After hearing this, Madam Xu felt as if she had been rescued. She quickly stood up and said, "Master, the toilet is on the west side of the backyard. I will ask the servant to take you there."
The emperor held his tumbling stomach and stood up and walked towards the backyard without caring so much.
The toilets in this small county town are naturally different from those in his palace.
It stinks even before we get to the place.
He thought about asking them for a chamber pot, but he had no choice but to go to the toilet because of his face. ?.?????.???
The emperor has just entered.
The figures of the two little children had already flashed past.
The emperor strode forward, and before his pants were pulled down, he stepped on a puddle of oil on the ground and fell towards a smelly toilet stone in front of him.
"Ouch!"
His forehead hit the stone directly, and blood immediately flowed out.
The thing that had been deflated in the stomach for a long time couldn't help but open the valve.
The eunuch outside heard the sound and asked quickly: "Master, what's wrong with you?"
The emperor quickly shouted in pain: "Quick, come in!"
The eunuch hurried in and was shocked when he saw the emperor falling to the ground, "Emperor...Master! What's wrong with you?"
The emperor angrily yelled at him: "Hurry up and help me up!"
"Yes, sir." The eunuch bent down to help him, but as soon as he raised his foot, he stepped on the beach oil and fell towards the emperor on the ground.
The emperor originally fell by the toilet, but when the eunuch squeezed him, half of his body fell into the toilet.
This was so serious that the eunuch was so frightened that he screamed loudly.
Soon everyone from the teahouse came.
Three or four of the emperor's servants pulled him up together. Now he was not only embarrassed, but also made a stink.
The eunuch quickly sent people to Zhou Ruiyuan's mansion to spread the news.
When Zhou Ruiyuan arrived, the people in the teahouse had already helped the emperor wash his clothes and also invited a doctor.
It's just that the stench couldn't be washed away for a while, and the emperor felt nauseous while lying on the bed.
Zhou Ruiyuan had just walked into the teahouse when he saw two little girls appearing out of nowhere and holding his hands.
"Daddy~Daddy~"
Zhou Ruiyuan was so surprised that he lowered his head and looked at his two sons, "Why are you here?"
Yi'er was the one who talked the most among the three children, but she could only piece together some words: "Looking for my mother~"
After Zhou Ruiyuan heard this, he immediately understood that the two children probably wanted to kiss their mother.
He reached out to pick up the two children and kissed each of their little faces.
"Don't worry, my mother will come home in a few days."
In order to prevent the emperor from discovering these two grandsons, Du Wanchun never took them with him.
Zhou Ruiyuan put the two of them down and quickly sent the government officials to take them back to the incense shop.
In the incense shop, Zhang Qiuhe found that the two of them were missing. He was so anxious that he was about to go out to look for them when he found that the two children had been sent back.
She wiped her red eyes and trembled with fear.
I didn't expect these two children to be so naughty. When they were not even two years old, they could think of making two dummies, put them on a chair, and then sneak out. It would be even worse when they got older.
She quickly brought the two children back to the house and took out the pastries she had just bought at the pastry shop.
In the teahouse, the emperor had no shame to stay any longer. This was the first time in his life that he had been so humiliated.
After seeing Zhou Ruiyuan, he did not follow him back home. He pointed in the direction of the capital and said: "Go, help me prepare the carriage, I want to go back to the capital."
Seeing that he was leaving, Zhou Ruiyuan felt happy and quickly prepared the carriage.
The emperor was so angry in the room that he originally wanted to blame Madam Xu, but seeing Madam Xu's expression of pear blossoms and rain, he stopped blaming her.
After the carriage was ready, the emperor took his guards and young eunuchs and set off immediately.
After leaving Cheng'an County, we stayed one night in Qingzhou Prefecture.
Magistrate Li was kept awake all night, and a carriage was prepared for him early the next day.
In order to cover up the stench on his body, the emperor also took two sachets and hung them on himself in the Zhoujia Incense Shop, but it still had no effect.
On the contrary, it made the smell even stranger.
The emperor left without stopping, and the Zhou family breathed a sigh of relief as if a huge stone had been lifted off their chests.
After Du Wanchun learned that he had left, he took Xiao Mianmian back to Changliu Village.
Yi'er and Yu'er were very happy to see their mother back, "Mother~Mother~"
Du Wanchun looked at the two little ones with a smile on his face, but then suddenly said with a straight face: "Tell me, did you two do anything bad?"
Yi'er and Yu'er showed two pairs of innocent big eyes, as if they didn't know what Du Wanchun was talking about.
Du Wanchun raised his hand and touched their heads, "Don't try to hide it from me, I know everything you do."
The two children lowered their heads, each showing a soft smile.
Her children are different from ordinary children.
