Jiang Wu lowered his head and glanced: Do you call this big?
Do you know why I can only live broadcast fortune telling?
Because the female anchors on other channels are really bad (breasts) and especially bad (breasts).
Every time after the live broadcast, she secretly watched it and couldn't help but silently reward it.
One time, she was rewarded too much, and the host CUE wanted to invite her to a hotel.
If Zhou Yi hadn't gone on a business trip at that time, she would have gone.
"No, you have to tell my fortune!"
"I don't."
"you want."
"I don't."
"you want."
"I am leaving……"
I'm afraid of this overbearing and treacherous fate.
Jiang Wu grabbed his pants and was dragged ten meters away.
"No--"
"I'm going to do it!"
"Bang bang bang..."
Ten seconds later, Shen Shuanzi leaned against the railing of the overpass, venting a lot but not going in. The two pandas stared at Jiang Wu.
"Young man, you don't respect the old and care for the young, and you don't respect martial ethics."
Jiang Wu: "...You said you would do it."
The dizzy fortune teller looked at the dizzy little girl: "...are you okay?"
“(((φ(◎ロ◎;)φ))) I’m so dizzy! I’m so hungry!”
"You came down from the bridge?"
"Huh? Did I get down? Am I still on the bridge?!"
The fortune teller's eyes lit up, and the opportunity came.
He sat up forcefully and said, "I'll give you one dollar, and there will be a bun seller down there. You go ahead."
"A bun? I can starve to death."
"Three?"
Jiang Wu shook his head: "Yeah..."
"Five?"
Jiang Wu shook his head: "Yeah..."
"Ten?"
Jiang Wu shook his head: "Yeah..."
"Fifty?"
Jiang Wu shook his head: "Yeah, yeah... I want a pig."
Divine fortune teller: "!"
"One hundred, this is all my savings!" He put all the steel coins together into Jiang Wu's hands.
"Thank you. You're such a nice person. Tell me my fortune, and I'll go buy some steamed buns."
"Young children should not be superstitious. I am just a charlatan. I will surrender to the police station immediately. I will not be released for three years..."
"Help me tell my fortune before I go."
Divine fortune teller: "..."
"Little girl, if you know your fate, you will not be able to eat well, sleep well, and die early."
"Help me tell my fate!"
Divine fortune teller: "..."
Complete collapse.
"Can you let me go only if you really forget it?"
"Yeah!" Jiang Wu nodded.
The fortune teller had no choice but to display his equipment again, and Jiang Wu sat cross-legged in front of him.
Three minutes later, he was addicted to it, crazy and unable to extricate himself.
Who is not addicted to fortune telling?
Who doesn’t want to know the fate of others?
What's more, it's such a fate.
"What a strange thing. Little girl, your destiny is full of bad luck and bad luck. It is elusive and unpredictable."
"I have never met you since I started my career. Your fate is such that I will never meet you in a thousand years."
Jiang Wu kept looking at him: "How old are you?"
"I'm fifty."
"Forty-seven years in the business."
"But I read books, watch TV, and watch short videos, and I have calculated five thousand years." The divine fortune teller sighed with emotion, his eyes were shining, and he was full of pride.
"No way," Jiang Wu looked at his hairstyle, which was the same as that of Fire Cloud Evil God, and his wrinkled face: "There is no age discrimination in this industry. The older you are, the more senior you are, and the more popular you are."
Divine fortune teller: "..."
"I'm really only fifty years old!"
"Look at my ID card."
He took out his ID card from his pocket and handed it to Jiang Wu.
Yan Junwu will not turn fifty until half a year later.
Jiang Wu looked at the person on the ID card and then at him.
Which male celebrity's ID card was lost and he found it.
"It is illegal to not return your ID card if you find it."
Divine fortune teller: "..."
He moved closer to let Jiang Wuhao take a closer look.
He asked in a low voice: "Can't you tell that I look a lot like me when I was young?"
"Maybe if I was five hundred degrees short-sighted?"
Divine fortune teller: "..."
Really, he is autistic.
He looked at Jiang Wu and said, "Although you are destined to have a terrible fate, it seems that you will not survive more than two years."
"But you have a very rich and noble destiny, and you are loved by your closest relatives and loved ones."
"Such a good life is rare in the world."
"Just enjoy it, little girl."
"As for the rest..." He shook his head.
Strangely enough, this little girl's fate is really weird. There is a result calculated, but it seems there is no result.
That’s it, just leave it to fate.
"Okay, I have to go home."
The fortune teller put away his things, got up and left.
As soon as he stood up, he was pulled back to sit down.
He looked at Jiang Wu in surprise: "You...what else do you want?"
Jiang Wu grinned, showing two small tiger teeth: "If you tell your fortune so accurately, you must be Taoist Master Chongxu of Xuanmiao Temple, right?"
The fortune teller trembled and suddenly felt bad.
This little girl is just getting serious now.
