don't think that the glare means it's not you!

Only then did Ye Shu react, with a face full of surprise: "Senior brother, you're not talking about me, are you?"

Everyone: Are you so shameless that you have stripped the city wall and put it on your face?

The teaching brother nodded.

Ye Shu immediately stood up, filled with indignation: "I have been listening carefully to the lecture, and everything my senior brother just said is imprinted in my mind!"

"Oh? Then the pyrotechnics I talked about, if you can use it, stay, if you can't use it, leave."

Although arson is the most basic low-level skill, how can someone who has only learned it for an hour use it?

The intention of the teaching brother was obvious.

Everyone looked at Ye Shu, waiting to see her joke.

Ye Shu glanced at the low-level skills in her hands calmly.

I dare not say anything else, but using fire...

She is someone who has made elixirs!

However, when she was refining the elixir before, she seemed to have ten fingers emitting Qi, and there was only one in this book.

Ye Shu thought for a moment and raised her middle finger.

He raised his finger to the sky and shouted: "Fire your mother!"

Everyone: "Huh? Huh?"

What's this formula? Homemade?

After the deathly silence, nothing happened.

Everyone: "..." He was so impressive, he turned out to be a fool!

"I'm sorry, my posture when reciting the incantation is probably wrong." Ye Shu smiled apologetically.

After taking a closer look at the technique, he spread his legs apart, put one hand on his hips, and pointed his middle finger to the sky: "Fire your mother!"

At the same moment, a fiery red flame with white light shot straight into the sky!

Magnificent and unstoppable!

Everyone raised their heads and were stunned.

Mom, they seem to have seen a lightsaber!

The next moment, a shrill bird song came from the sky, and a fire phoenix flying in the sky swooped down!

There is also an obvious burning on the back of the butt!

"Chichichichi! Chichi chichi!" The fire phoenix flapped its wings and chased the disciples.

One wing and one big bag!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Uncle Huofeng! But it's really not us who burned your butt!" A group of people were beaten and fled away with their heads in their hands.

This fire phoenix existed when the sect was founded, so it was respectfully called Master Uncle by all the disciples. It is used to being respected by others, how could it have ever been wronged like this!

It immediately folded its wings, put its hands on its hips, and began to squeak and curse.

The senior teacher who was closest to it escaped being hammered by it, but not its saliva attack. He was immediately worse off than dead.

Finally, the rampaging fire phoenix opened its mouth and spit out a stream of flames.

The hair and eyebrows of the person closest to it were burned off, and then it relieved its anger and flew away!

Everyone: "..."

The group of people who had been punished finally came back to their senses and started looking for the culprit.

It's a pity that the other party has disappeared long ago!

The senior lecturer could only lead a group of freshmen with a head like a braised egg, rummaging around, just to find Ye Shu!

After searching for a whole afternoon, I couldn't even find the other party's hair!

At this time, Ye Shu had already escaped to the main peak on a flying carpet.

Just in case, I brought two little ones with me~

The main peak is Peach Blossom Forest.

Dabao and Erya came here for the first time and were very curious about everything.

The two got off the blanket and started playing around.

Ye Shu found a large, comfortable and flat rock and lay down directly to sleep.

She was so sleepy after making poison all night last night!

"Don't disturb my mother's sleep, let's go play next to her!" Dabao thoughtfully pulled out the rope and tied his mother up to prevent her from escaping again.

Then he took his sister's little hand and jumped towards the small pond next to it.

There are many carp in the small pond, which are plump and fresh.

"Suck!" The two children sucked together.

Then they all made their own fishing rods and started fishing.

The carp in the pond have been nourished by spiritual energy, and fed by the master from time to time. One of them has opened his spiritual wisdom, and he is just short of a chance to break through the fish body and jump over the dragon gate!

Suddenly a fishhook was handed to its mouth, and then, as if it had eyes, the fishhook turned and went into its mouth.

The next moment, a pull came.

The carp's entire body was forced to jump out of the water and thrown into the sky. The colorful scales reflected the sunlight, making it beautiful and auspicious.

next moment.

Dabao lifts the pot and Erya covers it!

The movements are done in one go, perfectly coordinated!

The carp snapped and fell into the big pot!

Dabao and Erya leaned their heads together.

"Wow! What a big fish!"

Dabao takes a pot and heats the oil.

Erya prepares the sauce.

Yuyu: "..."