"Once upon a time there was a little pig that looked like a hairdryer. He liked to roll around in the mud, but he didn't like to take a bath."
"One day, he went to the forest to play with his little friends. Both the rabbit and the kitten covered their noses in disgust and said that the piggy was too ugly and they should not play with him."
"The little pig had to walk away sadly. Along the way, everyone disliked him. Only the dung beetle was willing to be friends with him."
"'Dung Beetle, you are so kind!' the piggy said happily, 'you are the only one who likes to be friends with me!'"
"The dung beetle pushed the pig forward and said, 'Because you are round, smelly, don't like bathing, and I'm very hungry now.'"
Liu Man looked up from Concubine Zhao's bulging belly and asked excitedly: "How about the prenatal education story I told the babies? Is it interesting and thought-provoking?"
Concubine Zhao & Queen:...
"You said it very well, don't talk about it next time."
Concubine Zhao thought to herself that if Liu Man was really allowed to lean on her belly every day and tell the so-called prenatal education stories to the child, she would not even dare to think that the child would like to play with feces after birth!
"Ah~" Liu Man lowered her eyelids in despair, like a sighing puppy, and Concubine Zhao seemed to see the ears on her head falling down sadly.
Was she too heartless to refuse?
Concubine Zhao was about to comfort Liu Man, but the next second, Liu Man was staring at her belly fiercely, "I can draw comic strips for the baby, including stories about mermaids and witches, Grandma Wolf and the Three Little Pigs." Draw the story, the princess from the next country and the poisoned apple.”
“Even babies who can’t read can still understand!”
Seeing that she could not dispel Liu Man's interest, Concubine Zhao turned her head and asked the queen for help.
Just take care of her!
System: [Concubine Zhao is about to collapse due to you. I suggest the host not to target her alone to cause trouble. 】
Liu Man curled her lips in boredom. After the Queen Mother left the palace, Liu Cairen was sentenced to death, and Concubine Shu was revealed to be one of the masterminds behind the scenes.
The emperor's little notebook in his mind still kept in mind that Shu Bin was not good at spreading rumors, so he finally found the opportunity to take revenge on Shu Bin, and directly reduced her to a promise, punishing her for one year, and grounding her for three months.
After experiencing one after another people in the palace being demoted, everyone in the harem has reached a consensus that no one can mess with Liu Man, she is poisonous! Whoever offends will be demoted!
[It’s boring. I’ve just finished reading the script of “The Prime Minister’s Little Wife Runs with the Ball: Escape from the Forced Love of Her Yandere Brother”. 】
[Wang Yi’s butt has not been healed yet. He has not had an affair with the heroine for a long time. Everyone greets you without saying anything. There is no fun in this stagnant harem! 】
System: [So...]
Liu Man: [So I’m going to cause trouble! 】
The system's electronic heart trembled when it saw her increasingly evil smile, rivaling that of the crooked-mouthed Dragon King.
He has really found a living father for himself. He will never stop for a moment. With such a host, it may be scrapped 50 years in advance!
When Concubine Zhao heard Liu Man's words about "making trouble," she trembled and her eyes blinked rapidly.
Save me, save me, save me...
"Eh? Leyan, your eyelids are cramped?"
Liu Man came over and asked curiously.
Now, just as she said, Concubine Zhao blinked too hard and had cramps...
Seeing that Concubine Zhao's expression was gradually breaking down, the queen coughed slightly and pulled Liu Man away.
"Manman, are you interested in the talent show that will take place in a few days? There will be many beautiful girls participating, and the Queen Mother's niece will also be here this time."
The queen's words accurately attracted Liu Man's attention.
[Draft, beauty, niece of the Queen Mother! 】
[Melons, all melons! 】
Eyes shining .ipg
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After Bai Zhenzhen brought fancy pastries to the palace next door to check in every day, she quickly became friends with Mrs. Wang.
Bai Zhenzhen is sweet-tongued and has a miserable life experience. She was quickly recognized as her god-sister by Mrs. Wang, who was overflowing with sympathy.
Although Xie Shiqing wondered why Bai Zhenzhen ran to the next door every day, after being coaxed by Bai Zhenzhen for a few words, he put aside his doubts and continued to go out to find a job during the day.
Until one day, he was stopped by an old beggar.
"Sir, I have a secret to tell you."
Xie Shiqing threw two copper coins at the old beggar in disgust, thinking that he was a fortune teller under the overpass, and raised his hand to drive him away.
"Go, go. I'm busy. I need someone else to tell my fortune."
The old beggar was not angry at being disliked. Instead, he smiled and said, "Young Master lives in Willow Alley in the south. There is a beautiful lady at home, and there is a wealthy businessman named Wang next door?"
Xie Shiqing's legs that he had already spread stopped, and he turned back to the old beggar, "What do you know?"
The old beggar smiled and touched his gray beard, "The secret must not be revealed."
After saying that, he stopped making any sound, and just stretched out a hand with his palm open, silently signaling to Xie Shiqing.
Xie Shiqing gritted his teeth, took out five taels of silver from his wallet and placed it in the old beggar's hand.
Unexpectedly, the old beggar was not satisfied yet, so he stuffed the money into his crotch, and then stretched out his hand towards Xie Shiqing.
Xie Shiqing's face twitched, and he held back his heartache and took out another 5 taels of silver from his wallet that was obviously more than half dry.
"Don't be ignorant!" This is his food money for five days!
The old beggar stopped when he saw that he was good, stuffed his crotch with a bulging bag, and then started to say: "Young Master worked hard to find a job during the day, but you know that your home has been stolen a long time ago!"
"Young master, go back now. Maybe you can see the ladder built from the wall of the palace. Mr. Wang is enjoying yourself on your couch with the young lady!"
Xie Shiqing reacted stupidly for a while, then woke up as if from a dream and ran towards home without even having time to pick up one of his shoes.
The old beggar shook his head in the direction in which he ran, and then respectfully walked toward the man in black at the corner of the street.
"Sir, I have told the young master the truth according to your instructions. You see..."
Liu Man restrained her gloating expression and readily handed the old beggar 5 taels of silver. This acting skill would have earned her a gold medal in the future.
The old beggar took the silver and smiled, "Your Majesty is right, that idiot is really easy to deceive."
He really made a fortune today!
Seeing the 10 taels of silver he had defrauded from Xie Shiqing, the old beggar was very kind and wished him success in catching the traitor.
When Xie Shiqing ran back panting, he was greeted with surprised looks from neighbors along the way.
"Why did this stupid guy come back so early today? I'm afraid things aren't over yet?"
"Oh, did he finally realize something was wrong and come back specifically to catch the rapist?"
"I guess there's something good to watch today."
Xie Shiqing listened to the old sisters-in-law gathering together to chew the root of his tongue, and his guess became more certain.
It turned out that unknowingly, he had become the talk of the neighborhood. Everyone knew that Bai Zhenzhen was having an affair with Mr. Wang, but he was the only one who kept it in the dark like a fool!
Xie Shiqing opened the door full of anger and a broken innocent boy's heart.
Sure enough, as the old beggar said, the ladder outside the king's house had not been removed in time.
Xie Shiqing snorted coldly, turned around and locked the door from the inside, and kicked the ladder on this side to break.
He'll see where the adulterer will go!
Liu Man, who followed Xie Shiqing and came to eat melon on the spot, smiled happily.
This fool's head was finally willing to be put to use instead of being kept as a display.
