The so-called sleepiness in spring, lack of autumn and summer nap plus hibernation.
Each solar term has different sleepiness. After Liu Man tried to get up early for the 108th time and failed, she successfully closed her eyes and fell asleep until the sun finally basked her.
When the queen came to Zhaoyang Palace for the first time, what she saw was Liu Man wrapping herself in a quilt and sleeping like a little piggy in the dark.
The empress, who has always been strict with herself, dignified and observant, raised her eyebrows slightly and stretched out her fair and slender jade hands.
"Pa--" was heard gently hitting Liu Man's pouted buttocks.
"Ouch, who hit me!!!"
Liu Man suddenly woke up from her sweet dream of being surrounded by beautiful men and having a good time.
She held her butt and opened her eyes angrily. Just as she was about to find someone to settle the score, she saw a familiar beauty with a beautiful smile slowly leaning close to her in the dim light.
Liu Man's mouth pursed unconsciously, waiting for a kiss from the beauty.
[Hehehe, am I still in a dream? I can see a big beauty as soon as I open my eyes, who is more lucky than me! 】
【Beauty~Kiss~Smell~】
Kiss?
The queen raised her eyebrows slightly and chuckled, like water droplets falling on a jade plate, crisp and sweet.
He stretched out his hand to cover Liu Man's pouty lips and flicked her forehead again.
"Little pervert, wake up! I'm going to take you to a fun place today!"
Ga?
Liu Man stood up like a seal, with her hair that had been sleeping like a chicken nest on her head, and stood up from the bed. Her eyes were bright, as if they were hiding little stars.
"Where are we going to play? Can we really go out?"
"Are you leaving the palace? I'm almost suffocated in the palace!"
Like a primary school student about to go on a spring outing, Liu Man happily grabbed the queen's hand and asked repeatedly.
"Go and freshen up quickly and let Hua Ning change you into some light clothes. Let's go play in the village outside today."
"Great!!!"
Liu Man cheered loudly and patted her belly happily (for details, please refer to the seal patting its belly).
On the carriage leaving the palace, Liu Man sat next to the queen as she wished, and could communicate openly and openly.
But who can tell her why the emperor is still sitting across from her?
[Why is he here? Why does he have to ride in a carriage with us when he comes? 】
[You are already the emperor, why can’t you get your own car when you go out? The price is so low! 】
Liu Man glanced at the obstructive emperor opposite and rolled her eyes in her heart.
Even the richest man in her village used to travel in one car per person.
This emperor was deceived, and he was not as good as the nouveau riche man in the village who wore a big gold chain, a big gold watch, and Italian handmade beanie shoes.
The queen pretended to turn her head to look at the scenery, ignoring the rule of not showing her teeth when smiling, and opened the curtain and laughed wildly outside the window.
"Ahem."
The emperor shrank back in embarrassment, leaving a wider gap between their legs facing each other.
He shouldn't have squeezed into the Queen's carriage just because he wanted to listen to Liu Man's gossip on the road to relieve his boredom!
In fact, the carriage used for royal travel is wider than ordinary carriages. Even if there are four or five more people, it will not be crowded.
"Let's go privately incognito today and go to Zhuangzi outside the city to see how the wheat is growing this year. That Zhuangzi occupies a huge area. If you're bored, we can go horse racing with the queen."
In order to avoid embarrassment, the emperor took the initiative to tell Liu Man the reason for leaving the palace today.
[Unexpectedly, although this dog emperor is blind when it comes to seeing people, he is quite reliable in other aspects. 】
[I also know that I used my identity as a civilian to buy a farm and hire farmers to farm the land, so as to understand the growth and harvest of this year's crops. This is a bit like a wise king. 】
The emperor clenched his hands into fists to cover up the crazily raised corners of his mouth.
He was used to hearing courtiers and people praising him as a wise king, and his ears had already become calluses.
Unexpectedly, hearing Liu Man sincerely praise him as a wise king for the first time, he would happily lose the composure that an emperor should have.
Four sweaty horses rode side by side. Under the skillful driving skills of Commander Jin Wuwei, this carriage, which looked ordinary but had great potential inside, was speeding along the official road without any bumps.
[Oh my god, this is the ancient version of drag racing! 】
Willow Man lifted the curtain and looked at the afterimage trees on both sides of the road, feeling a little excited.
[At this time, if a few masked men pretending to be bandits but actually assassins suddenly burst out of the woods, wouldn't it be a famous scene in martial arts movies? 】
The system was about to laugh at her for being so whimsical, but the next second it heard a sound of "Hey——".
The commander of the Jinwu Guards tightened the reins fiercely, and the four horses raised their legs to brake.
Due to the huge inertia, the Queen in the carriage threw her body forward uncontrollably. The pastry she was holding in her hand, which was originally intended to be used as a belly for Liu Man, almost hit the Emperor's handsome face.
"There are assassins protecting the emperor!!!"
The commander of the Jinwu Guards drew out the sword from his waist and placed it across his chest, staring at the masked men in black emerging from all directions.
"I'll go!!! Did you really get what I said?"
Liu Man opened the window of the carriage and was caught off guard and met the eyes of a tiger-backed assassin outside.
Isn't this what she was thinking just now!
[Damn it, let you think blindly, let you think blindly! It's overturned! 】
In anger, Liu Man raised her hand and slapped herself.
A crisp slap sounded in the carriage, surprising both the emperor and the queen.
The words that the emperor originally wanted to accuse were choked in his throat. Liu Man could attack him. If he dared to say one more word, according to the emperor's understanding of Liu Man, the next slap would fall on his face.
Even the killer who stared at Liu Man fiercely outside the car window was also a killer.
Stunned, the coldness in his eyes faded away, and deep confusion took over his heart.
He had killed so many people, and he had seen people crying in agony before dying, people kneeling down to survive, and people cursing crazily.
But he has never seen anyone curse and slap him in front of him.
This woman looked smart and smart, but she turned out to be a fool.
A trace of pity flashed through the killer's heart. After taking the emperor's head, he might as well let this fool go.
Outside the carriage, a dozen Jinwu guards and a masked killer whose number could not be seen were silently confronting each other. Both sides were waiting for the best opportunity to strike.
"Don't be afraid, you will hide behind me later."
The emperor took out a long sword from the secret compartment of the carriage, stood up and stood in front of the queen and Liu Man.
The queen quickly glanced at the killer outside and took out a long knife from the weapon in the secret compartment.
"Your Majesty, I have learned several moves from my father since I was a child. I swear to the death to advance and retreat with you!"
The emperor met her firm eyes and nodded appreciatively.
"I am lucky to have an excellent queen like you, and the world is lucky too!"
Seeing the emperor and queen picking up swords to fight against the enemy together, Liu Man raised her hand and looked at her white and tender claws.
[Three people are riding in a carriage, and I don’t know any weapons. This is embarrassing. 】
Liu Man's eyes flickered around the luxuriously decorated carriage, and then her eyes lit up.
He reached out and picked up the slingshot that the emperor was preparing to use to shoot birds, "I can help too!!!"
[Hehehehe, my exclusive weapon is here, it’s a “bird-killing” weapon! 】
[Wherever it was beaten, the whole place was wailed, and Master Jiejie said it was good to use it! 】
