Chapter 135 Shit on your bedside

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The small courtyard of Xihua is now filled with beautiful ladies.

Some of them will be selected as palace concubines and be imprisoned in the palace for the rest of their lives, while others will be assigned to clan members, married to idle princes as princesses, and have to enter the palace several times during holidays.

There were also some people who failed to be selected, but after the strict checks in the palace, the girls who were able to stay at the end were also excellent in appearance and quality. Even after leaving the palace, there were many people competing to marry them.

Among these people, Gu Lingxin felt that the best outcome for her was to lose the election, and then her parents would choose a suitable match for her, and she could live a stable life like this.

As for being chosen as a princess, she no longer dared to think about it.

The rumors that she was madly in love with Prince Yi were known to all the dignitaries in the capital. Even though she had given up her thoughts now, it would have an impact on her future marriage. No other prince would want to marry her.

(A little warning, you know (~^∇^)~)

As for Shen Si Xian...

She went to the latrine five times last night and was completely exhausted. Now she was holding her sunken belly and being fed medicine by the little palace maid.

"Damn it, does this idiot Shen Yiru want me to die in the toilet with so many laxatives!"

"Hahahaha, but I am not at a loss. Shen Yiru was tied up and knelt in front of the latrine all night. The last time I was in the latrine, she had to accompany me to breathe in the stench. Even the flies thought she was here to compete with them for food. !”

Shen Shenxian can make herself laugh without the need for others to comfort her.

The little palace maid who gave the medicine was used to her fickleness, and she accurately fed Shen Sixian a spoonful of bitter medicine in between her words.

Then, the expression of Shen Shenxian, who was so painful that his tongue was numb, was twisted, and he could only curse Shen Yiru in his heart. He rarely stopped for five seconds to let the little palace maid, whose ears were numb, relax.

Shen Yiru, who had been thought about all night, also felt uncomfortable.

Damn it, Shen Shenxian ate five packets of laxatives that she gave him. When he came out of the hut, his legs were so weak that he had to rely on the wall to walk.

In less than ten seconds, before she could figure out what was happening, she felt severe pain in her legs. She was subdued by Shen Shenxian, and she knelt on the ground like Yan Laoliu!

Shen Yiru wanted to scream when she thought of her being tied and kneeling in front of the latrine all night. Shen Shenxian's shit was so smelly, what did she eat yesterday!

Shen Shenxian, who had been fed a full stomach of soup, looked up at the sky and was pleasantly surprised to find that it was the lunch time that she looked forward to most every day.

It has to be said that the chefs in the palace are countless times better than those in Shen's house. Shen Shenxian enjoyed the food in the past few days when he entered the palace.

She didn't have the concerns of noble ladies about keeping in shape, so she naturally ate freely. Every lunch passed by like a strong wind, leaving no trace of armor anywhere she went. Shen Yiru covered her nose and laughed at her, saying that she was the reincarnation of a starving ghost.

Shen Shenxian glanced at her threateningly and made a farting motion in his mouth.

If this idiot dares to say another word, she will secretly shit on Shen Yiru's head at night!

Shen Yiru was stunned by her blatant threat, but she didn't dare to provoke Shen Xian again.

After all, without her father and mother to protect her in the palace, that lunatic Shen Shenxian really dared to hit her!

Her knees are still aching.



The Queen Mother was out of the palace to recuperate, and all the matters of the draft were taken care of by the Queen. In less than half a month, the Queen had lost a lot of weight.

Concubine Zhao felt sorry for her and wanted to help the queen share the burden, but as soon as she saw the words, the two uneasy hearts in her stomach started to dance, and the appearance of the future devil king had already begun to take shape.

But as long as Concubine Zhao took away the palace affairs, the two traitors were as quiet as chickens, without any movement at all.

But Concubine Zhao was so worried that she didn't take a good nap for three days in a row, for fear that the two babies in her belly would follow her and not like to study as soon as they were born.

Seeing that the two sisters had their own troubles, Xianyu Ruliu Man consciously shouldered the heavy burden and ran to Yikun Palace with the tonic soup at noon. He had to watch the Queen and eat well to complete the task.

In the afternoon, I had to rush to Zhongcui Palace again, and I racked my brains to lie down next to Concubine Zhao's belly and tell prenatal education stories, trying to make the two little ones have some culture from the mother's womb, so that they would not become illiterate in the future.

After running back and forth between the two palaces for half a month, tomorrow finally came the day of the final draft. Seeing that she was about to be liberated, Liu Man was so excited that she fell asleep only after midnight due to Hua Wan's coaxing.

Unsurprisingly, on the morning of the second day, Liu Man's position was empty until the draft started in the morning.

"Your Majesty, do you want to send someone to invite Concubine Liu? It's been almost an hour since the draft began!" Huanxi's face was full of anxiety. Concubine Liu is not here, and it won't look good if the position is vacant.

The queen waved her hand nonchalantly, "It doesn't matter if she doesn't come in the morning. She has been exhausted these days and should have a good rest."

With the Queen's words, no one dared to disturb Liu Man from sleeping in.

The sun above my head has been working all morning, full of resentment and bad temper, releasing a strong light, trying to show everyone how awesome I am.

The show girls participating in the talent show in the Royal Garden in the morning were all dizzy and dizzy from the sun.

Even the queen, who was sitting in the shade with someone fanning her, was severely exposed to the sun.

On the contrary, Liu Man, who was staying in bed, lay unconsciously on the big bed, occasionally letting out two gentle snores, and her sleep quality was comparable to that of Fat Orange.

In the end, it wasn't Hua Wan's repeated calls or Fat Orange's overwhelming pressure that woke her up, but the glutton in her stomach protested too loudly, and Liu Man was awakened by the growling sound of her own stomach.

"Little Master, it's really time to wake up. The dishes made by Hua Ning are all on the table." Hua Wan tried her best to hold back her smile, gently pulled up Liu Man, and wiped her face with a handkerchief soaked in rose juice. .

Her little master slept for so long that his fair and tender face had pillow marks!

Liu Manren was not completely awake yet, but her nose could smell the aroma of food filling the air.

Braised lion head, sizzling beef ribs, chicken and bean curd in clear soup, spicy and sour potato shreds, grilled lamb chops, three cups of chicken...

The names of the dishes passed through my mind one by one, making the system greedy.

Extremely, I just regret that the logistics department didn’t release energy liquids with these flavors. It would make me vomit after drinking vanilla-flavored energy liquids!

Liu Man didn't care about the systematic envy, jealousy and hatred. She picked up the chopsticks, like a victorious female general picking up her invincible sword. The knife was quick and accurate, and she picked up the grilled small pieces that were crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. The lamb chops were put into my mouth without any pause in the middle.

The system looked at her feasting with envy and couldn't help but said: "Don't be like the reincarnation of a starving ghost who hasn't eaten for hundreds of years. You won't starve to death even if you eat less." 】

Liu Man's hands holding the vegetables paused, and then she extended her claws towards the braised lion's head that the system wanted to eat the most.

[Oops, it’s impossible to eat it. Next time I’ll use a shell that can smell~]

System: [I#¥$%&……]