"So Xiao Ling, are you a boy? I thought you were a girl~"
Jiang Yao pretended to be surprised and spoke.
This Xiao Ling turned out to be so good-looking when she changed into men's clothes. However, no matter how good-looking she is, she is still a changeling who likes to wear skirts and pretend to be a girl. She still has the nerve to occupy the position next to Mo Yihan...
"Does Teacher Jiang only know this? I thought the whole internet knew my true gender, hahaha."
"I have been busy performing some time ago and haven't paid much attention to the news on the Internet. But I have seen your video before, dancing in a skirt, it really looks like a girl, haha."
After speaking, Jiang Yao seemed to feel that what she said was inappropriate, waving her hands and explaining:
"Ah, sorry, I didn't mean anything else. I just wanted to say that you look really good in a skirt."
【Host! This vicious female lead is just mocking you for liking to wear skirts, neither a man nor a woman! This tea smell can be smelled in this system! 】
[And she also said that she didn’t pay attention to the news on the Internet. She was the one who let people out that the original owner was a boy! If she hadn't hired a lot of trolls to set the pace, the original owner wouldn't have been hacked so badly! 】
Xiao Ling felt that the little system was more sincere than him, so he quickly comforted him.
"Thank you, Teacher Jiang, for the compliment. I also think I look good in a skirt."
"..."
Why is Xiao Ling so thick-skinned!
"Aunt Jiang, I know my 'mom' looks beautiful in a dress, but we are hungry. Can we get food now?"
Mo Yubai felt that this aunt talked so much that he was almost starving to death.
"...I'm sorry, I won't say anything anymore, you can get the ingredients first."
[The Yaoyao people are so kind, and they are so gentle to people like Xiao Ling]
[Why do I feel that Jiang Yao's words are weird? It seems like she is praising Xiao Ling, but in fact she keeps mentioning that he wears skirts and looks like a girl. ]
[Xiao Ling is an Internet celebrity with tens of millions of fans. When it was revealed that her true gender was revealed, it was on the hot search for more than three days. And he is still a guest on the same show. Could Jiang Yao not know? ]
[We Yaoyao are dancers and usually have many stages. How can we have so much time to pay attention to Internet celebrities! ]
[I can’t put it into words, but I feel Jiang Yao is a bit fake, and Xiao Ling is more real]
“The show’s ingredients are not just for the guests to take.
Thinking that this is the first meal of our show, the ingredients do not need to be exchanged for the labor of the guests.
But - there is a small restriction!
With a time limit of 1 minute, you can pick up all the ingredients in this courtyard, no matter how much you take. "
The staff gave each group of guests a small basket to hold vegetables.
Can you take whatever you want for a limited time of 1 minute?
It seems that it is not so easy to get these ingredients.
Sure enough, as soon as the staff opened the courtyard door.
Chicken pen, vegetable garden, fruit trees and even a small pond with fish.
It's like a small farm.
“You can pick vegetables and fruits by yourself, and you can also catch chickens and fish, but the program team will not provide tools.
If you don't want to catch chickens and fish, there are also some meat hanging on the tree, and guests can find ways to get it. "
"..."
If you want to eat meat, you have to catch chickens and fish, or climb trees.
I only gave you one minute, how could that be enough!
"Guests can decide what they want to take first, and the timer will start as soon as they step into the courtyard."
"The child's 'dad', climb trees or catch chickens, which one do you choose?"
Xiao Ling observed that there were several bags hanging on the treetops, which should be meat. But it's quite high, so you have to climb up to reach it.
He was pretty good at climbing trees and catching chickens, but he was afraid he wouldn't have enough time.
"...Catch the chicken."
After Mo Yihan finished speaking, before he felt anything was wrong, he saw Xiao Ling looking at him with a strange expression.
"What is the problem?"
"It's nothing, I just want to civilize you and me."
"?"
"Pfft - hahaha, let's not talk about chickens and civilize you, me and others!"
Before Mo Yihan could react, Qiao Ze from behind started laughing.
The other guests who finally understood what it meant were a little embarrassed.
Is this allowed to be said on the show? !
"Why can't you say chicken?"
Staring at Mo Yubai's innocent eyes, Xiao Ling suddenly felt that he was too guilty.
My heart, I am guilty...
"Because it's an ugly curse word that children can't hear, let alone say!"
"oh......"
[Don’t talk about chickens, civilize you, me and him]
[Just say it, civility be damned mUa]
[Let’s just say you don’t bring the chicken, civilization depends on everyone]
[Da Qiao, Qiuqiu, put a handle on your mouth when you go on the show! ]
[Brother Han was stunned hahahahahaha]
[Brother Han: My ears are dirty]
[What is Xiao Ling thinking about (bad smile)]
Of course Mo Yihan knew what those two words meant, but he really didn't expect that Xiao Ling would dare to drive a yellow car with him!
[Host, that’s what ** means. I couldn’t find it in the dictionary... Hey, why is it muted? 】
[...It’s just swear words, don’t check everything]
【All right. 】
"Ahem - then you go catch the chickens, I'll climb the trees to get the meat, and Mo Xiaobao is responsible for picking the vegetables. How about that?"
"......Um."
"no problem!"
Mo Yubai answered sonorously and forcefully.
"Okay, then you're ready, let's go!"
The countdown to rushing into the small courtyard began.
Xiao Ling didn't waste a moment and started running directly. He kicked his left and right legs on the ground and the tree trunk respectively. He reached the branches with his hands, turned over and climbed up the tree.
"Wow--!"
Mo Yubai was holding a small basket and rushing towards the vegetable garden on his short legs. Halfway through, he saw Xiao Ling "flying" up the tree, and he was so surprised that the basket dropped.
"'Mom' can fly?!"
Xiao Ling stood firm on the tree and was about to untie the bag when he heard these words.
He couldn't help but laugh: "Yes, 'Mom' is superman~! Don't be lazy, go pick vegetables!"
"yes!"
Mo Yubai was very excited. His "mother" was beautiful, strong, and so handsome!
Others were also amazed by Xiao Ling's skills.
They saw him running towards the tree just now, and before they could see his movements clearly, he flew over him.
[Fly up the tree! So handsome! ]
[Damn it, he tricked me! ! ! ! ! ! ]
[Xiao Ling is so handsome! Fuck! What should I do? I can’t help but want to be a fan again. Wuwuwu]
[No one will fall in the same pit twice! But I can, because I am Xiaolingdang’s dog~ (lick~)]
["Mom" can fly! "Mom" is superman! Ahhhhh, the male mother is so cute too. Wuwuwu]
[What weird stuff are you talking about upstairs? ! ]
...
[The host is so handsome! ! ! ! ! ! 】
95886 screamed in Xiao Ling's head, and Xiao Ling was so frightened that she almost slipped.
【low profile...】
[Host, what do you do in real life? 】
[I opened a martial arts gym in partnership with someone, and I know a lot about swordsmanship, Sanda, Taekwondo and so on. 】
? ! No wonder the host has such a good figure and skills that he tied up a big boss!
95886 suddenly felt like he had found a treasure again.
Just taking a bag of meat, Xiao Ling jumped in. There was still a lot of time, so he went to pick some peaches.
Finally, he helped Mo Yubai pull a few handfuls of green vegetables.
"time up!"
