If it weren't for the large amount of wetness on his chest, Qiu Yinuo would have really wanted to drag Dabao over and spank him.
Without thinking, he dragged his two sons out of the library and took Lingquan aside to wash the frowning Er Bao first, and then Dabao.
Dabao was giggling from beginning to end, watching Qiu Yinuo keep shouting: "Mom, I love you so much."
"Mom, thank you for being my mother in this life."
"Mom, if I had met you earlier in my previous life, they wouldn't have bullied me."
The hand that was wiping his body paused slightly, "Who bullied you in your last life?"
"How many?"
"How many are there?"
"The school bully in my class when I was in school probably couldn't stand me because I was good-looking and all the girls in the class were my fans."
Dabao counted them carefully with his fingers, "Later I debuted, and my agent tricked me into signing a thirty-year contract with the agency because I was an orphan and PUA. Fortunately, it took two years after signing the contract. After I died, I probably have to pay them to death now."
He pinched his waist and laughed. "They can no longer use my name to defraud fans of their money. They deserve it. They make me work day and night every day, which makes me unable to keep up with cultural classes. I have been chased by black fans and called me an idiot."
Erbao's eyes flashed, and when he looked at Brother Cheap, there was a slight fluctuation in his eyes.
He had heard so many compliments that he really didn't know what it felt like to be called an idiot.
But when someone scolded his cheap brother, he was already unhappy.
Dabao couldn't help but cry. His tears were like a flood that could not be stopped. "I don't want to be an idiot, but I'm not a genius either. I know everything after seeing it. It takes me a long time to learn it thoroughly." When it comes to knowledge, it’s really hard to learn.”
Talking about his sadness, Dabao cried and convulsed, "The brokerage company won't give me time and will only let me keep making money. But what can I do? If I do it, they will sue me. A whole billion, even if you kill me, it won't be enough. I don't have time to become a knowledgeable idol, but the keyboard warrior attacks me by seizing on my weaknesses. The reason why I became an orphan is because I am too stupid. So I made my parents angry to death early on.”
Qiu Yinuo took a deep breath. It was really time to clean up the network now.
Holding Dabao in his arms, he comforted softly: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter even if you don't know those things, as long as you are healthy and happy, from now on, your mother will protect you, and I will see who dares to bully you in the future. "
Dabao lay in his mother's arms, crying hard.
It feels so good to be protected by my mother.
"Mom, will you always cover me?"
"Yes, I will always protect you and Erbao. If anyone dares to bully my son again, I will break their legs."
After all, she was very familiar with it.
Dabao took a deep breath and buried himself in his mother's arms, so happy that he almost blossomed.
Gently pat Dabao and let him slowly calm down.
Erbao looked at the empty Coke and felt an emotion called 'regret' for the first time.
If you give this bottle of Coke to your brother, will he become happier?
After changing Dabao into clean clothes, Qiu Yinuo began to wash his own clothes.
Only then did Dabao remember the Coke he had not finished drinking just now, "Where is the half of the Coke I drank? I just wasted a lot, I want to drink it all, not a drop is wasted."
Erbao: "!!!" Brother should be... very happy, right?
Qiu Yinuo: "..." This child's self-regulation ability is really good.
After coming out of the space, Qiu Yinuo put the child to sleep.
Erbao yawned again and again, closing his eyes and falling asleep instantly.
Dabao, on the other hand, has sharp eyes and looks like a night owl who is too energetic to sleep.
"Today we continue to tell the story of sitting in rows and eating fruit."
Erbao, who had closed his eyes, opened his eyes instantly. He didn't expect to hear the continuation of the ghost story today.
Dabao made a vague 'um' and received a response. Qiu Yinuo lowered his voice and began to create a strange atmosphere.
"Didn't we talk about the custom of Fengmen Village last time? Every year on July 15th, we offer fruits to children who died young. There is a little girl whose parents died young. When she died, she was the only one left in the family. By myself."
Erbao opened his mouth and yawned, why did he still review the previous episode?
"It's July 15th of the same year again. Whenever night comes, Fengmen Village will hear someone singing a children's song eerily: Sit in rows and eat fruit. Where is my fruit?"
Today's Dabao was indifferent, somewhat unreasonably quiet.
Qiu Yinuo was still muttering in his heart, okay, just a few days after she left, this kid became bolder.
Then he continued, "In a few days, the dogs in the village kept barking, and the villagers just thought that someone's children were playing a prank. It wasn't until the children and parents asked for fruits that everyone noticed and asked. Children, what do you want fruit for?”
"The children all said they wanted to give the fruit to Xiaoguo, who was the little girl who died young. The adults were so shocked that they broke out in cold sweats. What the hell?"
Erbao's sleepy boy ran away without a trace in an instant.
The climax of the story is here!
Today's cheap brother is also very considerate.
Qiu Yinuo looked at Dabao through the moonlight. Okay, this kid is getting bolder and bolder.
I’m not afraid even after talking about it here, I’ve really made some progress.
"They went to the blind old lady in the village who was watching things and asked her if it was really haunted. The blind old lady counted her fingers and sighed, 'That child is also pitiful. No one at home offers fruit to her. This is... Does she want something from you? She has no harmful intentions. As long as you satisfy her wish, she will not come back to pester those children again.' When everyone hears this, it's good that she has no harmful intentions."
"Later, every July 15th, a family would place a plate of fruit for her. From then on, the village was never haunted again. Well, my story is over."
Erbao was dumbfounded, "???"
Finished?
This ghost story is somewhat hasty and unspeakably disappointing.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Dabao burst into laughter.
This crisp laughter confused Qiu Yinuo and Erbao.
"Is my ghost story so funny?" It is indeed not that thrilling, but children are not suitable for listening to exciting stories, but it is not funny either!
Dabao suddenly threw himself into Qiu Yinuo's arms again.
"Dabao, your reaction is a bit slow!"
"Hey, it's great to have a mother!"
Qiu Yinuo: "..." So, are you immersed in the last party and haven't come back to your senses?
No wonder this brat is not even afraid of ghost stories.