He seemed to have fallen into her trap.
He denied it: "No, I'm not... Goodbye!"
As soon as he stood up, Jiang Wu pulled him back to sit down.
Jiang Wu's eyes shone: "I didn't expect that I would actually have a peer in this world."
"Did you make it? I always thought that I was the only fortune teller in this world."
"The days without companions are as lonely as snow!"
Divine fortune teller: "No, I am not your colleague..."
"Besides you, who else are we traveling with? Let me introduce you."
Divine fortune teller: "...you said you let me go."
"Of course I will let you go, don't worry, I won't keep you here for the New Year."
Fortune teller: "What do you want?"
"Let's go to Xuanmiao Temple together."
The fortune teller trembled again: "Why go to Xuanmiao Temple?"
"I heard that Taoist Master Chongxu of Xuanmiao Temple is very accurate in fortune telling. Let's go and kill him."
Divine fortune teller: "Why... why? Did he offend you?"
"As long as I don't have any peers, I will be the most powerful fortune teller in the world."
"Don't worry, your abilities are average and you can't threaten me."
"We are so destined, I will definitely not attack you."
"From now on, you and I will be the only two fortune tellers in this world."
"I am first, you are second, no one can shake our status."
Divine fortune teller: "..."
"Aren't you as lonely as snow without any companions?"
"Loneliness is nothing. Can you understand the pain of being surpassed and suppressed?"
"It's like no matter how hard you work or how good your grades are, in the eyes of your teachers and parents, you will never be as good as that kid from someone else's family."
"That kid from someone else's family will always weigh on you, preventing you from getting ahead."
Jiang Wu said as he grabbed the railing and banged against it to relieve the pain.
The fortune teller: "...Little girl, are you mentally abnormal?"
"Oh, I was discovered by you, and you also said that my fate is very dangerous, and no one will be crazy at this time."
"Let me go, I'm going home..."
One wanted to leave, the other wanted to stay, and the two started fighting again.
"Go away! Go away! Whoever dares to come close, I will kill her!"
A voice roared, forcing the people on the overpass to step back.
At this point, as it was getting closer to get off work time in the afternoon, there were a lot of people coming and going on the overpass, plus some fortune tellers and vendors, and it was suddenly crowded.
"boom!"
"boom!"
Jiang Wu and Shen Suanzi were squeezed into a corner by the crowd and bumped into the railing.
Jiang Wu: "..."
She looked up and saw a tall man in his forties, holding a young woman hostage, heading up the overpass.
His eyes suddenly straightened.
The young woman who was held hostage was in her early twenties and was wearing a black off-shoulder top.
The cut of the top is like petals, hugging a woman's delicate body.
The lower body is in wide-leg trousers, which makes the figure slim.
The waist is designed to be tight-fitting, emphasizing the waistline.
This is the big evil (breasts)!
How did you get such big breasts and such a thin waist?
The woman's facial features are particularly delicate, with a pair of peach blossom electric eyes, magnificent and charming, flaming lips, and snow-white skin.
Her long chestnut hair was blown by the wind.
Under the sunset, it glows with deep gold, luxurious and beautiful.
The man holding her hostage had his hairline receding to the top of his head. He was extremely anxious and irritable, on the verge of losing control.
He shouted to the crowd following him:
"Let Chi Sihai sign the contract immediately and inject 5 billion yuan into Anju Group. Otherwise, I will push her only daughter off the bridge!"
The bodyguard and driver who followed him extended their hands to him: "Don't hurt our eldest lady!"
"We have contacted Mr. Chi. Don't worry, the contract will be signed immediately, and 5 billion will be credited to your account immediately."
People around them exclaimed:
"That's the eldest lady of the Chi family, Chi Shaohua!"
"It's her! It's her! She is much more beautiful in person than in the photos on TV and online."
"How could she be held hostage?"
"The person who kidnapped her was the boss of Anju Group."
"It has long been rumored that Anju Real Estate has been hit by a storm and will go bankrupt."
"Their boss must be crazy, he actually held the eldest daughter of the Chi family hostage."
"I think I want to force the Chi Group to give Anju a blood transfusion to extend his life."
"..."
Jiang Wu: "!"
This is Chi Shaohua——
The first daughter-in-law that a beautiful mother falls in love with.
As expected of a beautiful mother, her vision for choosing a daughter-in-law is amazing!
Jiang Wu was excited when someone suddenly stepped on his leg.
She looked up.
The person who stepped on him didn't care at all that he was stepping on someone else's leg.
Staring in the direction of Chi Shaohua, he ordered in a cold voice: "You guys, keep an eye on me. Look for an opportunity later to stop Mr. An and create a chance for me to save Miss Chi."
"This time, there must be no mistakes. "
"You can't bear the consequences if you ruin my good deeds."
Jiang Wu: MMP!
This person actually gave away his second child.
He plans to save Chi Shaohua now and take this opportunity to marry her with the Chi family.
