Sheng Han jumped to the left, fluttering the rolling lantern and flying into the air.
Looking at the shape of his feet, Ding Yuxi obviously wanted to follow Sheng Han to the left.
But his upper body probably had its own ideas and headed to the right.
So, when everyone saw the strangely colored body, they began to twist it from the middle.
Totally out of touch.
Fortunately, Ding Yuxi was good at martial arts and had quick reactions. He just twisted his feet into twists and straightened his posture.
Just after this, the rolling lamp that Sheng Han was supposed to catch rolled towards the edge of the stage.
Once the rolling lamp hits the ground, they lose.
Sheng Han narrowed his eyes and jumped forward without hesitation.
But Ding Yuxi had just stood firm and her feet were still fighting. Sheng Han pulled her and she threw herself to the ground like a dog eating shit.
He couldn't help but exclaimed: "Brother, what are you doing?"
As he spoke, he reacted very quickly, hitting the ground with his hands and flying into the air.
In an instant, the lion's body and head separated.
Sheng Han held up the rolling lantern, and the lion-head rolled to Ding Yuxi's feet, looking at Ding Yuxi in confusion.
Ding Yuxi carried the lion's body, glanced at the lion's head, and looked at Sheng Han blankly.
However, the people surrounding them prostrated themselves under the looks of the two men, and their cheers became even more intense, soaring into the sky.
Fu Beixian laughed so hard that he banged the table: "Hahaha, are you committing suicide and preparing to take the blame?"
Mo Jinming's eyes were full of smiles: "The head and head are separated, and the lion dance separates the head and head. This is really the first time I have seen it."
Su Ruotang smiled so hard that his long eyelashes were wet: "Hahaha, a lion whose limbs are out of tune and can commit suicide at any time..."
Lion dance is all about tacit cooperation.
But it is obvious that the two of them have no tacit understanding, let alone tacit understanding.
Sheng Han gritted his teeth: "Hurry up and pick it up!"
Ding Yuxi regained consciousness, kicked the lion's head to him, and propped up the lion's body again.
So, the lion, who had barely completed the 'suturing operation', once again stood up against the rolling lamp and twisted stiffly.
His head wanted to throw the rolling lamp upwards, but his body was pulled downwards.
The body moves to the right in a zombie-like dance, and the head moves to the left to catch the rolling light.
Completely stage a head and body, I have my own ideas.
However, even though they danced so stiffly, the two of them looked good, and they made rolling lanterns, and the flames streaked through the air, leaving red marks.
Overall, I can barely make it into the top three.
Seeing that their hands and feet were stiff, they were about to finish the lion dance.
Sheng Han was so happy that he put the rolling lantern into the air and threw it high.
At the same time, he jumped up and raised his head to catch the rolling light.
One movement is called a smooth flow.
Just by relying on this one action of his, he can surely take first place.
However——
Ding·Xinwulingxi·Yu Xi felt Sheng Han jump upwards. He was afraid that the lion's head would be separated from his body again, so he subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab the hem of Sheng Han's clothes.
The next moment, the cheers of the crowd seemed to be cut off.
The place was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
Extremely eerie quiet.
As soon as Sheng Han controlled the lion's head and held the rolling lantern in his mouth, he felt a chill in his lower body.
The surrounding noise suddenly stopped.
He lowered his eyes subconsciously.
Ding Yuxi held the hem of her skirt, raised her head blankly, and met his eyes.
The quality of the clothes provided by shopkeeper Tang was too poor. Sheng Han jumped up suddenly and Ding Yuxi subconsciously pulled her back.
Suddenly, the robe from the waist down came off, revealing white underpants.
The wind blows and my butt is cold...
Silence, eerie silence.
In deathly silence.
A burst of laughter pierced the sky with an extremely arrogant gesture, "Hahahahahaha, this is a beautiful jump, and I caught it at the right time."
Mo Jinming, who almost spit out a mouthful of tea, spent his whole life in royal training, barely swallowed the tea, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "These two people simply performed the incomprehensible and incomprehensible performance of the heart."
Tan Zhixi laughed so hard that she leaned on Gu Shuya's shoulder, her whole body trembling, "Fortunately, Brother Shanda was wearing underpants."
Gu Shuya's delicate body trembled, and she laughed intermittently, "Fortunately...fortunately, I didn't grab the panties together...it saved some face for Brother Shanda." "
Su Ruotang fell directly into Mo Rongyan's arms, laughing so hard that tears flowed down her face, "They are not good at lion dance. Are they going to perform a morning bird walk?"
Mo Ronyan listened to the words of tiger and wolf in her mouth, took the silk handkerchief and gently wiped the tears of laughter on her face, his clear voice was full of love and smile, "Where did you learn this kind of tiger and wolf words?" word."
A group of handsome men and beauties, none of whom looked like the nobles of the Dongqi Royal Family at this time, were swaying with laughter and their branches were trembling.
Ding Yuxi looked confused: "If I said that I didn't mean it, it was because the clothes provided by Shopkeeper Tang were of poor quality, would you believe it?"
Sheng Han's face was ashen and his teeth were grinding loudly.
He suddenly threw the lion head and rolling lantern to Ding Yuxi, dodged and hid back to the area where the Tang Family Inn was located.
He pulled the cloth from Table Mountain smoothly and covered his underpants.
Shameful, so shameful!
In more than a hundred years of his life, this was the first time he was so embarrassed!
After a brief silence, everyone burst into even more terrifying laughter.
This is the first time I’ve seen someone performing a lion dance on stage and ending with their pants off.
Fu Beixian laughed so hard that he beat his chest and said, "My horizons have really been opened today, and I completely understand the word "mindless".
With a smile on his face, Mo Jinming looked at Shopkeeper Tang aside, "Shopkeeper Tang, if you don't bring new clean clothes, there will be no contestants in your next show."
Shopkeeper Tang grinned from ear to ear and motioned to the waiter to bring over some clean clothes.
Ding Yuxi blinked and looked at Liu Ma blankly, "Who won?"
Liu Ma smiled and said: "Sir, your lion dance and rolling lantern are more beautiful than other groups."
Ding Yuxi's expression gradually became filled with joy.
However, before his joy fully spread, his face froze.
Liu Ma continued: "But due to your final mistakes, you can only be ranked second."
"Next, we have the second test."
"This competition is all about art!"
"We have just seen the softness of men, so in this match, we will test the strength of women."
As soon as she finished speaking, the people immediately started talking.
Most women in Dongqi can practice martial arts, but there are not many who are highly skilled in martial arts. Most of them can only defend themselves.
"Strong? Although we Dongqi women practice martial arts, we also admire femininity."
"That's right, how can you compare to this strength?"
"A big stone in your chest?"
"Why didn't you say hugging a man with one hand?"
Liu Ma listened to everyone's discussion with a smile, and raised her hand to signal everyone to be quiet, "Since ancient times, there has been a saying that women should not give way to men."
"What men can do, we women can naturally do too."
“What men can’t do, we women can also do.”
"So, the competition in this game is - try to take the wrong side!"
