The world is in turmoil, and it has nothing to do with Liu Cairen.
She sat peacefully in the corner with her hand on her belly, as if she really had a child in her belly.
Concubine Qi couldn't resist Concubine Shu, so she turned her attention to Liu Changzai.
Shu Bin's arrogant and dog-like temperament has recently become friends with Liu Cairen, and they often meet in private.
Even a dog wouldn't believe it if they said they had no dirty deeds!
"Didn't Liu Cairen just go to bed yesterday? Why don't you say a word now?"
"You and Shu Concubine are good sisters. Please teach her how to capture the emperor's heart so that Shu Concubine's position can be moved. She may have stayed in this concubine position for many years."
As soon as these words came out, Shu Bin and Liu Cairen's expressions both changed.
Liu Cairen looked at Shu Bin in a panic, and was about to open his mouth to explain, but Shu Bin glared hard and shut his mouth.
Seeing everyone in the harem looking at them intentionally or unintentionally, Shu Bin was going crazy.
How did that idiot Qi Bin know about their relationship?
[Hahahaha, I didn’t expect that they had all the precautions, but they failed to guard against their youngest concubine Qi. 】
[Who knew that Concubine Qi also had the habit of sleepwalking at night? As soon as she fell asleep, she would run around the palace. She had visited the dog holes at the base of the palace wall and the hidden septic tank.
The last time I woke up from sleepwalking, I happened to catch Shu Bin and Liu Cairen conspiring in a remote corner of the palace. 】
Liu Man happily ate the melon, and continued to dig deeper with the system. Unexpectedly, she was actually asked to find something.
[vOCal Liu Cairen is so brave, he is actually planning to use a fake pregnancy to impeach the Porcelain Queen! 】
False pregnancy?
A coldness flashed in the queen's eyes, the harem had only been peaceful for less than a month.
There are examples of talented people like Rou, but why doesn’t Liu talented person have a long memory?
System: [There’s another big melon! 】
There are big melons every day, especially today.
The willow vines are now like the vines in the melon field. Taking a bite here and there, I wish I could use the shadow clone technique to split into N willow vines and take over the entire melon field.
Liu Man: I’m gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing…
【hetUi! I knew the Queen Mother had no good intentions in giving Roucai Ren fake pregnancy pills]
[No wonder he wants to point the finger at the queen. It turns out that he wants to depose the queen and let his niece become the queen. 】
The Queen Mother's niece?
The Queen and Concubine Zhao both fell silent.
The niece of the Queen Mother was also a good candidate to enter the palace back then, but who knew...
Speaking of the deeds of the Queen Mother's family, most of the upper-class families in the capital know about it.
The Queen Mother was just a little Changzai who was born as a ninth-grade official. She was lucky enough to be pregnant with the prince, and it happened that the princes in front of the emperor all died young (Liu Man: I don’t know whether it was the emperor’s tough life or his). Brothers.)
The emperor confusedly changed from the eighth prince to the late emperor's only adult prince, and then he became the crown prince and inherited the throne.
The Queen Mother suddenly became the Queen Mother from a young child, and her father also went from a ninth-grade official to a distinguished Duke of the country.
The whole family followed the chickens and dogs to ascend to heaven. Unfortunately, their status was noble enough, but their quality was not up to par.
The Duke of Guo, the eldest brother of the Queen Mother, married 23 concubines in one year, successfully breaking the record in the capital.
(Liu Man: Is the Duke's kidney okay? However, my nephew is my uncle, and the Emperor relies on tonics to replenish his kidneys at a young age. So the Duke...)
As for the Queen Mother's niece, that's even more bizarre.
When she was drafted, she almost drowned a show girl who was more beautiful than herself in a pool. If the Queen Mother hadn't helped cover it up, she would have been expelled from the palace.
What's even more exciting is that the emperor originally couldn't stand the Queen Mother's crying, fussing and hanging himself, so he was ready to choose the Queen Mother's niece to enter the palace, but on the day of the palace election, the Queen Mother's niece did not arrive.
When the Emperor and the Queen Mother, together with all the doctors from the Imperial Hospital, rushed out of breath to the residence of the Queen Mother's niece, when they opened the door, they found that the Queen Mother's niece and three delicate little eunuchs were lying on a couch sleeping in a dark sky, and there were still things on the ground. Seven or eight wine bottles were scattered.
When the emperor saw the scene inside, his face turned green like laba garlic pickled for half a year.
The palace maids and imperial doctors following him wished they were blind. Is this the royal melon that little cannon fodder like them can eat?
(Liu Man: I’m the only one who cares about whether everyone in Tai Hospital will lose their heads again?)
【Hurrah! The Queen Mother is not only filled with shit in her head, but her eyes are also filled with shit. She can donate her eyeballs to others. Her niece is a pile of cow dung, but she still wants to bask in the emperor's heather? 】
Hey, something seems wrong?
Liu Man shook her head, no longer entangled.
Cow dung = niece of the queen mother, heather that makes you miss you when you smell it = the emperor
Concubine Zhao thought for a moment and couldn't hold herself any longer.
Stinky on top of stinky.
I really want to laugh while thinking about yUe.
The little prince and princess in her belly seemed to have eaten the melon, and kicked Concubine Zhao's belly excitedly.
Concubine Zhao touched her slightly swollen belly with a gentle expression, and her children were also eager to come out and listen to their talk.
After the greetings were over, Shu Bin snorted coldly with her nostrils raised, and stepped forward to leave first.
Not to be outdone, Qi Bin quickened her pace to catch up, hoping to get ahead of Shu Bin.
then……
They were stuck in the doorframe together.
Shu Bin was squeezed by Qi Bin's fat body and could hardly breathe.
Qi Bin's flesh was sore from Shu Bin's protruding bone.
The two competed together, and neither one was willing to take a step back.
[Hey, there’s a traffic jam! 】
The lower-ranking concubines behind them did not dare to intervene. Concubine Zhao was bowing her head to drink water and seemed not to notice the movement at the door.
In the end, Gu Bin frowned and used her hands to push the two people who were stuck out of the door.
【ah! Sister Gu Bin is still powerful and domineering V✪ω✪V]
Liu Man stared at Gu Bin with bright eyes, and there was obvious intimacy in her eyes.
Gu Concubine paused as she walked out the door, turned around and gave Liu Man a gentle smile, and then continued walking back out of Yikun Palace.
Shu Bi, who was pushed out in a panic, staggered a few steps before he steadied himself. He was about to open his mouth to curse, but when he saw Gu Bi's face as cold as ice for thousands of years, he could only shut up in frustration.
After the farce was over and the remaining people were about to leave, Liu Caicai slowly stood up, subconsciously protecting his lower abdomen with one hand, and carefully moved out step by step.
Concubine Zhao glanced casually, then her eyes paused.
Liu Cairen was really impatient, and now he pretended to be pregnant. But the more deliberately he acted, the more fake he became.
