"King Yi is awake!"
Concubine Jing was almost knocked unconscious by this surprising news. She stood up and ran out. She had long forgotten to scold Liu Man.
"Cut~"
Liu Man rolled her eyes at Concubine Jing's hurried back.
Stinky old woman, she can't run very fast!
At this time, the queen came over and took Liu Man's hand, and said gently: "Don't be angry. Although Princess Jing is an elder, she can't bully me."
"Wang Yi, wake up. As the eldest sister-in-law, I also want to go and take a look. I wonder if Manman has time, so she can accompany me~"
The queen's warm and soft hands gently pulled Liu Man's hand, and with a little force, she took Liu Man and walked out with her.
Liu Man pouted and said arrogantly: "Since the Queen has sincerely invited you, I will reluctantly accompany you."
Some people said they were disgusted, but behind their backs, their dishonest little hands tightly held the Queen's hand and refused to let go.
The system no longer wanted to complain about her worthless look, so it averted its eyes and pretended not to see the corner of her mouth that reached to her ears.
When Princess Jing heard that her son had finally woken up, she was so excited that she could feel the wind at her feet. Her waist no longer hurt and her legs were no longer lame. Even her personal maids had to jog to catch up when she walked.
(Tip: There are some strong words below, please be careful if you eat~)
Concubine Jing, who was rushing forward, did not notice that several raised leaves appeared on the gravel road ahead.
Under the cover of fallen leaves, there is a fresh cake made by Fat Orange and his little brother together. It contains the essence of 7 dried fish!
Use one word to describe it: smelly!
Use two words to describe it: stinking! !
Concubine Jing's eyes were dim and she obviously didn't notice this biochemical weapon.
The little palace maid behind her noticed it, but she just thought it was because the little eunuch who was sweeping was not careful in his work and left a few leaves behind and forgot to clean them.
then……
Concubine Jing stepped forward without any precaution.
Oh~
The soft feeling of the feet, with a hint of warmth and the instantaneous burst of irresistible stench, made Concubine Jing scream like a convulsion.
"Ahhhh!!!"
"Which little beast did this!!!"
Not far away in the grass, Fat Orange was licking his paws leisurely.
Behind it, seven or eight cats with various hairs squatted quietly and neatly behind it, waiting for the big brother to send them.
The screams spread far and alarmed people in the nearby palace.
On the street where people were passing by, Liu Man held the Queen's soft and boneless hand with one paw under the cover of her wide sleeves, covered her mouth with one hand in an exaggerated manner, and exclaimed.
"Wow! This voice sounds like Princess Jing."
"Could it be that...she was unlucky enough to step on shit?"
The little maids who bowed their heads to salute the queen by the wall secretly curled their lips. There was new gossip to spread today.
After King Yi fell into a rubbish dump (suspected of eating it), gossip about Concubine Jing stepping on dog poop on the road quickly spread in the palace.
This time is too close, too coincidental, and in line with the emperor's decree to punish King Yi to kneel in the ancestral hall, everyone in the palace is speculating whether King Yi has done something that is harmful to heaven and earth, causing God to not tolerate it, and wants to take action to deal with it. he.
When Liu Man saw that he had achieved the effect he wanted, he chuckled with satisfaction. He vividly imitated the triumph of the villain in the TV series after his conspiracy was successful. He didn't sound like a good person no matter how he did it.
[Fat Orange has made great achievements today. I will reward him with three dried fish sticks when he gets back. Oh, by the way, there are also his little brothers. Each cat will be rewarded with one dried fish stick! 】
When she heard about this organized, planned, and premeditated act of revenge, especially when the initiators were a group of cats, the queen didn't feel that it was outrageous.
Having been with Manman for a long time, I have seen a lot of outrageous things.
After Princess Jing stepped on the cat feces, she was almost pushed over by the vicious stench.
She lifted up the shoe that had stepped on the shit and pointed her toes straight at the palace maids and eunuchs who were following her.
"Are all of them deaf and blind? Why don't you clean the soles of my shoes quickly? If you delay my visit to King Yi, be careful that you don't look good!"
Concubine Jing squeaked and covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief, but the smell still lingered around her, lingering on.
The palace maid who followed Concubine Jing was in a miserable state. Under Concubine Jing's sharp gaze, she had to hold her breath and use a handkerchief to wipe the soles of her shoes that were covered in shit.
The little palace maid had tears in her eyes because of the smell, but she had to work hard to wipe the feces due to the power of Princess Jing.
If one person can't stand it anymore, replace him with the next one.
Soon, everyone brought out by Concubine Jing was shocked.
After smelling the smell of shit on everyone, Concubine Jing finally shouted stop with satisfaction.
As long as everyone has it, no one will know that she stepped on the shit!
Behind her, several palace maids looked at each other, with a trace of resentment flashing in each of their eyes.
They tacitly thought that they must spit in her tea cup tonight and mix her urine into the jade facial cream to relieve their anger!
~~~
In Prince Yi's Mansion.
With the help of the imperial doctor, King Yi was rejuvenated. After inserting more than a dozen needles on King Yi's head and face, he slowly woke up from the endless nightmare.
King Yi cautiously opened his eyes slowly, and when he saw the familiar bedrooms around him, he took a deep breath of relaxation.
Although the room was lit with cloyingly sweet incense, there was still a vague sour smell of garbage in the air, but everyone ignored it and pretended it was an illusion.
They were afraid of irritating King Yi again.
The imperial doctor said that His Royal Highness Prince Yi had a psychological shadow. Although acupuncture had been administered to help him suppress the painful memories, as long as he smelled the stench, he would recall it again and then faint.
The last personal servant had been beheaded by the emperor for participating in the murder of Gu Lingxin.
King Yi's current personal servant is a solid person. After hearing this, he patted his chest and promised that His Highness King Yi would never be exposed to the stench again. Even if the master pooped or farted, he would stand by and fan him.
I promise not to let a trace of stench stain His Highness King Yi!
