After feeding the pigs, Xiao Ling and the others milked two more buckets of milk. Finally, they still had some time to complete one more task.
"'Dad' and 'Mom', let's go get the goose eggs!"
Mo Yubai looked like he had heard me right, and counted on his fingers seriously: "A goose egg costs 2 yuan, and 10 eggs is 20 yuan. It's much more cost-effective than feeding pigs!"
"Okay, let's go over and take a look."
When they were milking the cows just now, they saw Qiao Ze seeming to go to the goose pen. They didn't know if there were still goose eggs.
When Xiao Ling and the others walked near the goose pen, they saw Qiao Ze squatting on the ground and not knowing what he was doing.
"Qiao Ze, what's wrong?"
Hearing Xiao Ling's voice, Qiao Ze slowly raised his head, his expression seemed a little painful and unspeakable, and there was a trace of crystal tears in the corners of his eyes.
? ? ?
what happened?
Qiao Xiaoyu stood next to Qiao Ze and touched her brother's head with a distressed look on her face: "Brother, 'Dad' is fine. Xiaoyu will help you breathe and it won't hurt~"
As he said that, he ran behind him and wanted to bend down, but Qiao Ze stopped him: "No, no, brother is fine!"
Doesn't he feel shameless when his sister fucks him in public? !
Mo Yihan noticed that one of Qiao Ze's hands was always behind his back, as if he was... rubbing his butt?
He raised his eyebrows at Qiao Ze and showed a playful smile: "Hemorrhoids?"
"Who has hemorrhoids?! I don't have hemorrhoids!"
Qiao Ze almost choked Mo Yihan to death with one sentence, please don't spread rumors, okay? !
[Brother Han’s mouth is so bad hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Da Qiao’s look really looks like hemorrhoids hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]
[The laughter in front of me hurt my eyes! ]
[I have been in Brother Han’s live broadcast room just now and didn’t pay attention to the situation in Da Qiao’s side. So what happened to Da Qiao? ]
[The people from the fourth live broadcast room will tell you! Da Qiao just volunteered to pick out goose eggs, but he was chased and pinched by several geese, and they stared at his butt hahahahahahahahaha]
[Are you smiling so happily and politely? ! Da Qiao was so painful that he burst into tears just now! Pfft~ Sorry, I accidentally laughed out loud]
[Xiaoyu is so cute, hahahaha, she really wanted to squat down and give Da Qiao a slurp just now. She is worthy of being a biological sister, a caring little cotton-padded jacket~]
Bai Weiwei, who asked the program crew for an ice pack on the other side, hurried over and said, "Teacher Qiao, give me an ice pack. Let's apply it first!"
Qiao Ze took the ice pack from Bai Weiwei's hand with trembling hands, but how could he do this by asking him to apply it on his butt in front of the camera? !
It's all that damn goose's fault. If you don't screw him, you have to stare at his butt!
Now I feel swollen just by touching it with my hands!
Seeing Qiao Ze's coy look and squatting in front of the goose pen again, Xiao Ling and Mo Yihan still didn't understand.
"Qiao Ze, have you been screwed by a goose?"
"..."
Qiao Ze, an old man, was actually embarrassed. Xiao Ling tried very hard to hold back his laughter: "What's the matter? Let's see my brother take revenge on you and snatch all their eggs!"
"... I wish you good luck." Qiao Ze rolled his eyes fiercely. Xiao Ling was two years younger than him. How could he have the nerve to call himself his brother?
Xiao Ling had a clear division of labor. There were four geese in the goose pen. He and Mo Yihan lured two each, and then asked Mo Xiaobao to pick up the goose eggs.
The mouth of the goose nest is not small, and Mo Xiaobao can just fit in.
"Mo Xiaobao, wait until 'Dad' and 'Mom' control the goose, then you can go in and get the eggs, remember?"
Xiao Ling handed Mo Yubai a small basket and told him to wait outside the goose pen first, and warned him uneasily.
It would be fine if they were pinched twice by the goose, but it would be a bit dangerous for children.
"I got it!"
Mo Yubai held the small basket and nodded solemnly, as if he was performing some glorious and great mission.
[Oh my god, I’m so nervous! ]
[It feels like what I’m watching is not picking up goose eggs, but some kind of special operation hahahaha]
[But this goose just flew higher than Da Qiao. Da Qiao, a big man from Northeast China, was so frightened that his face turned pale. He was really fierce! ]
[Big Goose, I advise you to be more knowledgeable! If you dare to criticize us, Brother Han, just wait to be made into a goose stew in an iron pot! ]
It seemed that they felt that Xiao Ling and Mo Yihan were both difficult to deal with. The geese were not as aggressive as when they faced Qiao Ze. The two of them forced the geese into the goose pen without much effort. the other side.
Xiao Ling used the net next to him to block a line of defense in the middle, then turned around and signaled to Mo Xiaobao that he could go get the eggs.
"..."
Qiao Ze ran into the house to hide from the camera, applying ice to his poor butt while looking angrily at the situation at Xiao Ling.
Why! Why did this goose stop jumping up and down to attack when they encountered them? Instead, they just bullied him, right? !
When he goes back, he will have to eat goose stewed in an iron pot for several days!
Otherwise it will be difficult to let go of the hatred in my heart!
Mo Yu crawled into the goose pen with his arms and legs, and after a while he finally came out with his little basket.
"I got 'Mom and Dad'! There are 10 of them!"
Mo Yubai proudly showed the 10 big goose eggs in his hand to Xiao Ling and Mo Yihan, but Xiao Ling's pupils shrank.
Why is there a big goose behind the goose nest? I didn't even notice it just now.
"Mo Xiaobao, run this way!"
"Huh? Wow!!!"
As soon as Mo Yubai turned around, he was faced with a majestic goose, with its wings spread out, its neck lowered, and charging towards him with an attacking attitude!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo scary!
Mo Yubai was so frightened that tears burst out of his eyes instantly. He yelled and ran towards Xiao Ling, not forgetting to carry his trophies.
Children can't run fast, let alone carry a basket weighing several kilograms.
Fortunately, Xiao Ling was very fast. The moment he saw the big goose behind Mo Yubai, he threw the net in Mo Yihan's hand and rushed towards the child.
Mo Yihan was also anxious. He wanted to rush over, but the big goose attacked, and the four that were stopped by them also became restless.
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa - 'Mom' help me!"
Mo Yubai was so frightened that he screamed and was about to be pounced on by the goose. Xiao Ling arrived in time and stretched out his hand quickly.
He held the child with one hand, and grabbed the goose by the neck with the other and lifted it up.
"Woo qaq"
Mo Yubai, who was held up by the collar and raised in the air, hadn't recovered yet. His two short legs couldn't stop fluttering, and his hands were holding the basket tightly for fear of breaking the egg.
Xiao Ling simply didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so she quickly put the child down and sent him out of the goose pen.
Mo Yihan was facing four geese alone, and he still had to help.
